inCyder PUNks

Insider puns between two cyber punks.

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*While ordering food*

AK: What side order should we get?

GP: Oh yeah, we can choose a side order, why don't you pick?

AK: I would, but I can't deSIDE!

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More Puns for U C

GP: Why do some laundry rooms at UCLA require change?

AC: They do?? It must be one of the older units then?

GP: Nu, they have a quarter system, like UCLA.

AC: ......

AC: Why does everyone see a bit of laundry here?

GP: :v UCLAundry

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Do your dang essay

*While working on her essay*

GP: Hey, what do you call a female gangster electronic mail service?

AC: I don't know, but do your freaking dang freaking essay...

GP: Gmail :VVVV

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Cookie'n

AC: Did you get any pastries?

GP: Yesh, I stole a cookie and a bagel.

AC: Mwahaha, excellent!

AC: Looks like you don't need to cook, just cookieat.

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Pears

*While eating a terrible pear*

AC: Sorry Pear gods, but I cannot finish this offering.

PG: It will be OK if you offer them a pair of pears.

AC: I hope that won't make them apPear.

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Paired

AC: I like your sandals.

GP: They're $2.

AC: Can I have a pair?

*GP hands him a pear*

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Lunch geography

*after bringing out a napkin

AC:I'm pretty good at not getting lost and making maps.

GP: So that means you can make mapkins.

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Building a search

GP: If you boelt right in, you can find me.

AC: You are in Boelter!

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Dropping some help

AC: You left your folder in the computer bag...

GP: It's fine, I dun really need it right now

AC: Ok, if you need it though, I will folDerop it off for you

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Asperinspired Puns

AC: Hey, I am paying you for the asperin you made, your job is to hand it over >=(

GP: Your job is to never pay for and never touch it :v

AC: You aseperatin' between the drug and I?

GP: I'm an aspiring failed chemist, not an aspiring accused murderer.

AC: You won't be responsible, since I was the one that murderank it

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Dormant Puns

AC: Are you in dorms?

GP: Kind of

AC: Kindorm!

AC: ....OK, that was bad.

GP: My dorm is my kingdorm

AC: Ooooo that was a good one! But, shouldn't it be a pengdorm?

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Bad Cookie (Feast Dinner #4)

*after GP gets mousse*

AC: Well, I hope you cookienjoy your dessert

AC: Which dessert was an Italian dictator?

GP: That cookienjoy didn't fit nicely. >:V Moussolini

AC: Correct! And he wasn't moussolenient

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Feast #3

GP: I'm desserting this converation for actual sweets

AC: I hope you enjoy your just dessertation

GP: I mousse start on my work after this

AC: Heyyy, I don't know what else you are getting, I can't cake anymore of this!

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A Seeled Victory! (Feast Dinner #2)

GP: I am having chicken and pineapple soup, yellow curry fries, kimchi fried rice and salmon.

AC: I'm glad you didn't Kim chicken out of the opportunity for me to joke

GP: Im actually having trouble thinking of one

AC: Yesh, I win one! Frynally!

GP: I guess salm on my game now

AC: Salm on? >=(

GP: I'm on

AC: I think you should pineapply for defeat

GP: It workd better said aloud

GP: I should just pay the pRICE

AC: Shall I meet you then? So I can yellowt my victory

AC: Or should I say yellowt my vicurry

AC: Ohohoho, I am on a roll

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Feast Dinner #1

AC: How's your penghungerin level?

GP: I am at Feast right now

AC: Ohhh nice, whatcha feasting on?

GP: Are you going to curry on with your jokes?

AC: You bread my mind

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Culture n' Science

GP: Oh crap I forgot to write aboot the color wheel

AC: Haha, you SHOE-D do that

GP: Where did shoe come from?

AC: you said "aboot" =/

GP: Oh, I was just being canadian

GP: I sowrry. I'll have what I said reaped.

AC: Ohh, I didn't know you AmeriCAN do that

AC: Are you being aggroculturally insensitive?

GP: The articles have very little about the color wheel

AC: That's not wheely fair

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This was nintendone

*while editing*

GP: If it's something as simple as removing a word, go ahead

AC: I can Nintendo directly do that

GP: Directly nintenDO

AC: You are good, too good, I cannot Nintendo 3dscape that fact

GP: Wii are both good

AC: Wii and u