FUCK

𝙄 𝙨𝙖𝙞𝙙 𝙄 𝙛𝙚𝙡𝙩 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙚 𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙗𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙 + 𝙸 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚎𝚡𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙸 𝚜𝚊𝚒𝚍 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚛𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚞𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎

[indamato]

JESSE D’AMATO  of  HBO’S  IN TREATMENT.   BY  CIARA/KIKI.  18+

so  there’s  3,142,405  occupied  housing  units  in  this  city.  if  you  say  every  apartment  has  a  bedroom,  a  kitchen  living  space,  and  then  a  bathroom,  that’s  an  average  of  3  rooms  a  place.  that’s  almost,  like,  a  billion  rooms.  but  i  just  keep  walking  and  walking  and  no  matter  where  i  end  up,  i  always  feel  like  the  stupidest  person  in  the  room.  can  someone  please  tell  me  how  that  fucking  adds  up?               pinterest   *

[indamato]

BUNDLEDMISERY!

@indamato  sent:  what,  you’ve  never  seen  someone  who  looks  tired?                              broad  city  quotes

a  shrug.  her  own  exhaustion  prevents  her  from  fully  responding  at  first.  fingers  rub  at  her  temples.  so  accusatory  and  for  what?  finally,  she  wills  herself  to  look  at  him.  indifferent  gaze  takes  in  his  appearance.  weird  guy.  still  doesn’t  know  his  name.  doesn’t  bother  her  too  much  so  she’s  more  inclined  to  indulge  in  conversation.  “never  saw  anyone  who  looks  as  tired  as  you,  that’s  all.”

actually,  there’s  electricity  jumping  about  like  cut  cable  wires  inside  jesse.  right  now  anyway.  they’re  crossing  and  giving  the  impression  of  being  just  that  slow  when  he  can’t  get  a  response  out  fast  enough  to  battle  it,  the  look,  the  permanent  exhaustion  on  his  face.  too  many  thoughts,  not  enough  mouths.  it  puts  a  brain  on  pause.     ‘ that  was  nearly  mean  but  you’ve  almost  made  me  feel  like  i’ve  won  something  with  the  way  you’ve  said  it.  i’ll  take  it. ’

[indamato]

i accidentally deleted my starter call like an IDIOT but lms for something when i get home from work tomorrow

[rpsentence-storage]

Ma (2019) | Sentence Prompts

feel free to change words and pronouns as needed.

“I know it’s weird, but please?”

“Now I see what’s going on. A man sending a girl to do his dirty work.”

“We’re sorry. Could you hook us up, though?”

“You smell like pot.”

“It’s really not that big a deal.”

“I want you to make smarter decisions than that.”

“Like all the amazing decisions you’ve made.”

“You look like you’re going to see a boy. Are you going to meet a boy?”

“This is fucking sketchy.”

“Hey. I was just thinking, why wait for the weekend? It’s 5 o’clock somewhere!”

“You be careful now. Take it real slow. Men are dogs.”

“I’m serious, that bitch is crazy.”

“How about you mind your own damn business!”

“Are you guys mad at me for something?”

“Well, here’s what I think. I think you’re trying to get back at me.”

“We both know you had a thing for me, and I barely gave you the time of day.”

“You’re a loser, (name). You always have been, and it’s pathetic.”

“This is your one warning, (name).”

“What you did to me, the humiliation, it never goes away.”

“You see, you treated me like a dog because that’s what you are. You, you’re no man, (name).”

“They’re children! What the fuck is wrong with you?”

“How does it feel to be on the outside looking in? Hurts, huh?”

“Sounds like someone’s a little jealous.”

“Think I thought we had some kind of a connection, but you just threw it all away.”

“Ungrateful bitch. To think I took care of (name) for you.”

“I need a man, huh? This ought to shut you up for once.”

“Why are you doing this? You need help.”

“I am not weak and I’m not my mother.”

[floralege]

𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐝 𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬  /  may contain some mature & nsfw language !

❝ ew. who yells? ❞ 

❝ you said if you were ever going to do same sex experimentation, it was going to be with me. ❞

❝ who would you rather go down on you? michael bublé or janet jackson? ❞

❝ can janet jackson go down on me while michael nublé narrates it in song? ❞

❝ i really don’t feel like going into work today. ❞

❝ great, i’ll see you in 30 days then … biiiiitch. ❞

❝ i’m not sexually aroused, i’m fiscally aroused. ❞

❝ make that face that i hate. ❞

❝ i respect you respecting me. ❞

❝ i’m gonna respect that dick later. ❞

❝ four r’s, my friend: reduce, reuse, recycle, rihanna. ❞

❝ i’m an adult and i’m responsible. let’s go get some candy. ❞

❝ i just want to get home and watch my shows. ❞

❝ i’m an adult. i should be buying my own pot. ❞

❝ yeah, chocolate-brown eyes, ass of an angel. ❞

❝ i was so worried, i baked a whole cake. and then i ate a whole cake. ❞

❝ wanna come over and smash our faces in cake? ❞

❝ what, you’ve never seen someone who looks tired? ❞

❝ i’m just a baby, i don’t have any money. ❞

❝ bed, bath, and beyond coupons NEVER expire. ❞

❝ the world is good, dude. ❞

❝ what do i always tell you? PKW: phone, keys, wallet! ❞

❝ my biggest weakness is that i lose my purse a lot, but then my biggest strength is that i always get it back. ❞

❝ never have i ever… um, dealt with how my parents’ divorce affected my overall, you know, being in relationships. ❞

❝ i know you from your ass better than i know your face. ❞

❝ this is the happiest day of my liiiiife! ❞

❝ simple yes or no: did you or did you not peg? ❞

❝ let’s meet at the atm where the dude puked on you last week. ❞

❝ you want me to facetime from the bathroom? ❞

❝ i would follow you into hell, dude. ❞

❝ who is the grossest person you still kind of want to have sex with? ❞

❝ i just want to lay with a lot of pugs. ❞

[indamato]

cannot decide for the life of me whether or not i wanna make icons for this blog. ANYWAY I’ll reblog a meme write w me xox

[indamato]

‘ no,  really  —  i  was  actually  nearly  cast  as  kevin  in  a  home  alone  remake  in  2013.  like  for  real.  they  cancelled  the  whole  movie  when  i  couldn’t  be  in  it.  scheduling  issues.  i  never  really  made  an  acting  comeback  but  i  kind  of  prefer  photography  anyway,  being  behind  the  camera  and  everything.  so  it’s  kind  of  fine. ’     @childactress   *

[indamato]

‘ does  this  shirt  make  me  look  like  a  weeaboo? ’     @pistollips   *

[indamato]

‘ i  could  probably  shoot  a  really  good  promo  video  for  this  place,  you  know. ’     jeese  waves  the  camera  hanging  round  his  neck  like  a  hiiii-i-i-iiiii,  hi,  i’m  here,  i’m  here,  honest  to  god  i’m  HERE  and  it’s  nearly  obnoxious.  when  he  lets  go  it  falls  back  on  his  chest  and  it  sounds  like  the  thump  of  it  would  hurt.  it  probably  did.     ‘ i  have  imovie  on  my  phone  too.  to  edit  it. ’        @bundledmisery   *

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me: [vibrating slightly because I had too much caffeine] everything in the world is my fault

[malfoyscorpius]

[froddo-baggins]

Dane Dehaan in HBO’s In Treatment (2010) 

as Jesse D’amato.