My humor is anchored in self loathing

Evan - 18

[slothblog]

everyone who reblogs this will get gordon ramsay in their inbox 

[girlsbackhome]

i’M CRyING

[mathsturbation]

if you don’t keep your promise i swear to god

[mathsturbation]

i reblogged it less than an hour ago hOW THE FUCK DID YOU MANAGE THAT

[flaccid-dragon-dildo-deactivate]

already at 70000 notes? Doubt you will follow through this far after its started.

[flaccid-dragon-dildo-deactivate]

I POSTED THAT 30 FUCKING SECONDS AGO

[aokiseiun]

i cant believe youre still human

[reddarchivesdeadaccount-deactiv]

Well played

[generic-account-here]

I need

[eriitime]

Give me my gordon ramsay my day has been bad and i need it

[maxtheidiot]

PLEASE

[stainablesilver]

peals

[majorasmssk]

Please

[thesoundofmadness]

Please

[cinammon-roll-panda]

I want a salty British man in my dms

[friendly-neighborhood-wizard]

holy cow is this real

[friendly-neighborhood-wizard]

IT’S REAL EVERYONE THIS PERSON IS INHUMAN

[hashtag-put-murdoc-back]

blease

[everywitchway-deactivated201905]

I want

[nerdy-bookworm-1998]

Please

[dovak159]

Why not?

[anxious-strawberry-with-adhd]

eh im bored

[badly-asked-emeraldth]

Boi! Give meh theh chaaaff!

[mourgensternanon-deactivated202]

Let’s see if this works.

[a-fallen-demon-deactivated20240]

Please give me my hero in my inbox

[spoopyboiheadcanons]

Please

[notthe-latte-hottay]

Gordon is an icon

[ilovefoxanimegirls]

give me gordan please

[incorrectqueereye]

I need some Gordon today and everyday

[merinarasauce]

please

[femmelovecrafts-deactivated2019]

pwease

[hyruleknight271-deactivated2020]

Please lmao

[justasmalltowngirlsworld]

Please

[cosmicelpis-deactivated20260114]

Please

[colossalbeltloop-art]

make sure to send it raw

[colossalbeltloop-art]

*slow clap* WELL PLAYED SIR

[dr-gloom]

hhhhhhhh none of these ever work for me but why not lets see

[gauntletqueen]

a speedrunner, while moving through an unrendered void at a thousand miles an hour because they punched a goat in a weird way: okay coming up is one of the hardest bosses in the entire game luckily we’ve tricked the game into thinking we’re holding a billion guns at once so he should be easy aand done now we’re gonna throw this spoon at the wall to skip the cutscene and kill our own dad to end the game early and that’s time thanks guys

[indie--warhol-blog]

Update: shaved my face and realised that I'm super ugly

[indie--warhol-blog]

I am fat and sad™️

[indie--warhol-blog]

Here I go hating myself again

[dreamgrl1998-deactivated2022072]

me laying in the dark listening to bon iver on repeat

[fujoshiwarrior]

sam what does this mean

[fujoshiwarrior]

FUCK YOU

[tellyjpg]

no one wants the friendship before the relationship nowadays. thats why shit doesn’t work out.

[sittinginyourlapandtakingadrag]

[mello-dramatic]

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

[subvertcliche-archived-deactiva]

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

[iuweqnc4ew]

they really do mean everyone

[fndungeonmom]

UPDATE: Yup I got the thing

[indie--warhol-blog]

Why am I so bad at saying what I feel like I need to say

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[justjames]

I am the best at relationship advice even though I have only been in one short term relationship

[tessed-to-the-nines]

@indie–warhol

[indie--warhol-blog]

Why am I so FuCkInG sad™

[nouveauartpunk]

[tessed-to-the-nines]

@indie–warhol

[indie--warhol-blog]

Wish you were here

[indie--warhol-blog]

Fuck Fuck FuCk Fuck Fuck v2