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"We have such sights to show you"
Employee orientation with the Hell Priest
I taught him this maneuver in a lost city high up in the mountain tops of the Himalayas
Liquid J is now a genderfluid deity that can manifest any form to influence the mortals they want to help.
am i playing this game correctly
Completely
every single negative stereotype about women was dreamt up by men who were projecting. fight me about it.
“women can’t drive”
It is so well known that women are better and safer drivers than men that OUR CAR INSURANCE RATES ARE LOWER. Women get into fewer accidents, get fewer DUIs, and receive fewer speeding tickets than men.
“women never shut up”
Several scientific studies have shown that not only do men talk more than women, they also think that women have been talking for much longer than they actually have. Men interrupt and talk over women, dominate conversations, and still think women talk too much.
“women are shallow”
Lol next
“my wife is my ball and chain lmao”
Multiple studies have shown that marriage between men and women: Increases male lifespan, decreases female lifespan Decreases male depression rates, increases female depression rates Decreases male stress levels, increases female stress levels Increases male health and happiness, decreases female health and happiness Increases a man’s chance of getting a raise or promotion, decreases a woman’s chances of getting a raise or promotion
“women are too emotional”
Men love to say this about women after hurting them, in order to shift the blame and dismiss their feelings in one go. In reality, women are taught to hold our tongues and control ourselves quite literally from birth. We’re taught to put men’s needs and wants ahead of our own emotions regardless of the personal cost. Men are taught to do more or less whatever the fuck they want to women. Men take their emotions out on women while women are expected to shove theirs down.
I could go on and on but I don’t really think I need to.
This was a cool read
Zoo staff don’t understand it but I do.
womanist icon tbh
why every male protag in a horror game called ethan
They know what they did
arguably the most ominous reply on any of the my posts
Puppies first
I’m absolutely begging you not to say these horrible things on my post
hey mom wjat
alice cullen saw the 2008 recession coming and she didn’t say anything about it
Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep?
a shat
Dont call it that please
How to lose a guy in 10 days
night out with the boys
socking up a cold foot with the lads
Hmm . Wish I hadn’t seen this
Cats do this because its a hunting instinct to snap the neck of their prey.
*the more you know*
It’s a murderer instinct but holy shit it’s so cute.
Fun Fact: The little shaking move they do when they pick up toys in their mouths is the one for snapping necks.
This one’s actually for disemboweling. And it’s adorable.
The cutest murder machines ever.
House Cats: *do motions that are intended to kill, maim, and mutilate food, rivals, and predators*
Humans, shoving their faces directly into what would kill a smaller animal: hahahaha aren’t you adorable!
doctor: sir, i'm sorry. the results are in and i'm afraid you have updog
patient: wh- what's updog
doctor, calling a nurse on the hospital's intercom: KAREN GET IN HERE I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT