The Opposite of Eternal AKA very finite

Deplete me already

[satan-offical]

recently i've been sending one ask a day to puckicho about if he likes the current state of the trout population.

I really don't want Pukicho to be involved with this

[feldfrog]

Some people can rotate a cube in their mind. I can rotate multiple cubes. In my stomach. I swallowed some dice

[swadloom]

STOP saying the otherworldly powers are corrupting my mind godddddd. You literally wish you were us. I mean us. I mean me.

[pokeballvictimized]

Like I really do think that Dave's arc is fundamentally a rejection of masculinity- from the very start his sword was a cheap fake made in imitation of his brother's and it broke. And over and over Dave decides that he doesnt want to be a hero, he doesnt want to create more dead selves, he doesnt want to grind the stock exchange or repair the legendary sword or fight the ultimate evil in glorious combat. His fucking character quest is to remove a sword from a stone by snapping it in half! When faced with the choice to fulfill his destiny by committing temporary suicide, he decides against it!!! Free my girl from the confines of narrative and gender!!!

[vee-dmsr]

[am1vf]

Not leaving this in the tags

[moleshow]

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

(in the universe where capitalism never happened and we're in the sun eating fruit topless all day long) fuck i wish i had a credit score

[yuriartillery]

bad things shouldn't happen to my friends. i should be the worst thing that happens to my friends

[stealthwitch]

Diary of a Redwall Mouse

July 22nd: breakfasted on a lovely array of fresh strawberries and goat’s cheese with honey, oat cakes and barley porridge. For luncheon we feasted on a catch of smoked trout, vegetable stew, and of course a couple of flagons of October Ale

July 23rd: countless deaths

[ihatebisexualmen2]

I laced your Miami mint Geek bar with 900 calories

[fairycosmos]

very very evil to be a child in 2008 and an adult in 2025

[mortalityplays]

REMEMBER:

if you don't understand the post at a glance it's because op wrote it wrong and needs your help

if the post doesn't contain all the contextualising information you need to understand it, op is gaslighting you

if you haven't experienced the phenomenon the post describes, op is making it up for clout

if you haven't encountered the type of person the post describes, they're a strawman that doesn't exist

if the post doesn't address a topic you'd prefer to talk about, it's a distraction, missing the point, and talking over you

if the post makes a good point, it is your duty to contribute to human enlightenment by nitpicking it to be more correct

and most importantly:

every online conversation is a competition and you must win

[indigobard]

Reality is it's have a brand or die

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

it's like the old saying goes, The customer is always wrong and it's legal to kill them

[ycoil]

(stepping onto someones elses 2 note vent post with my hand raised and my chest puffed out) i Also would like to kill myself

[memewhore]

pokemon blood and pokemon bone where you osmosis jones your way through some creature to discover microscopic pokemon

[bedrock-to-buildheight]

I can get behind that

(Top to bottom: tardigrades, staphylococcus aureus, and mash up of various fungi)

this but they’re the sole source of disease in the Pokemon universe

*doctor places stethoscope on my chest* “Good news and bad news: here’s the good news, I can hear it chanting it’s own name, so diagnosis is easy. The bad news is… you’ve got tuberculosa.”

[mctreeleth]