jk there's no apples

Nerd shit. Sometimes cats.

[underwhelmingalchemist]

I'm so tired

[floofyboi57]

This is basically how the episode ended right?

[important-cat-pics]

[lakemojave]

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

[iamoutofideas]

no 🛩️

[transmechanicus]

anotha one🛩️

[botgirlchassis]

Ohhhh that is too much for you little spider…

[botgirlchassis]

Ohhh nooo…

[gunsandfireandshit]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[pingintech]

literally a cartoon bad guy

[whyenn-reader]

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

[thememedaddy]

[anxietyproblem]

[not-your-average-url]

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

[blackjame]

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[bob-artist]

Pleeease I'm watching PBS Nova's Bird Brain documentary and I need you to join me in making fun of this goose

precious cube child

[thundergrace]

that's hot

[pangur-and-grim]

reading with my creatures

[pangur-and-grim]

[futchlings]

"incurious" still GOAT insult. You could be better but you're not. You could learn but you won't, and for no good reason, just a base dispositional apathy. Get fucked