jk there's no apples

Nerd shit. Sometimes cats.

[sunbutch]

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

[cryptic-crassulaceae]

you really wont like the military then buddy

[sunbutch]

jokes on you, i already hate the military

[herainsorcia]

[fox-bright]

That is DIABOLICAL museum design, A++, no notes

[softichill]

I think abt this tiktok all the time

[thesadcyborg9million]

Diversity hire bryson ur absolutely slaying

[barstoolblues]

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

[tdaywasamaritale]

pride on tumblr is so fun!!!11!!! the heart turns into a rainbow when you hit the like button 😆😆😆 the tumblr staff and algorithm continues to be exceedingly transphobic and especially transmisogynistic. trans women are getting banned left and right for merely existing. please don’t let another version of rainbow capitalism distract you

[peppermoths]

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

[peppermoths]

[cheddar-baby]

not a cat, first off

[cheddar-baby]

snale

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[princess-rosiebird]

WRETCHED BEAST KEEPS WALKING ON MY BOOBS WITH TH HEAVIEST LITTLE PAWS IN THE WORLD

[my-dailydreams]

[bruzum]

[pangur-and-grim]

this is huge… a three chair event

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[xalatath]

Okay good news so it turns out the pure of heart actually can pour grease down the sink

[bimmyjimmy]

i like when he uses the pillows like people

[justsomeguycore]

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

[justsomeguycore]

maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots

[pangur-and-grim]

pressed against the heating vent with TWO big pillows

[catchymemes]

They supporting