2old4thisshit

idunno wtf I'm doin, but at least it's purple

[ray-marisha]

timestamp roulette + 7k celebration ↳ Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023) for @imogens-temult

[ineedathirdname]

Is it just me?

It's not just me, right?

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[ineedathirdname]

I tried centering it. Ancient horrors leapt forth from the depths of the hell of pixels that twisted across my screen.

[maykitz]

i'm ngl i'm not ready to enter the darker half of the year next week

[fantasy--dreamers]

[ineedathirdname]

#This.is.the.way

[writing-prompt-s]

You don’t remember how you ended up in this bunker, or much of anything for that matter, however you’re pretty sure the “Don’t open” note on the exit door is written in your handwriting.

[thememedaddy]

[ineedathirdname]

AAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH busted

[lovelydaises432]

[ineedathirdname]

Still a sandwich tho

[ineedathirdname]

Someone at work just posted "Joe Biden indents with tabs" and it was the most fire geek burn I've heard in a damned long time.

[jvhdb]

[thlayli-rah]

I work at a restaurant and nothing will ever beat the time this woman threw an absolute hissy fit at brunch because we ran out of home fries and all we had were french fries, she yelled at me, she demanded to speak to my manager, and when she’s in the middle of complaining, my manager just stopped her and went “hey do you want a hug?” and this woman went “what?” and my manager was like “you just seem super upset about the shape of these potatoes and I thought maybe you needed a hug” fucking hysterical, I got to watch a human blue screen in real life, absolutely the best way to shame someone for their nonsense I’ve ever seen

[jordanbolton]

To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton

[pastel-hazey-dreams]

[ineedathirdname]

Really hoping to make it there some day. Still a work in progress.

[wrenchswango]

wizards choosing their wizard name:

"I shall be Gelrick the Grey"

"I shall be Roddrick the Red"

"I shall be Murdock the Wise"

"what the fuck man the rest of us did color themed names"

"yeah if u have wise in your name you're like implying that the rest of us aren't wise"

"its fucking rude man"

[darklynoon-deactivated20170407]

Reblog if you’re 30 or older

This is an experiment to see if there really are as few of us as people think.You can also use this to freak out your followers who think you’re 25 or something. Yay!

[dduane]

…Older. :)

[butyoutoldmeiwasfunny]