Neil

occasionaly I might post something

[beemovieerotica]

someone on reddit shared texts of her and her husband's exclusive english dialect and it's beautiful

[beemovieerotica]

a linguist is analyzing it

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

[doctorwhoisadhd]

if i was doctor who writer i would do an episode where the villain is just someone in a gorilla suit. and it would end with the doctor and companion having them tied to a chair scooby doo style and they would take off the head but bwfore you could see who it was it would cut to the doctor and companions shocked faces and then boom credits

[doctorwhoisadhd]

the entire reason i would do this is bc then people would go crazy with theories like Omg it was the master! Omg it was the rani! Omg it was whoever the fuck etcetera. but the whole time theyre talking about someone in a gorilla suit whose entire goal was to steal bananas

[doctorwhoisadhd]

and then someone would post like some shit like OMG YOU GUYS. BANANAS. LIKE THE BANANA GROVES AT VILLENGARD. HOLY SHIT and then i would like retweet it or whatever with the eye emoji and everyone would go insane even though "👀" says absolutely nothing whatsoever and would not add or confirm literally ANY piece of information, at all

[doctorwhoisadhd]

my reasoning behind all of this is entirely bc my favorite activity of all time is to figuratively throw around the golden apples of discord

[doctorwhoisadhd]

exactly.

[ineffable-berry-juice]

I thought the twist was gonna be that it's literally a gorilla behind that mask. Just a gorilla... in a gorilla suit. That's why bananas are involved

[lizzienoodles]

guy who's having gauzy idealized wife flashbacks for the whole adventure but it turns out she isn't dead or anything he just really misses her and wants to get home

[polarity-disturbed]

Finishing a book is such a melancholic experience. Like what will I do now? Find another book? To Read? That's not this one????

[ineffable-berry-juice]

You see, that's part of the beauty of it. You thought you saw this interesting world and that's it? Boom! There's another one waiting for you, and it's new and unique and different and you might love it

[ineffable-berry-juice]

Loudly hits a pot with a spoon multiple times

Guys, wake up. The new umbrella academy comic issue comes out the day after tomorrow! Come on people, wake up, wake up, fandom

[ineffable-berry-juice]

Oh, oh, I'm sorry for hyping some people up. Apparently it got DELAYED till april 1st or may 20th (Dark Horse says the latter, so I guess we can expect issue 4 on may 20th). I just found out, sorry people, it originally said february 11.

But apparently the full comic will be available on the 6th of october, so all 6 issues will be out by then.

We also have some new covers

Cover for issue 5

Cover for the full comic

[ineffable-berry-juice]

Loudly hits a pot with a spoon multiple times

Guys, wake up. The new umbrella academy comic issue comes out the day after tomorrow! Come on people, wake up, wake up, fandom

[silverlullabies]

*grabs tumblr by the throat and slams it against a wall*

listen up, you gremlin coded algorithm goblin I don’t know what kind of eldritch ritual you performed on the algorithm, but undo it.

I’m not seeing my moots on my dash anymore; I have to manually go through everyone’s blogs just to find their content. I interact with one (1) post in a fandom I’ve NEVER touched before and suddenly my whole dash is nothing but that and none of the shit I actually care about.

I want the old algorithm back before I start throwing hands

[shifgrethors]

god it’s so hard being one of the only buffy watchers with 100% correct opinions on it

[ineffable-berry-juice]

[youhavethesun]

more btvs text posts yayy

[poemascent-deactivated20260314]

ㅤs702. beneath you

ㅤ

[ineffable-berry-juice]

[polarity-disturbed]

I don’t use or post on Twitter for personal sanity reasons, but every now and then I wander in just to check for Doctor Who news specifically and that only.

And every single time it’s a coin toss whether I’ll actually find something interesting… or get immediately ambushed by whatever fresh AI-generated sludge is circulating that day. And because I exclusively follow Doctor Who stuff on that account, it’s usually Doctor Who-flavored slop. And I’m reminded that some people fundamentally do not understand the themes of the show. I block as many as I can, but at a certain point it just makes me close the tab and stare at the wall for a while.

[ineffable-berry-juice]

«Romana: Well, at least on Gallifrey we can capture a good likeness. Computers can draw.

The Doctor: What? Computer pictures... You sit in Paris and talk of computer pictures? Listen, I'll take you somewhere and show you some real paintings painted by real people.»

"City of death" by Douglas Adams

[thoscheism]

i want to put doctor who characters in taskmaster tasks. ive been using it a lot as background noise

[lurking-latinist]

Melanie Bush would win Taskmaster IMO

Dan Lewis would be perfect as the slightly bewildered middle-aged guy that there always is. He’d be the “Have you watched this show ever?!” one. Graham would be great too. All the 13th Doctor companions would be a lot of fun on Taskmaster honestly. Yaz, Ryan and Graham would make a great team of three. They’d be the lovely happy friendly team, and then the team of two is the Doctor and the Master, fighting like cats XD

Sarah Jane would do well on the objective tasks, but I don’t think she’d win because her sense of humor wouldn’t line up enough with Greg’s on the subjective tasks. A lot of people would argue that she should’ve won though.

I’d like to think Romana would be excellent at tasks, but I’m afraid she might be a bit of a Victoria Coren Mitchell.

Amy Pond would be the contestant with big ups and downs. All fives and ones, nothing in the middle. She’d be a lot of fun in the studio especially. (Actually so would Karen Gillan!)

I love Clara but she should not be allowed to be on Taskmaster. She’d be lethal. Actually, Clara should be the Taskmaster.

[6-and-7]

Susan, with her unearthly nature and ESP, is phenomenal at predicting things. That rotating drum task with the egg? She'd get that basket all the way to the top and just stop. She wouldn't even think twice. She'd inexplicably get every ingredient completely right in one of those "guess what's in these gross mixtures" taste tests. However, she's not especially good at any tasks beyond that (except for the ones that require being a massive theater kid).

Jamie would be the one who just does the tasks as written. He needs to knock something off a plinth with a ball? He just chucks it. Not great at outside the box thinking as such, but the fact that he's from the 1700s means that sometimes he interprets tasks in a off-kilter way.

Jo Grant would not do well at most of the tasks (though the ones she's good at she absolutely smashes) (Alex sets up a task involving a locked box and is absolutely incredulous at how quickly she gets into it. She doesn't even look at the clues) but she is the audience favorite. And the other contestants' favorite. And the Taskmaster's favorite, to boot.

Leela is an absolute terror at any of the physical tasks, which makes some of the final tasks... interesting. She's going to get something named after her, like a Knappet but in reverse.

Adric is the one who comes up with an elaborate plan to solve the task which makes perfect sense on paper but falls apart immediately (and hilariously) as soon as he puts it into practice.

Donna would go head to head with Mel in Champion of Champions and I legitimately have no idea which of them would win.

Jack Harkness would flirt shamelessly with both Greg and Alex, or indeed with Clara and whoever the Taskmaster's Assistant is in this version (Harry Sullivan???)

K9 is, for some inexplicable reason, Patatas.

[lurking-latinist]

Oh my gosh yes, Jamie would totally be the one who does a twenty-minute task in three minutes (after a long montage of every other contestant overthinking)

[lurking-latinist]

I think Jo would enjoy the ones where you have to write a song. She’d have a great time serenading herself, or Rosalind.

Susan would be a Lucy Beaumont, but with the excuse of actually coming from another planet XD

Tegan, Nyssa, and Adric, team of three, Turlough and Peri, team of two? Pure chaos.

Turlough might do pretty well actually. He’d suck up to Greg, and it would work. He’d have terrible luck, but he’d do well in the prize tasks. Bit of Ivo Graham, bit of Sam Campbell.

[polarity-disturbed]

[ineffable-berry-juice]

Not sharing your thoughts, feelings and problems is kind of like being in an echo chamber with yourself. You just talk to yourself, but you might be wrong about things

[scutesketch]

YOUR ART ON TUMBLR IS BEING USED TO TRAIN AI!

The setting that prevents your work being used to train AI models is turned off by default! I had no idea about this until now! Artists, go to your settings, click “visibility”, and turn on this setting! Protect your work!

[gojoslefttoe1]

my take on true form cas