We are here to lick some serious butt.

The blog is now owned by another person, I might accidentally post something that has been posted before-

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Aziraphale: That's ridiculous. Crowley isn't in love with me.

Anathema: Yes he is

Newt: Yes he is

Madame Tracy: Yes he is

Crowley: Yes I am

[theonewhobleps]

Aziraphale: *short pause* you all are quite mistaken

Everyone: *collective groan*

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I didn't realize I have 420 followers on this blog oh my god

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Aziraphale: *gets a papercut*

Crowley, under his breath: Hasn't he been through enough

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it has come to my attention this post has been reblogged by a radical feminist, so I wanted to state this clearly: radfems, terfs etc do NOT interact. Block me, thanks.

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Aziraphale: That's ridiculous. Crowley isn't in love with me.

Anathema: Yes he is

Newt: Yes he is

Madame Tracy: Yes he is

Crowley: Yes I am

[theonewhobleps]

Aziraphale: *short pause* you all are quite mistaken

Everyone: *collective groan*

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Aziraphale: So no Crêpes?

Aziraphale: *shatters cellphone on the ground*

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💫 Thank you for 80 followers, everyone! 💫

I was wondering if any of you would like to read some ineffable husbands one shots I wrote? If so, reblog to spread this if you want and send me an ask or comment if you'd like to be tagged so that I can make a taglist!

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Thank you @gdubrovskaya for your comment! I'll make sure to tag you.

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You can always ask to be tagged in fics btw, not just now! Send me an ask to be added to the taglist anytime (anon asks are on) 💜

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💫 Thank you for 80 followers, everyone! 💫

I was wondering if any of you would like to read some ineffable husbands one shots I wrote? If so, reblog to spread this if you want and send me an ask or comment if you'd like to be tagged so that I can make a taglist!

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Thank you @gdubrovskaya for your comment! I'll make sure to tag you.

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💫 Thank you for 80 followers, everyone! 💫

I was wondering if any of you would like to read some ineffable husbands one shots I wrote? If so, reblog to spread this if you want and send me an ask or comment if you'd like to be tagged so that I can make a taglist!

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Aziraphale: No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references. Are we cowabunga on this?

Crowley, sighing: We're cowabunga on this

[bees-of-passage]

Ginger-peachy 😂💕👌🏻

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Aziraphale: Gabriel! I have a bone to pick with you!

Crowley: Let him have it!

Aziraphale: Now this may sound harsh, but gosh darn it, I don't think you're very nice! In fact, I'd go as far to say: you're mean!

Crowley: ... Okay, let's dig a little deeper there.

Aziraphale: Right. I know that's probably hard to hear.

Crowley: No.

Aziraphale: And may have even been a little too far.

Crowley: Not at all.

Aziraphale: But by golly, it seems to me like you've never been very polite to anyone! I just don't think you're aware of the impact your behavior is having on others.

Aziraphale: But, you know, if you are aware of that, then that is some good self awareness!

Crowley: Okay, now you're just complimenting him.

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Aziraphale: What are ‘friends with benefits’?

Crowley: A very special type of friends.

Aziraphale: So...us?

Crowley: *chokes*

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Aziraphale: No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references. Are we cowabunga on this?

Crowley, sighing: We're cowabunga on this

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Aziraphale: That's ridiculous. Crowley isn't in love with me.

Anathema: Yes he is

Newt: Yes he is

Madame Tracy: Yes he is

Crowley: Yes I am

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Aziraphale: *gets a papercut*

Crowley, under his breath: Hasn't he been through enough

[gegengestalt]

I’m starting a reblog-and-tag game

Make yourself with this picrew (made by the awesome @sangled) and tag up to 8 people! I’ll start

@yume-fanfare @apocalypse–enthusiast @eva-arikuri @zayria @transboyklug @caoomi @arya-art + anyone who is in the mood!

[caiusvolturi]

tagging literally anyone that wants to try!

[garbage-factory]

A very tired flower loving bab, tagging uh @purity-boys @telesillaaofargos and @mostlyyghostlyy c: (plus whoever else)

[telesillaaofargos]

This is adorable!! I’ll tag @volturisecretary @flight-less-biirb and @alecvolturi , i’m really sorry if you didn’t want to be tagged, no pressure!

[alecvolturi]

I made a me one 

AND an Alec one

I’m tagging @icevaults @vanitysimaginativevoid @hallowedhuntress @alicemcullen @alicecullen and anyone who wants to do it

[slowburning]

Thanks @college-is-coming!

I’m tagging: @beautyandtheyeet @bi-bea @obsessed-over-new-moon @melanin-childx @evamalfoy @josieforbes

[obsessed-over-new-moon]

Look how cute!

I’m tagging: @midnavii @writer-gurl-who-doesnt-write @vx3art @a-link-to-the-pasta

[navii-blaze]

I like how they have the gynephilia flag!

Tagging….

@friendoftwili @threefeline @insertdisc5 @inked-myths @fox-moblin @jeenius-the-dork

[fox-moblin]

@jinmukangwrites @harasharaved @dill-musette

[jinmukangwrites]

@linerwriter @spacemalarkey @xicarusisfallingx

[xicarusisfallingx]

@puppyloulou20 @ruethechosenone @dill-musette

[ruethechosenone]

@atlasryanx @kaz3313 @ab-arts

[ab-arts]

Oh hey look, it’s me! This is probably my favorite picrew as of yet, it’s really really detailed. Feel free to do it if you want to, no pressure.

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Just gonna tag some people I follow! @lgbthoomanprotector @altruistic-skittles @cobaltmuser27

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Aziraphale: Did you wash the dishes?

Crowley: I thought you...wanted...to do that c:

Aziraphale: Well, you were wrong

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Aziraphale: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant a conch shell!

Crowley, struggling to hold a seagull: Fucking say that then!