Plain Oatmeal

She/her poly biromantic/aspec

[duke-keane-irl]

[underscore-jude]

I miss them……my evil polycule

[kairithemang0-fm]

"this starkid thing hasn't happened since this starkid musical (excluding vhsccs)"

why do we exclude vhsccs? why? it is a starkid musical. there's no reason to exclude it.

[myothertardisisonthemun]

Murdoch Mysteries is Canada's way of claiming they invented everything first

[quirrelmorts]

just forgot how to breathe

[mamd-starkid-quest]

You know, if Starkid really wants to leverage something as a Tomb Quest stretch goal, they could make one of the goals adding the Me and My Dick soundtrack to all streaming platforms or making it available on their website...

[ovenproofowl]

happy may the fourth, have some of my fave obi-wan moments from ANI: A Parody

[inexplicable-conundrum]

Update on the Wayward Guide werewolf cards! I'm about halfway through painting all the card backs and it only took me *checks date* 6 months. I'm still not sure how I'm going to do the faces since I am no portrait artist but we'll see what happens when we get there.

[birdcantthink]

I wonder how many people know that werewolves are canon in the Spies are Forever universe.

[ashtxeman]

Nerdy Prudes opening: I'm dead I'm bleeding out in the bathroom I was brutally murdereeed highschool sucks Black Friday opening: BUY BUY BUY SPEND SPEND SPEND UGLY GREEN BASTARD GO! TGWDLM opening: We all HATE this fucking guy come and see why

[onelittlemoon]

Starkid shows are crazy dude

Like, what do you mean "i'm not an angel, not the answer, i'm just going nowhere faster" is from A Very Potter Senior Year and not from some famous poet

What do you mean "science says your dead and gone forever, reason says i'm talking to the air, but somewhere in my heart some deeply hidden part illogicaly insists that you are there somewhere" is from an Alladin parody that also includes someone choking on shit

"Only my ashes will see the sea" exists in the same musical as "right in the subpeona" and Santa Claus is going to highschool.

You think you're watching a comedy show about musical zombies and then they hit you with the "why does it hurt to love you?"

[starkid-polls]

Tell us your favourite Starkid actor!

[daily-starkid-girlies]

day 78. meredith from little white lie

[cannonpenis]

I don't care that people think it's too long. I don't care how unrealistic it is. I don't care if it doesn't make sense to include in the plot.

Commander Up telling Bug that his entire dick and balls were sliced clean off when Optimus Prime took a buzz saw to slice his body "like hot dog-style, not hamburger" is still one of the funniest fucking sequences to exist in a Starkid production hands down.

The leg bouncing. The butterfly nose kiss. The uncontrolled rasp in Up's voice as he cries into Bug's shoulder.

Absolutely poetic theater. A masterclass in the use of dramatic dialogue for comedic purposes. One for the history books.

Joe Walker deserves a Tony.

[daily-starkid-girlies]

day 72. artemis schue-horyn from wayward guide for the untrained eye

[kaijulius]

hatchetfield high on a school trip

look who’s got his foot on the gas again

[mwagneto]

the concept of murdoch having to explain who gillies is to watts is ending me. he's a serial killer. he's my arch nemesis. he kills via like puzzles and codes and escape rooms and stuff. i've seen him die multiple times. we kissed on the mouth