Plain Oatmeal

She/her poly biromantic/aspec

[dont-tell-my-mom-im-here]

"Average person dies 1.00001 times" factoid is actually a statistical error. The average person dies once. Ted Spankoffski, who dies twice in every timeline, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[thefakehedgehogaroundhere]

firebringer is a great musical because starkid discovered two things

1. lesbians

2. marimba

[herainsorcia]

[natalyakayak]

#detectives Give them a minute. They looked at the human brain (They're in the morgue)

[douglas-duke-keane]

[underscore-jude]

I miss them……my evil polycule

[kairithemang0-fm]

"this starkid thing hasn't happened since this starkid musical (excluding vhsccs)"

why do we exclude vhsccs? why? it is a starkid musical. there's no reason to exclude it.

[myothertardisisonthemun]

Murdoch Mysteries is Canada's way of claiming they invented everything first

[quirrelmorts]

just forgot how to breathe

[mamd-starkid-quest]

You know, if Starkid really wants to leverage something as a Tomb Quest stretch goal, they could make one of the goals adding the Me and My Dick soundtrack to all streaming platforms or making it available on their website...

[ovenproofowl]

happy may the fourth, have some of my fave obi-wan moments from ANI: A Parody

[inexplicable-conundrum]

Update on the Wayward Guide werewolf cards! I'm about halfway through painting all the card backs and it only took me *checks date* 6 months. I'm still not sure how I'm going to do the faces since I am no portrait artist but we'll see what happens when we get there.

[birdcantthink]

I wonder how many people know that werewolves are canon in the Spies are Forever universe.

[ashtxeman]

Nerdy Prudes opening: I'm dead I'm bleeding out in the bathroom I was brutally murdereeed highschool sucks Black Friday opening: BUY BUY BUY SPEND SPEND SPEND UGLY GREEN BASTARD GO! TGWDLM opening: We all HATE this fucking guy come and see why

[1ittle-moon]

Starkid shows are crazy dude

Like, what do you mean "i'm not an angel, not the answer, i'm just going nowhere faster" is from A Very Potter Senior Year and not from some famous poet

What do you mean "science says your dead and gone forever, reason says i'm talking to the air, but somewhere in my heart some deeply hidden part illogicaly insists that you are there somewhere" is from an Alladin parody that also includes someone choking on shit

"Only my ashes will see the sea" exists in the same musical as "right in the subpeona" and Santa Claus is going to highschool.

You think you're watching a comedy show about musical zombies and then they hit you with the "why does it hurt to love you?"

[starkid-polls]

Tell us your favourite Starkid actor!

[daily-starkid-girlies]

day 78. meredith from little white lie