new self ship blog for fun and funnies

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[lovescience]

uwawawawaa….. hi hello … i’m sol… known on tumblr usually as v3syndrome dot tumblr dot com ….

this is my f/o based blog where i’m stupid and in love …. promo me perhaps?

[funfetticlown]

Common fuckshit themes I find me and my F/o’s doing in the form of imagines. (Part 1?)

You and your F/o’s love language would be less in the form of verbally communicating your love, but more in physical closeness.

Also humor and insults.

F/O: posts a selfie

S/I, in the comments: whore you said you were ordering ubereats where are my chickie nuggies

Taking jokes way too far but being close enough to know its never serious.

[over text]

S/I: hey sweetheart darling love of my life honey baby will u get me a hot pocket when u get home i dont wanna get up

F/O: starve.

Having an air of obliviousness while around others, like being in class and both of you are slumped over each other.

F/O, gesturing to S/I whos hanging off of them like a koala with the hand theyre not holding: I don’t know who the fuck this is.

Always having fun one on one, possibly even catering more to your friendship than your romantic relationship but having small gestures and touches remind you both you’re closer than that.

Going out at night together with no plans, whether you’re driving to the next city over impromptu or walking down the street to a convenience store, everythings spontaneous.

Being lost in one of those fever dream truck stop towns with both phones dead trying to convince a gas station employee to let them use an outlet.

Sitting on the white tile floor together by the freezers as you banter with the employee who caved.

Locking yourself and your F/O in a fast food place bathroom to draw on the mirror with sharpie and make out.

Developing a following on whatever platform as you document all the crazy shit you get into together.

Straight up dumby shit happening. Andy and April from Parks and Rec vibes.

You and your F/O going to mini parties with platonic F/Os where you are all really comfortable with each other and can really let loose and just have fun.

Showing your friends the spontaneous lifestyle and going out for midnight sweets and food.

S/I being uncomfortable receiving verbal affection or compliments, and not knowing how to verbalize how they feel, so they’ve earned better ways to express their feelings and receive each others affection.

Though it was hard to know what to do at first, the carefree nature of their relationship made trial and error less stressful.

Holding hands, hooking arms, and slinging arms casually across shoulders, was almost constant. If they are sitting a hand on the thigh or scooting chairs closer to press against each other.

When theyre being more intimate, holding each other in hugs, keeping their heads in each others shoulder nooks. Light neck kisses, hand kisses, lots of quick pecks.

Being lazy in bed is where more relationship things go on, lots of cuddling and soothing subconscious petting on arms, thighs, (ass), stroking each others cheeks with their thumbs, combing through each others bedhead.

Overall lone wolf types, thriving in each others company and having a select few people in their “pack” they appreciate even when they’re pretty well known elsewhere, like in school or on social media.

Neither having much jealousy towards others who are involved in each others lives. They both trust each other more than anyone else so worrying about that seems dumb.

Chemistry being freakishly great, conversations are so easy and you can switch up topics whenever without it feeling forced or awkward even in the beginning stages of the relationship.

One second you’ll be explaining your childhood trauma and the next you’re ranting about how much you love those add your own toppings frozen yogurt places.

Getting intensely into a show or game together and absolutely not shutting the fuck up about it until you inevitably run it into the ground.

[dragonzscene-moved]

i just noticed something. people barely give love for male selshippers.

if you are a male selfshipper please reblog this post, i want to give love to all of you 

[infatuated-technology]

i haven't posted on here in a hot second but what if i self shipped with my own oc :thinking:

[pizza-boy-daydreams]

Promo?

Hi! My name is Cupid and I'm new to the self ship community! I'm cool with any ship except for minor x adult ones... you and I can even share f/os if you want but idk how likely that would be hahah... anyways if you follow me I'll follow back!

Also be sure to look at my carrd first!

Yours truly,

A pansexual disaster

[infatuated-technology]

follow my lovely qpp please 🥺 hes new and has good taste

[canongf-archive]

imagine hugging your f/o. they’re angry or frustrated about something so they’re tense but hugging them is all you can think to do to try to calm them down. they’re stiff at first when you wrap your arms around them but after a few seconds you can feel them sigh real big before giving in, their body relaxing as they wrap their arms around you in return. they rest their chin on your head or bury their face in your neck. no words have to be exchanged. 

[springos-selfship-dumbbutt]

Imagine

You're laying down on your bed looking uo at your F/O as they slowly crawl over you, keeping a very soft and loving eye contant. Just as you two are eye level, they slowly lower themselves down on you, mindful of weight difference, and rest their head against your chest, looping their arms under your back to hold onto you. They give a long soft happy sigh as they listen to your heartbeat, relishing the fact that it beats for them. Your hand rests either on their back or their head, either gently petting their head or giving them a soft slow back massage. You two are just vibing in soft feelings right now.

[self-ship-love]

Imagine

Okay, but what if your f/o created a Tumblr account just so they could keep up with your daily posts and interact with them?

Bonus: Imagine them not telling you which account it is.

[moroser]

drew white for the CYM anniversary 

[canongf-archive]

imagine being the exception in your f/o’s life. they weren’t ever gonna fall in love until they met you. they weren’t ever gonna settle down until they fell in love with you. they’ve never done romance but they do it for you. they’re not soft but they will be when they’re alone with you. they don’t tell anyone their secrets except you. no one gets to touch them like that but you. no one compares to you. you’re special.

and!!! imagine everyone in your f/o’s life knowing that. knowing that there are certain things that only you can do. only you can go into their room and only you can borrow their clothes and only you can drive their car and only you can hang on them and play with their hair… somebody new comes into their life and tries to call them by a certain nickname or to ask them about something personal and your f/o’s family or friends or coworkers immediately put a stop to it because “they only let y/n do that.”

[flowerstoof-deactivated20230609]

starry blanket

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

Damn I’m sick. I keep sneezing and I’m 6'1

you sick cause the rain hit you first, you stupid tall bitch.

[thevampireconnoisseur]

Imagine your f/o giving you the disney spin

[thevampireconnoisseur]

The date was going horribly.

Ok, that was a humongous lie.

The date was actually going perfectly. Your f/o hadn’t let go of your hand once, not even to play the carnival games, and you were on cloud nine.

Or, at least, you would be, if your f/o would just hurry up and kiss you already.

You knew it was only the first date, but you had never felt this way about anyone before, and where you usually would be grateful to your f/o for taking things slow, that was not what you wanted to do this time.

What you wanted to do was pull your f/o aside, somewhere dark and hidden away, and kiss them endlessly.

But your f/o was taking things slow, and if it was any indication by how their hand would shake whenever they looked down to where you were holding it, they weren’t ready.

Which was fine. You were the queen/king of taking things slow. You could deal.

Except that right now, at the top of the Ferris wheel, your f/o was clinging to you like a lifeline, afraid of heights even though it had been their idea to ride it in the first place.

“Are we at the bottom yet?” your f/o squeaked, squeezing your hand in a vice grip and hiding their face in your neck, which was really not helping with the whole “ok with taking it slow” thing.

“Not yet,” You replied. “Why did you choose this ride anyways?”

“You’re gonna laugh if I tell you,” came the voice from your shoulder.

“I promise I won’t. Cross my heart.”

Your f/o sighed deeply. “I was expecting you to be scared of heights.”

You almost laughed, but true to your word you held it back. “Why? I think both of us being afraid would be much worse.”

Your f/o sat up, removing their head from where it was resting on your shoulder and looked at you hard.

“No, that’s not.......... I was expecting you to be scared of heights so that you would be the one clinging onto me and I could save the day by, I dunno, comforting you or kissing you or whatever.” They flinched. “It sounds really dumb and desperate, I know.”

You were flabbergasted.

“You know,” your throat was suddenly so dry, “If you wanted to kiss me you could have just...........kissed me.”

“But I thought you were ok with taking it slow.”

“I was only doing it because you were!”

Your f/o blinked, and then threw their hands in the air, letting go of your hand for the first time that night, fear of heights seemingly forgotten. “Are you kidding me?! We could have been kissing this entire time?! Oh my god!!”

Their outburst made you laugh, and when they slumped in their seat and crossed their arms, you took their hand again and said their name to get their attention.

Your f/o grunted in response.

You say their name again.

“What?”

“Stop pouting and fucking kiss me.”

And so, you f/o sits up, scoots so that they’re pressed closely side-by-side with you, and does exactly that.

[lnterpols]

Y’all sound like you’re writing shakespearean love sonnets when you gush about your f/os but when I do it I sound like this:

[infatuated-technology]

actually the only mag/got hus/bands that exist r me and hastur. thank u

[kaliships]

having an f/o in a popular canon ship b like

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