Monterey Bay Aquarium
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AnasAbdin
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Love Begins
DEAR READER
#extradirty
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@theartofmadeline
Origami Around
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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if i look back, i am lost
$LAYYYTER
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@infinite-shite
nobody:
absolutely no one:
tumblr staff: hey i got a great idea hows about we screw up everyone's decade of muscle memory by splitting the perfectly functioning reblog button into two separate things. and make every basic task take more clicks to perform than before. this is ideal. yup. yeah go ahead and push the update to all users and ignore all feedback. s'all good
i would take this old buggy crash-prone website as it existed in 2010 if it meant they’d let us post ducks again
dicks.
i fucked it up so bad
Whenever a white boy introduces himself and says his name is Jake I’m like oh I bet
man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity
theyre taking me out back behind the shed presumably to give me a medal for my valor and heroism
uh, source?
Source:
The one-sided beef looks pretty communicated there
i'll never give up my glass piggy bank full of dynamite. it's my one luxury
I love the use of the phrase 'some strange alchemy' as a descriptor for a process you don't understand.
'Through some strange alchemy(crochet) they turned a bundle of yarn into a stuffed giraffe'
'Through some strange alchemy(bad cooking) they turned a perfectly marinated steak into a charcoal briquet'
'Through some strange alchemy(good cooking) they turned a pile of slop into the fluffiest bread loaf I'd ever seen'
'Through some strange alchemy(bad reading comprehension) they took my polite statement and turned into a disgusting act against the poor'
and so on
Geralt's a fake ass homosexual if I had Joey Batey trailing after me for 20 years singing ballads about how amazing I was and tenderly stitching up my wounds after I got my ass kicked and gently washing my hair and was so devoted to me that everyone called him my bard I would've fucked him so hard that his vertebrae would be shooting out of his mouth like a pez dispenser but maybe that's just me.
I’m a normal human man. I’m just not fond of iron, rowan trees and bread. But I’m totally normal.
I am the biological child of my human parents. My mother never left the window open in my nursery.
this is literally just because of my curse
i think this is the funniest possible image that could be used to illustrate this subject
OK FUN FACT i also thought this picture was hilarious when i encountered it a few months ago, so i was curious how it ended up on wikipedia
it turns out the uploader is in fact the woman in the photo (she's uploaded a few other pictures of herself to other articles) and she ran an extremely web 1.0 site on the topic of bondage
this was apparently a long-standing fantasy of hers and she did an entire video plus accompanying photoshoot about it, which was run in a bondage magazine in the 90s and did in fact take place on an abandoned train track. they committed to the bit hard enough that there's even a shot of the sinister villain looming over her with a big document labeled DEED and a pen
the best part is that according to this page, there were two "villains" involved (the woman's two partners, apparently), and the other one was dressed as a gorilla. sadly there are no images of the gorilla kidnapper because that sounds like. even funnier.
anyway i thought this whole thing was kinda cute, lol
