Stars, Books, Swimming, and who I want to be.

[hollandershane]

Winston ;)

OFF CAMPUS ⏤ 1.06, “The Breakaway”

[laurens-german]

“Holy shit, she’s incredible. Yeah, man. She really is.”

Allie Hayes and Dean Di Laurentis in OFF CAMPUS 01.04 'The Breakup'

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[charl0ttan]

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

[rabbiteclair]

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

[galaxywarp]

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

[aropride]

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

[laterkiss]

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

[kosmogrl]

what doesn’t kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away

[errorschacha]

Not to indulge in childish fantasies but what if every time I checked the news it wasn’t worse?

[titsay]

(i know it won't 🥹)

[kosmogrl]

[to-orrr]

tomato

[kiefbowl]

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

[wetheurban]

Stop delaying joy until life looks a certain way. You're allowed to be happy while you're figuring things out.