Gentle Kisses And Machine Gun Bullets

(Ray, 17, they/them) Meh |-/

[desultory-suggestions]

One day you’ll sit in the sun and things won’t feel so bad

[maorisakai]

- Personal work - 

[bluehairedspidey]

wow i cant believe adhd doof is canon

adhdoof

[chaifootsteps]

#this is literally how I talk

[mitski-miyawakis]

[dirhwangdaseul-archived]

It’s the “back on topic, baby” that killed me, that’s me.

[theboywhoreadsbooks]

*Enters a bookstore*

me to myself: be calm

[thunder]

via weheartit

[officialunitedstates]

[DJing party for the first time]  sorry guys ignore this spotify ad the music should be back soon

[omnomnominator]

[emmacharlottewatson]

[ch-cago]

Teachers be like “I’m more than happy to accommodate students with mental illnesses or disabilities. I just don’t excuse any absences, offer extra credit, or accept late homework. Also my only office hours are off campus on the last full moon of every other month”

[barnes-107th]

“I don’t care if your mother died I expect the paper turned in on my desk tomorrow morning”

[humorrelated]

reblog so your followers won’t forget to drink water

[northernwinedregs]

Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.

[paulthebukkit]

the father, the son, and the holy spirit

[iheart3j5]

You’re missing the Way Better Chloe Kim headline

[kuroii98]

[interstellar-space-cadet]

I’m every one in this

[closecaptionvevo]

MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!

MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!

MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!

[kosciuszkovevo-deactivated20200]

It’s back!

[mcavoy]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

The real Tide Pod Challenge is actually doing a load of laundry while suffering from crippling depression.

[weloveshortvideos]

Well, that is one way to pass the time during a rain delay

[danthemedicman]

This is the quality content I live for

[ravenhull]

Their respective team managers are off to the side next to each other…

“These are grown men…”

“On the clock.”

“Yeah… grown men….”

“… Bet my guys win easily.”

“You’re on.”

[madeline-kahn]

“One-tenth off because her bra was sticking out.“

Stick It (2006) dir. Jessica Bendinger