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@infiniteholeending
you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
a beautiful man with the heart of a coworker has just been straight married
Guys... Stanley made it out, guys...
[awakens from my slumber] i had another tsp dream.
this time the narrator disappeared and stanley had to leave the parable to find him but it was also like. a sci-fi rpg where the party members were the other office employees that the narrator had allegedly erased. i’m now mad it doesn’t exist.
[awakens from my slumber] i had another tsp dream.
i plan to lower or mute sound effects for the baby game
probably smart lmao
thank you
*about a square foot of fish was removed from the hole
[steam achievement noise]
can i yoink some of those fish from you ?
[you hear a muffled "by all means" from below a mound of fish]
oh also im replaying the parable so hence why im here
i might actually do the baby game
but no promises
godspeed dont let the button noise blow your eardrums out
*frantically eating the fish*
why does this make me think of the post where mobsters are trying to bury a guy alive but he's eating the dirt too fast
fish for the broom closet
frantically shoveling fish into the broom closet with my bare hands
the fungus is no match for the fish.....
someone please help me my infinite hole is full of salmon, cod, and other such fishes
stanley of parable fame fancam set to "puppet boy" by devo. is that anything
PEHEHEHHEHEHEHEH OKAY I WILL TELL YOU WHAT THE GAME IS....‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
It's called "Unsettling Events In The Depths Of Hell", and it has a similar type of narration and style to it (down to the building 😭😭)
It's a more comedic horror type of game, but i can summarize the general idea of the game:
basically, you are this player that is testing this live game you are playing, the narrator here is called as "The Boss" and has a surviving assistant who is just named as "Subtitles Guy" (me saying surviving WILL make sense later on). The entire time, they are genuinely trying to make a game but due to how poorly planned it is and the budget being probably just 2.00$, they fail to do so and so they try to compensate it with.. uhm.. getting a bit understaffed.
yeah that's the general point as far as i can see
oh my god i gotta play this game. gotta chew on it a little bit. it sounds SO fun!!!
okay i was going to do something but now i have a question ........
may i learn more about Self-Checkout Unlimited..?????
(if you want, i also know a SIMILAR TSP-like game :'DD)
OUGH i'm so intrigued i love tsp-likes with everything in me you have my permission to go wild telling me about them
so self checkout unlimited...i hate to be that person that's like "you gotta just play it for yourself man" but i really can't describe it in too much detail without ruining the experience. basically you're alone in an empty mall after closing time and you progress through puzzles in the different stores and in doing so the game actually analyzes you psychologically based on your choices in those puzzles. it really scratches my brain in the same way tsp does so i recommend it for any tsp fans who are into the more philosophical and psychological aspects of the game.
I saw you mention "SCU" in a post of yours, what does that acronym stand for?
Self-Checkout Unlimited! it’s another Surreal First Person Walking Sim Where A Disembodied Voice Talks To You type of game so I associate it with tsp a lot