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“We don’t have much time. Take my hand, and repeat after me.”

“Okay.”

“I do so swear to be bound to thee, to protect and to serve, to be protected and accept service, to care and be cared for, to cherish and to guard thee, until such time as I forswear or am forsworn, or until the day I die, or thee.”

“W- what does that mean?”

“It means you’re mine, and they can’t take you from me.”

corvidprompts

“Hello small human.”

“Hello large unidentifiable cryptid bone-man.”

“My name is [X], small human, please.”

“You still call me small human!”

#draw

meanplastic

when your friend says they called the Uber and you have 4 min to get the drunkest you’ve ever been

robottommy-deactivated20200827

i miss this

bruiseshipping

lunaartgallery

I’ve been obsessed with alien humanoid creatures and mermaids! So like what if Keith was sent on a Galra ship to explore/conquer planets and ooops this water planet has a giant sea monster that destroyed the ship. But Lance is nice and doesn’t kill Keith, he dumps him on a island with the other alien inhabitants, good luck cat boy! I just wanted to draw scary mermaid lance.

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infinitesimal-thot

The lines, the balance, the colorsss

I'm dead, officially deceased corona ain't got shit on me now

she-had-a-vibe

✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

rock-fish-deactivated20201231

mexico refusing to cooperate with us on slavery is one of the main reasons we stole all of texas

crimeshetyped

I bet it’s the reason why Mexico/Mexicans have been demonized by America throughout history as well

fiercebeautyco

I always wondered why slaves didn’t run further south (Mexico) or out west (California)

thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021

You know how piss became a meme then a bunch of memers turned out to be into piss

Then vore became a meme and then a bunch of memers turned out to be into vore

I’m just saying, every time one of yall jokes about cock and ball torture I’m lookin at you like this

mokujo

berserchiken

eightplustwelveistwenty

hey wait a minute

thyrell

this post is great i feel like im watching a barfight from across the room

datcravat

don’t pretend you’re safe over there mother fucker

samephonewhothis

There is no other site that gives you content like this

infernobf-deactivated20260502-d

You have an entire tag called #men get pegged

samephonewhothis

Alright bara tiddies

infernobf-deactivated20260502-d

FUCK

whiskeywhitemage

let he who is without fetish cast the first stone

everentropy

This is one of the posts that lost Verizon billions

lythelia-art-deactivated2021071

I’M WHEEZING

fluffy-sweater-lover

THE POST IS FUCKING RUINED NOOOOOO

rethmyc

With the images removed this post is like hearing a fight break out next door, a gunshot, then running outside to find a crowd and police lights

outofcontextdiscord

covid-69

original character do not steal

kalyayev-deactivated20180228

The challenge is to fuck up the emblem as much as possible without breaking these rules

circusheart

the addition of new images was never forbidden

the movement without stretching or rotation of existing elements was never forbidden

the deletion of elements was never forbidden

whitepeopletwitter

statecryptids

*slowly closes laptop and stares pensively into sunset*

“At last, I have found it. The dad joke to end all dad jokes…”

smolgloves

At least we can talk about these things without giving away our secrets 🤫

bittykimmy13

Diagnosis (GT)

Print/Shot AU. In which Ben speaks.

“Wait—what happened there?” Lee pinched Ben’s wrist between a finger and thumb, pulling his arm out to see.

He said it to himself and clearly didn’t expect an answer, considering Ben hadn’t spoken at all in the entire week he’d been there. But there was concern in Lee’s gaze—something Ben hadn’t anticipated. It was the lack of pressure, the lack of expectation, that made something unlodge in his throat:

“Blood. Test.”

Lee’s eyes accosted him. His fingers tensed on Ben’s wrist, as if he might try to run away with those precious words. “What did you say?”

“Blood. Test.”

His voice was rough and creaky from being out of use for months. Once, when his Facility handler was distracted, he’d caught a glimpse of his file on a screen. Subject does not volunteer to speak. Selective mutism. Not a diagnosis to treat a patient, but a friendly heads up to whoever wanted to own him.

“They. Give. Us. Check ups. Before. A new. Owner.” Ben tried to tug his wrist free, hoping Lee would be satisfied. “Let go.”

Lee didn’t let go, frowning at the needle tracks. His other hand approached to brush a fingertip along the raised marks. “Well, whoever did this sucks at their job.”

“New nurse. Blamed me. For squirming. But I wasn’t.” He swallowed hard, his arm shivering under the warmth of Lee’s finger. “Doctor said. It was okay. That she did good. For her first time.” Clenching his jaw, he pulled again and shut his eyes. “Let go. Please.”

Lee responded by stubbornly tightening his hold, and all at once, Ben wasn’t there anymore.

He was at the estate, hunted down in the halls, in the garden, under the cold and indifferent stars. Fingers clawed, eager to grab any part of him, drag him out of his hiding place. Giant hands locked around him, ignoring his desperate pleas.

His breathing quickened, his heart threatened to burst. Subject is prone to panic attacks. Post-traumatic stress disorder.

“Let go,” he whispered, his shuddering voice growing softer. “Let go, let go, letgo, letgo, letgo…”

Something shifted in Lee’s tone, his concern morphing into conceit. “Sheesh, okay. Settle down. I knew I’d get you talking within two weeks.” He let go of Ben, grinning at him as if they were co-conspirators. “Finish getting dressed. Got a few bets I’m due to collect thanks to you.”

Emptied of both panic and hope, Ben retreated back into himself. He did not speak again for weeks.

#reading list

grifalinas

My favorite form of redemption arc is “I hate that I have morals now”

grifalinas

Like “I realized that I was in the wrong and now I will work hard to atone” is good and all, but “how dare you infect me with morals” will always be so much more entertaining