Virgil: *Vaping*
Roman: Dont you mean vibing?
Virgil: No...how do you autocorrect an action?!
Roman:
Virgil: ROMAN HOW DO YOU AUTO CORRECT AN ACTION PLEASE-
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Virgil: *Vaping*
Roman: Dont you mean vibing?
Virgil: No...how do you autocorrect an action?!
Roman:
Virgil: ROMAN HOW DO YOU AUTO CORRECT AN ACTION PLEASE-
Remus: Hey Virgil. What are you doing?
Virgil: Your brother.
Remus: iM sOrRy WhAt?!?! WhEn YoU cOuLd Be DoInG mE? I’m offended stormcloud.
Virgil: *laying on the couch* Let me get up
Patton: I can help you!
Virgil: No, let me get up on my own
Patton: Okay
*stares for ten seconds*
Patton: You’re not getting up
Virgil: I will
[Thomas taking a driver's test, and bumps the curve]
Thomas: *starts apologising*
Patton: Whoa, hope yerkes not dodson my curve, cause that will take my anxiety to new heights.
Virgil: You called
Thomas: *screaming*
*Roman and Virgil cuddling*
Janus: That’s kinda gay tho
Remus: Holy shit
Virgil: What is it?
Remus: If you buy a bigger bed, you have more bed room and less bedroom
Virgil: HOLY SHIT
Logan: It's 3 am, shut the fuck up
Patton: Why so sad, Janus? Don't forget you can always be someone's reason to smile...
Virgil: Yeah, bacause you're a fucking joke-
Patton: VIRGIL NO
Remus: Hey Dee, if I could rearrange the alphabet the first thing I'd do is put U and I together.
Janus: If you could rearrange the alphabet you'd first spell S E X and laugh about it for hours.
Remus: You got me there.
(Sides in store, find bag of candy labeled 'Jesus Harvest Seeds')
Virgil: I'm tempted to buy them.
Roman: You can GROW your own Jesus now?!?!!
Logan: Of course not Roman, those are merely just candy cor-
Patton: YES!!
Virgil: Hey, Logan. I have a question for you...
Logan: What is it?
Virgil: Can someone breathe inside of a washing machine... While it's on?
Logan: Why would you need to know that?
Remus: Hey have you guys seen Janus? I'm bored and I like to annoy him but I can't find him anywhere...
Logan: Virgil, did you put Janus in the washing machine?
Virgil: ...
Patton: *spraying Virgil* We tAlKeD about This!
Logan: *cleaning*
Roman, watching Hamilton: move, I can't see Leslie Odom Jr.
Logan: I'm busy, Roman.
Roman: I CAN'T SEE LESLIE ODOM JR
Logan: I-
The sides, driving:
Patton: *crashes into a stop sign because he sees a dog*
Virgil: *goes 10 mph before just flooring it the moment he's not around any other vehicles*
Roman: *drives off the road, singing and dancing*
Janus: *going 150 mph around a turn and flipping the car and hitting three pedestrians*
Remus: *driving in the most beat up car ever, 180 mph through a corn field blasting music*
Logan: *screaming while passing this chaos*
Patton: Lettuce romaine friends after I get done with all my puns
Logan: *sighs*
Roman: You're so funny!
Logan: Don't encourage him
Patton, sobbing: PLEASE ENCOURAGE ME, I NEED THE VALIDATION
Logan: Okay, what's a good, neutral way to address everyone?
Roman: Cowards.
Logan: No.
Virgil: Epic Gamers.
Logan: No!
Janus: Mothers and Fuckers of the court.
Logan: NO!!
Patton: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Virgil: An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough
Logan: Why would you waste a perfectly good apple? There are far better ways to keep people away.
Patton: *whispers* what have I done
Virgil: Happy Chrithmas
Virgil: Is Chrimas
Virgil: Merry Chrisis
Virgil: Merry Christler
Roman: *whispering to the others* ok so it's Virgil's birthday and we want to surprise him. Any ideas?
Logan: I have an idea!
Virgil: *on the couch, vibing on the phone*
All of the others: *with a birthday cake* SURPRISE!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY VIRGIL!!!
Virgil: *starting crying* you g-guys *cries of happiness* thank you so much!!!