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Misheard (?) Sanders Sides Quotes

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Virgil: *Vaping*

Roman: Dont you mean vibing?

Virgil: No...how do you autocorrect an action?!

Roman:

Virgil: ROMAN HOW DO YOU AUTO CORRECT AN ACTION PLEASE-

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Remus: Hey Virgil. What are you doing?

Virgil: Your brother.

Remus: iM sOrRy WhAt?!?! WhEn YoU cOuLd Be DoInG mE? I’m offended stormcloud.

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Virgil: *laying on the couch* Let me get up

Patton: I can help you!

Virgil: No, let me get up on my own

Patton: Okay

*stares for ten seconds*

Patton: You’re not getting up

Virgil: I will

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[Thomas taking a driver's test, and bumps the curve]

Thomas: *starts apologising*

Patton: Whoa, hope yerkes not dodson my curve, cause that will take my anxiety to new heights.

Virgil: You called

Thomas: *screaming*

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*Roman and Virgil cuddling*

Janus: That’s kinda gay tho

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Remus: Holy shit

Virgil: What is it?

Remus: If you buy a bigger bed, you have more bed room and less bedroom

Virgil: HOLY SHIT

Logan: It's 3 am, shut the fuck up

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Patton: Why so sad, Janus? Don't forget you can always be someone's reason to smile...

Virgil: Yeah, bacause you're a fucking joke-

Patton: VIRGIL NO

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Remus: Hey Dee, if I could rearrange the alphabet the first thing I'd do is put U and I together.

Janus: If you could rearrange the alphabet you'd first spell S E X and laugh about it for hours.

Remus: You got me there.

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(Sides in store, find bag of candy labeled 'Jesus Harvest Seeds')

Virgil: I'm tempted to buy them.

Roman: You can GROW your own Jesus now?!?!!

Logan: Of course not Roman, those are merely just candy cor-

Patton: YES!!

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Virgil: Hey, Logan. I have a question for you...

Logan: What is it?

Virgil: Can someone breathe inside of a washing machine... While it's on?

Logan: Why would you need to know that?

Remus: Hey have you guys seen Janus? I'm bored and I like to annoy him but I can't find him anywhere...

Logan: Virgil, did you put Janus in the washing machine?

Virgil: ...

Patton: *spraying Virgil* We tAlKeD about This!

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Logan: *cleaning*

Roman, watching Hamilton: move, I can't see Leslie Odom Jr.

Logan: I'm busy, Roman.

Roman: I CAN'T SEE LESLIE ODOM JR

Logan: I-

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The sides, driving:

Patton: *crashes into a stop sign because he sees a dog*

Virgil: *goes 10 mph before just flooring it the moment he's not around any other vehicles*

Roman: *drives off the road, singing and dancing*

Janus: *going 150 mph around a turn and flipping the car and hitting three pedestrians*

Remus: *driving in the most beat up car ever, 180 mph through a corn field blasting music*

Logan: *screaming while passing this chaos*

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Patton: Lettuce romaine friends after I get done with all my puns

Logan: *sighs*

Roman: You're so funny!

Logan: Don't encourage him

Patton, sobbing: PLEASE ENCOURAGE ME, I NEED THE VALIDATION

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Logan: Okay, what's a good, neutral way to address everyone?

Roman: Cowards.

Logan: No.

Virgil: Epic Gamers.

Logan: No!

Janus: Mothers and Fuckers of the court.

Logan: NO!!

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Patton: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

Virgil: An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough

Logan: Why would you waste a perfectly good apple? There are far better ways to keep people away.

Patton: *whispers* what have I done

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Virgil: Happy Chrithmas

Virgil: Is Chrimas

Virgil: Merry Chrisis

Virgil: Merry Christler

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Roman: *whispering to the others* ok so it's Virgil's birthday and we want to surprise him. Any ideas?

Logan: I have an idea!

Virgil: *on the couch, vibing on the phone*

All of the others: *with a birthday cake* SURPRISE!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY VIRGIL!!!

Virgil: *starting crying* you g-guys *cries of happiness* thank you so much!!!