BIG D*CK THEORY??!
I had a really hard time sleeping the other day, and then I got to thinking, where do boys get their big d*cks from? And okay, this is just a theory, but what if they get it from their mothers. Like, so just assume you are a boy. Your father has a small penis, and your mother obv does not have one - but you are born with a big d*ck. But how??? Well, because of your mothers’ BIG D*CK ENERGY!! So if I was to make it into an equation, kind of like if your father has brown eyes and your mom has blue eyes, you get Brown eyes - it would go something like this:
Mom, no big d*ck energy + father, small penis = Vv small penis
Mom, big d*ck energy + father, small penis = big penis
Mom, no big d*ck energy + father, big penis = big penis
Mom, big d*ck energy + father, big penis = vvv huge penis
Makes sense?
