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PLEASE TURN YOUR SOUND ON

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MOTHER LET ME FIGHT

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I am fucking crying

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fun fact, he’s not tryna fight he’s tryna get a nut. “MOTHER NO COCKBLOCKING”

EDIT: I see a lot of people misreading his beard

While yes, a black beard can indicate distress, aggression and territorial-ism, you failed to take into account what it means when combined with

- jerky head bobbing

- scuttling

- slapping the ground

ALL of it combined actually means “BECKY LEMME SMASH”

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LMAO

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Dutch police arrested a bird for its involvement in a store robbery and they put the bird in a cell with bread and water and when the news reported the story, they put a black bar over the bird’s eyes to protect its identity and I promise I’m not making this shit up:

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THANK U FOR THIS

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Top Halloween Favorites on Netflix

The Nightmare Before Christmas: This class Tim Burton movie about about a pumpkin king who wants to take over Christmas.

Pontypool: A psychological thriller in which a deadly virus infects a small Ontario town.

The Others: A woman who lives in a darkened old house with her two photosensitive children becomes convinced that her family home is haunted.

The Addams Family: Con artists plan to fleece the eccentric family using an accomplice who claims to be their long lost Uncle Fester.

Creep: When a videographer answers a Craigslist ad for a one-day job in a remote mountain town, he finds his client is not at all what he initially seems.

Housebound: A would-be thief is remanded to the custody of her estranged mother, who turns out to be correct in her assertion that evil spirits are afoot in their family domicile.

American Mary: The allure of easy money sends Mary Mason, a medical student, into the world of underground surgeries which ends up leaving more marks on her than her so called “freakish” clients.

V/H/S: When a group of misfits is hired by an unknown third party to burglarize a desolate house and acquire a rare VHS tape, they discover more found footage than they bargained for.

The Babadook: A single mother, plagued by the violent death of her husband, battles with her son’s fear of a monster lurking in the house, but soon discovers a sinister presence all around her.

Odd Thomas: In a California desert town, a short-order cook with clairvoyant abilities encounters a mysterious man with a link to dark, threatening forces.

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The Best Horror Movies to Watch on Netflix

Sixpenceee’s Halloween Masterpost

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some additions, since Netflix apparently axed a bunch of its horror library lately (including the classic Night of the Living Dead which is in public domain so there’s no reason NOT to have it????)

The Wailing, which is an unfortunate English title but a very good claustrophobic, intense thriller from Korea about a detective investigating a strange disease that has gripped a rural town

Tucker and Dale vs Evil, a horror-comedy lampooning the hillbilly horror genre, where two good-natured rednecks find themselves accused of being psychotic killers through a series of misunderstandings and gruesome slapstick deaths

Hellraiser, an often-underrated classic IMO. A dark and moody tale of a man who tries to extricate himself from his demonic bargain with hedonists from a dimension beyond human comprehension, and the consequences.

Raw, a recent French horror movie where a life-long vegetarian is forced to eat raw meat at a hazing ritual and develops an insatiable craving for flesh. French horror movies tend to be uncomfortably visceral and this one is no exception.

Cabin Fever: apparently this is a remake using the original script with a bit of trimming. I’ve never seen the remake but when I first saw the original I thought it was a fantastic satire of misogyny and fear of female bodies and sexuality in the horror genre. In retrospect I’m pretty sure it’s none of those things actually but if you want to see wildly unlikeable teens die in increasingly gross-out ways, definitely check this one out.

Interview with the Vampire – I know you’ve heard of this one but it is IMPOSSIBLE to understate how important this book and the subsequent movie was to the genre. This completely changed the perception of vampires in popular culture and spawned a thousand imitators and almost singlehandedly birthed a legion of languid Victorian goths in the 90s

Cube, a low-budget 90s effort featuring a group of people trapped in a puzzle-filled futuristic maze with the vibe of a nightmarish adventure game.

the fact that so much stuff has been taken off Netflix without warning and the fact that it was a goddamn pain in the ass to even FIND a list of the shit they DO have maybe says something about the predominance of streaming services for movies hmm