dont tell yesod whos blog this belongs to

he/him mr yesod if u see this it was bongbongs idea [joke rp blog]

[infoteamcaptain]

//ic refs incase you wanna draw the boy

[ivoryheaven]

hi im rien. and im the index nursefather

[t-01-54]

hi i am forsaken and i am the murderer

[definitelynotdistorter]

Hi I'm Carmen and I am the voice of Distortion

[middleapprentice-kickasskira]

hi I'm ki. ra

I miss my dad and my friends

[an-aspiring-star]

hi this humble servant is ren and i am the pinky apprentice. i am also the fakest idgafer on this side of the city

[threads-of-arayashiki]

HIII!! I'm Araya and I miss mommy :(((

I also am the youngest and oldest person in this house...EVER!!!

[fasciahungers]

hi 👋 im albina and i am in a romantic relationship with my sword

[dantethemanager]

<Hi Im Dante and I manage>

[themanymirrorworlds-deactivated]

Hi I’m Sang Yi and I am Immediately forgotten after canto 4.

[i-am-the-one-who-grips]

I'm Kromer! I'm a humanitarian who loves all things pure, and the one who grips the hammer~!

[a-wild-wicked-slip]

hi im catherine im deleted

[lcb-sinner-rex]

Hi Im Rex, Im exiled

[featheredrevengeance]

Hi, I'm Shi Yihua and you're all a bunch of fools crawling in the dirt!

[k-corps-baddest-bitch]

Hi, I'm Alfonso, and I'm fucking awesome B)

[ayint4t]

Hi, I'm Ayin, and I run an energy corporation. ...what, were you expecting something else?

[infoteamcaptain]

hi im panzer and i chase yesod with pbird

[ayint4t]

If I were to get fingered what finger do you think I’d be in?

[infoteamcaptain]

PHRASING

[ayint4t]

Clerks freaking it is now legal in the facility.

[infoteamcaptain]

Everyday i get closer to freeing white night

[literallys-illiteracy]

This fanfictgion shit is easy

[managerx-stupidblog]

the original purpose of the corporation was to be a pizza chain but the ceo misspelled pizza place so badly his phone autocorrected it to energy company. which is why he hates machines so much

[ayint4t]

We had to pivot the dead-children-in-a-robot plan into making them middle managers. They don’t even get quirky at night because we just timeskip through it. It’s all fucked.

[managerx-stupidblog]

maybe you should’ve checked what you typed before hitting submit huh

[ayint4t]

Shit the duck yup

[ayint4t]

The agents have started calling me “Washed” lately. It’s nice that they’re finally acknowledging that I do in fact shower after being called “stinky” for so long.

Hold on, Tiphereth wants to tell me something.

[ayint4t]

EXECUTION BULLET

[infoteamcaptain]

look at my manager dawwggg we going to the outskirts

[ayint4t]

We keep trying to diversity hire straight agents but the abnormalities are turning them gay faster than we can onboard them.

[infoteamcaptain]

can you tell them to get the fuck away from my wives mercenery in red and funeral of the dead butterflies and my husband der freischutz. My Fucking Partners.

[ayint4t]

They won’t let me control Clerks because they know I’d sic ‘em on Agents who get good results on The Silent Orchestra and they’d get gnawed down to the bone in 5 seconds flat.

[infoteamcaptain]

um. My magic bullet ego wespon is Right Here

[information-team-sepheriah]

netzach.. god i wish i could kiss him

[infoteamcaptain]

@robotstoner psst

[ayint4t]

Since I live in the facility, making it my home, and I can not leave, meaning I am stuck. does that make me h

[infoteamcaptain]

Im going to come into that office and beat you msyelf

[managerx-stupidblog]

i keep having these dead wife montages but someone scribbled on her face with like a crayon or something so it’s not very impactful

[definitelynotdistorter]

Yeah I wonder who scribbled on her face. Whoever did that seems rude

[managerx-stupidblog]

get out of my head i’m playing minesweeper i mean doing important manager work

[definitelynotdistorter]

You keep clicking on the bombs do you not know how to play minesweeper??

[managerx-stupidblog]

I KNOW WHAT IM DOING ITS PART OF MY MASTER PLAN

[infoteamcaptain]

can i get a fucking sanity bullet im losing it here

[enderequi3m]

core suprression hokma is just a fucking doodad. hes a thingamajig. and no one cares. Because you are all asking him to touch your balls.

[ayint4t]

Quoth the safety agent: "This is... unideal."

[infoteamcaptain]

i will solo it 🫡

[ayint4t]

Go my strongest soldier. Kill in my name.

[infoteamcaptain]

IT HAS BEEN DONE. Can i get 7 ahn for something from the vending machine im hungry

[ayint4t]

No. Go do attachment work on it now that it is back in Containment since you are my strongest soldier. Time is Enkephalin chop chop.

[infoteamcaptain]

omfg fine. i want my 7 ahn tho

[ayint4t]

Quoth the safety agent: "This is... unideal."

[infoteamcaptain]

i will solo it 🫡

[ayint4t]

Go my strongest soldier. Kill in my name.

[infoteamcaptain]

IT HAS BEEN DONE. Can i get 7 ahn for something from the vending machine im hungry

[paprikapony-deactivated20210526]

we’re all gonna be sixty posting shit like: cranberry juice…

[ayint4t]

Quoth the safety agent: "This is... unideal."

[infoteamcaptain]

i will solo it 🫡