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Adiann. She/Her, 30s. NSFW ahead: adult swimming hour, no lifeguard on duty. Chronically late to tag games. Writing List

[ingoldthewizard]

Most Recent Fanfiction - IngoldTheWizard

One of the Mayor's Boys - Blue Jones x M!Reader (3.9K~ words) 💙🎙️💙 You work for the mayor as his driver. You and Blue meet at Lennox Club and hit it off. 2026-June-28

Sleep Well Part 3: Mx. Sandman - Marc Spector x GN!Reader, Steven Grant x GN!Reader (4.8K~ words) 💤🌕💤 Steven asks you for help. 2026-June-23

Begging for Beginners - Blue Jones x dom!Reader (700~ words) 💙🎙️💙 Blue Jones hires you as a dominatrix for the Lennox House club, but he has no idea what he's getting himself into. 2026-Feb-3

Warm Up Part 2: Plants - Blue Jones x Stage Manager!Reader (1.1K~ words) 💙🎙️💙 Someone trashes your office, and Blue is pissed. 2026-Feb-2

Timid - Blue Jones X Reader (1.1K~ words) 💙🎙️💙 You haven't been working at Lennox Club for long, but somehow you've ended up with the job of kitchen runner. You're fetching Blue's dirty dishes at the end of the night when you make a mistake. 2026-Feb-1

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[draconym]

Me: Fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf.

The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging ... but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voilà--

(paper towel roll falls on my face)

Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.

[glorioustragedykid]

There's a weird 3 star movie out there ready to change your life forever

[my-secret-shame]

[mysticalmoonb3ams]

lmao you absolutely are but also it has 5 stars in my heart

[my-secret-shame]

1000000% this!

Is it, in all honesty, a 2 star film? Yes. Is it a 5 star film in my heart? Also yes.

[tzikeh]

More examples of the WORST mansplaining here.

[useyourblinker]

This might be my favorite

[lotsofcatsandcheapwine]

This is mine

[stockyardsyndrome]

[shitpostingkats]

Something I'm really appreciating about the Moon Knight show is they're doing a large plot beat about the betrayal Layla feels about Marc keeping the system from her, while doing a lot of work to keep it more nuanced than just "how dare my husband not disclose his highly stigmatized mental disorder to me".

Layla does not give a shit that Marc is part of a system! After meeting Steven and putting the pieces together, one of the first things she does after seeing Marc is show him that it doesn't bother her, to offer acceptance and show him that she isn't scared of him. That she still loves him.

But on the flip side, Marc was very seriously hurting these past few months, and didn't let her know about any of it. She's allowed to be upset about that, to feel betrayed that he was keeping a massive part of his life hidden from her out of a martyristic urge to "keep her out of it". And he does this with way more than his DID too! Her father's death! Khonshu's threats against her! His own lowkey suicidal ideation!

The Steven thing gets restructured to be a certain kind of cutting because after she spends some time with him it's glaringly obvious that they get along very well and have a lot of mutual interests. While a lot of Marc's other lies are self sacrificial bullshit, they are, at least, all about bad things that he doesn't want people to know about because he thinks it will upset or endanger them. Steven is an objectively good thing that makes Layla's life brighter, so on top of Marc's already shitty ways he has tried to keep Layla from being able to make her own choices, it goes to show how flawed his judgement really is.

They make it a recurring character flaw of Marc's that he simply will not share information even under the most extreme of duress, and how that absolutely blows up all his relationships in his face every time because he tries to make decisions for people he cares about without any input from them. And Layla is allowed to be upset about it!

And at the same time, they are still two people who care about each other very much, and their DID is never presented as an obstacle to their relationship, nor something that Layla sees her husband as any lesser for living with.

[ingoldthewizard]

It's fascinating to me that they chose to have Marc reveal his Khonshu relationship and apparently at least some of his issues with his mom (she says something to Steven like "oh you're talking to her again") but not anything about his DID.

It feels like a reversal of the typical superhero trope of "I can't tell anyone that I'm a superhero, to protect my loved ones." But then the part where Marc tells Steven he was his superpower...so he actually WAS hiding his superpower all along! 🥹

[ingoldthewizard]

Currently obsessed with the idea of working for Bluebook and meeting Nathan, but you don't know it's your boss's boss's boss, because this guy? Not CEO energy.

[faretheeoscar]

What do you mean the bald guy that walks barefoot around the office and is the boss? 🤯🤯🤯🤯 I thought he was one of those weird tech bros that came for consulting from time to time 🫪

[mysticalmoonb3ams]

Techbros all act like gods on earth, how was I supposed to know that I should pretend to actually respect this one? I had him crawling around under my desk fixing my printer, whoops

[ingoldthewizard]

😆 This feels like something he would do just to see the looks on their faces when they realize. Or it could be a thing where troubleshooting helps him think...

[mysticalmoonb3ams]

Ok I love that second one. I could see him start troubleshooting just on autopilot because he's so surprised to be asked (don't they KnOw WhO hE iS??) but once he gets into it he suddenly realises that the problem he's been chewing on has a similar fix. Though I think that as soon as he figured out the solution to his own problem he'd pop back up from under the desk and leave my printer only half-fixed :(

[ingoldthewizard]

Nathan just jets out of there mid-sentence, House M.D. style 😆 you try to find him to finish the job, and everyone you talk to has no idea who he is. They don't think there is a bald IT guy with a full beard and glasses working there.

The IT person who does end up finishing the work doesn't know why the previous guy set up the printer that way, almost like he had a backdoor to the system and just put in a bunch of overrides, but it seems fine when he finishes hooking it up.

You don't know either, but the guy spent a lot of time grumbling under your desk about cord management and aesthetics. When he had asked "how are you supposed to get anything done on this dinosaur equipment," you joked that the CEO must not have enough money for better equipment.

Three days later, you have a brand new wireless workstation, no cords to worry about. When you boot it up, the background is already set to a lovely mountain view, pine trees and mist rolling along the ground.

Not even your boss knows why only you got a brand new setup, but he has all the correct approval and requisition paperwork, so you get to keep it. Oddly enough, it seems like the original request came from the CEO's office directly...

[ingoldthewizard]

Currently obsessed with the idea of working for Bluebook and meeting Nathan, but you don't know it's your boss's boss's boss, because this guy? Not CEO energy.

[marshmallow--3]

The type of guy you'd have a one night stand with off Tinder and the next day you start a new job and find out he's the CEO

[ingoldthewizard]

And if you call him out on it, he'll argue that there was no way you would have believed him if he had told you.

[ingoldthewizard]

Currently obsessed with the idea of working for Bluebook and meeting Nathan, but you don't know it's your boss's boss's boss, because this guy? Not CEO energy.

[faretheeoscar]

What do you mean the bald guy that walks barefoot around the office and is the boss? 🤯🤯🤯🤯 I thought he was one of those weird tech bros that came for consulting from time to time 🫪

[mysticalmoonb3ams]

Techbros all act like gods on earth, how was I supposed to know that I should pretend to actually respect this one? I had him crawling around under my desk fixing my printer, whoops

[ingoldthewizard]

😆 This feels like something he would do just to see the looks on their faces when they realize. Or it could be a thing where troubleshooting helps him think...

[ingoldthewizard]

Currently obsessed with the idea of working for Bluebook and meeting Nathan, but you don't know it's your boss's boss's boss, because this guy? Not CEO energy.

[faretheeoscar]

What do you mean the bald guy that walks barefoot around the office and is the boss? 🤯🤯🤯🤯 I thought he was one of those weird tech bros that came for consulting from time to time 🫪

[ingoldthewizard]

Exactly! I just gave him back the same energy he was putting off; am I going to get fired?

[anxietyproblem]

[missdictatorme]

Best meme of the world cup 😂

[missdictatorme]

Gotta love threads 😂

The original post was "you can tell a lot about your (former) fave actor by googling how old their wife/girlfriend is.

So people started commenting both appropriate and inappropriate age gap couples, but I absolutely lost it at this 😂

[writingdose]

being a writer is fun

[ingoldthewizard]

I've been thinking about villains, as one does, and it occurred to me after another miscommunication with someone today, that maybe just giving up and being "the villain" would not be as bad as it's made out to be.

I definitely love a good "yes I'm evil, what of it" villain, but the ones where they were trying to be good, and they just got tired of trying? The ones that play hopscotch with the line between villain and antihero? The ones where they use the evil persona like a shield? The ones that end up fighting back against the idea of doing good at all? They must have had a moment, each of them, where they flipped, let go of the narrative they were trying to fit for everyone else.

Was it a sad moment or a relief?

[ingoldthewizard]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

I love swearing 💙

[perotovar]

this is incredible

i'm working on a full gifset of the trailer rn but i just needed to highlight this shot for a second.

i'm a violinist, so i can't come from a cellist's perspective, but i can come from a string instrument perspective.

this is probably the best faking of a string instrument i've ever seen? maybe my view is skewed because i love him and his acting, but when i heard about him playing a cellist, i planned on going into this with a more critical eye than a lot of others probably did.

the bow hold is REALLY good. he's actually using his wrist instead of his shoulder. he's got great back posture (!!), and his left hand is doing REALLY well. the little bit of vibrato with his pinky at the end is insane

and the fact that his bow strokes are matching up with the notes he looks to be playing?? he's on the right strings at the right time??

this is going to be my entire personality until december jfc

great work, bb

[geopsych]

Another public service announcement. This time it’s air quality. Some of you are probably in it already if you’re in eastern Canada, New England or New York, but it’s sliding south, a huge mass of wildfire smoke. Please be careful. When it starts getting bad, especially, like when the sky gets orange or brownish, it’s best to run air purifiers in the house and wear N95 or KN95 masks when you have to go outside.

It harms your lungs and it’s especially bad for children (and pets!) or anyone with health problems. There are all kinds of chemicals in that smoke. It’s not only trees that are burning. The heat already makes it harder to breath. This makes it worse.

If any of you are experiencing it, feel free to tell about it in the comments. 💚

Also, throw out the mask every day and shower before you get in bed if you’ve been out or you’ll be breathing the particles all night. Stuff like that. It gets all over you, your skin, your hair, your clothes.

[so-i-did-this-thing]

It's a large smoke plume, so stay safe, folks. Look up how to make a "Corsi-Rosenthal Box" if you need an air purifier inside.