Do No Harm But Take No Shit🦑🦑

Why hello there gorgeous! I'm Melissa and it’s very nice to meet you! I love your smile; keep that shit up!😊😘 26 I love beards, ink, books, beer, dinosaurs, crappy scary movies on Netflix, and talking deeply about existence and LEGO’s. Hit me up if you'd like to know anything else.

[highlandvalley]

https://twitter.com/TansuYegen/status/1541459351537426432

[posttexasstressdisorder]

Jaw on floor.

[queen-thick-dick]

I like to imagine these dudes’ lives wouldn’t even slightly change of the apocalypse ever happened. Just like “Damn that was wild, wanna build a working jacuzzi out of dirt?”

[poisoned-apple]

[ivorysorrows]

Dior 2011 vs. Gauthier 2007 

[sonoftheclaw-deactivated2025081]

[dappermouth]

d o u b l e // f a c e

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[never-forget-viva-la-pluto]

That final face was the best

[closet-keys]

not to be a misogynist doctor from the 1800s but i’m pretty sure my uterus is moving around my body, biting my other organs, and also is possessed by the devil

[01101010-01100100]

if i feel an emotion one more time im gonna snap

[marcitlali]

the way men think eating meat feeds into their masculinity is so fucking funny like miss thing you didn’t wrestle that shit with your bare hands you took your dumpy ass to costco in your wife’s pt cruiser you might as well be a drag queen at this point

[cheese24k]

[ceramicpuppyclown]

reblog for easter

[winemom-culture]

forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet

[scabrrielle]

sunglasses. no sun. it’s cloudy: overcast. 

[75orchids]

The weirdest thing about the UK is that they don’t clap at the end of movie trailers. What the fuck.

[mycoins]

not to mention the fact that they don’t pour their pepsis into their buckets of popcorn and eat the resulting mush, known as “pissy shitties” here in the good ol US of A

[okay-chr1s]

What the fuck is “pissy shitties”?

[mycoins]

pissy shitties is when you mix pepsi and popcorn to create a rich and smooth treat, excellent for enjoying a movie with friends

[chaos-has-arrived-deactivated20]

Woah woah woah… slow down there. Canadian joining the party. American’s clap at the end of movie trailers? Like every trailer? Or do you mean just the movie? And is “pissy shitties” an actual thing? How does it not leak onto your pants? Oh and sorr-eh for interrupting!

[75orchids]

Here in the USA, most theaters sell buckets meant specifically for pissy shitties, called piss buckets, which are usually around like $30 - $40. Some Americans like the feeling of leaky buckets on their jeans and consider it a part of the theater experience like post-credit brawls and sticky floors. I agree with the latter tbh.

[hydro-homies]

Hush now horsey it’ll be okay.

[unclefather]

My biggest fear is my buttcheeks rubbing together while I walk and starting a small fire in my good jeans

[afieldinengland]

city people are cowards. YES the cows know the sins of man and YES the brook is speaking a tongue that existed long before the oldest ancestors of us both. what about it. smoke some wheat

[aubrey-plaza]

[ariminiria]

I CAN’T BREATHE

[nintendomii]

can we stop putting tacky graphics on literally everything? ill be in forever 21 and find a shirt that looks like something id really want and then ill unfold it and itll say some shit like “slap my ass i love to drink coffee and radiate good vibes” and i just wanna know what i did to deserve this and who the fuck asked for that?

[catchymemes]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

My last two brain cells.

[fuckosexual]

do people actually put thought into zodiac posts or do people just randomly write down what soap the signs are

[exceptionals]

sounds like something an exfoliating citrus soap would say