Fuckery Central

25 ●she/her●Under investigation by the FCC for broadcasting so many "fuck me" vibes it's interfering with radio traffic

[bonesbeetle]

my favorite thing on mouse/rat subreddits are people going "is my pet pregnant??" & then posting the most pregnant rodent you've seen in your life. yeah i think it might be.

your mouse looks like a lightbulb. congrats on the babies

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[hbmmaster]

namesakes of temperature scales and how real they sound:

Anders Celsius: yeah sure that's the name of a scientist I'll believe that

William "Lord Kelvin" Thompson: there's something really british going on here with that title but I suppose it checks out

Dan Fahrenheit: literally shut up

[anarchopuppy]

Tesla has the highest rate of fatal accidents among all car brands, report shows

A new analysis of National Highway Transportation and Safety Administration auto crash data shows that Tesla has the highest rate of fatal a

holy shit

i knew teslas were bad but "literally twice as deadly as the average vehicle" is something else

[viralfrog]

[armengoldira]

The Panama Canal

[niyarest]

sorry for being unattainable beauty standard

[paranormal-taters]

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

[paranormal-taters]

okay nevermind it IS a word now and this is exactly what it means.

[paranormal-taters]

EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS NEW AND BETTER WORD

[clownboybebop]

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

[niyarest]

i hope your "let's make bad art! let's make meaningless art!" includes sexy babe pin-ups that just exist to be sexy art bc that's all I'm interested in drawing really

[fhistle]

[butwhatisit]

oh my god finally I found it, the original audio

years I have spent convinced the other video wasn't the original source with absolutely no evidence and now I am vindicated

[linguisticparadox]

@gattmammon we have been deceived...

[gattmammon]

It was deceit in the name of good (him face) so now we have TWO him faces to see...

[gattmammon]

THEE him face...

[tumbwr]

“3 likes isnt much” imagine 3 women inside of you

[missstrogen]

mhfff

okay what nexgt,

[gravityjunior]

Starting a collection

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[shaeeldera]

I had to draw this beautiful lady

[everythingfox]

Most unserious animal

[ceescedasticity]

That looks like an "I'm going to run through all my tricks until you reward me for something" to me.

[slipping-into-madness]