Fuckery Central

25 ●she/her●Under investigation by the FCC for broadcasting so many "fuck me" vibes it's interfering with radio traffic

[phillip-bankss]

grug dont have to change!

[steveyockey]

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

[dogpuppy]

[kaereth]

Dragon harpy chimera birdy FALIN!! I love her

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[what-even-is-thiss]

My grandmother tells me that she thinks I drink too much water but that woman also seems to live off of half a cup of water and a can of Diet Coke a day and just sucks on hard candy when she feels thirsty so idk if it’s growing up in the 40s and 50s that made her like that or if that’s just how she is but I’m pretty sure she’s been dehydrated for the past 70 years or so

[necromancelena]

my wife mostly talks to me like this so i think i've got my finger on the pulse

[kafkaesquegf]

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

[segamascott]

[hornyandsoft]

You're too horny to think clearly.

Reblog this post just because some woman on the internet told you to.

Good girl.

[thecolorofthegame]

I know this trophy is supposed to represent a triathlon, but it looks like a cyclist award for attacking pedestrians

[elfstrogenized]

Gender affirming win: my primal screams of agony are feminine sounding

[elfstrogenized]

I'm glad my genuine agony is enjoyed by many perverts genuinely thank you for your service

[elfstrogenized]

Gender affirming win: my primal screams of agony are feminine sounding

[elfstrogenized]

I'm glad my genuine agony is enjoyed by many perverts genuinely thank you for your service

[rabbitkinglune777]

reposting my proud black bunny boy fuck you.

[rabbitkinglune777]

he is famous...you can't keep a nigga down

[rabbitkinglune777]

this is my last self reblog not to clog my profile but: but it's important to have my black pride bunny on my account, he's a representation of something I learned to love abt myself. my blackness is to be celebrated.

[filmphotofranz]

source

[voxnihil]

actual source

[punkrock-bottom]

Girl just block me it’s not that serious

[punkrock-bottom]

Everyone say bless you to dunmertitty’s cat right fucking now!!!!!!!

[slutauthority]

don’t know why he looks like that ok