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Scratch that off your 2022 bingo list meow meows

So I have a fic that’s been in the drafts for going on 6 months now that I’ve haven’t posted because I don’t think people are really interested in my work anymore, but if you want to see it let me know

#obey me #obey me!#obey me! shall we date?#om!

Luckily I was to cool and sexy so I wowed them with my sick nasty dance moves and they didn’t arrest me #girlbossing

#i honestly need to stop talking cause all I do is embarrass myself on this app #but is it really a Jasper certified hot girl summer if I don’t sit in a police station at least once #I don’t think so

Believe it or not, that is my 4th time having my own parents call the cops on me and my 6th run in with them!

#obey me #obey me!#my family’s just kinda quirky like that #what can I say I’m just to cool for the law #that it I never learn the first time

Sorry for lying and disappearing girlypops I was busy getting ✨questioned✨ and ✨detained✨ by my local authorities💖🥳🏳️‍🌈

#obey me!#obey me #obey me! shall we date?#om!#would I really be a tumblrina if i wasn’t having run ins with the cops

Don’t worry I’m not dead yet guys! I plan on writing again here soon just not sure when😏

#obey me #obey me!#obey me! shall we date?#om!

ihatebelphie

heard mephisto likes horses,,,, let me just

inkedoutprince

Screaming crying shitting throwing up

inkedoutprince

So I posted this a month ago and am just now realizing that I said menstruation instead of mestipolos or however you spell his fucking name so I will now be deleting this app goodbye

cabybapa

I CAN SAVE HIM

inkedoutprince

I just wanna show this to a Victorian peasant boy dying of the plague and watch him throw up

babe wake up tumblr user inkedoutprince is active again

Absolutely radical dude. Also apparently I missed something about angelic coochie while I was taking an eight year long shit and now I’m pissed

#obey me #obey me!#obey me! shall we date?#just realized how misleading my username is #it makes me sound like some austin powers looking dude with hella tats #in reality I look like a 12 year old boy with really long hair

I live in constant sadness that I can’t say my favorite obey me character without getting bullied off this app

#obey me #obey me!#obey me! shall we date?

foreversunshine-love

I present to you...

SQUEAKCIFER

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inkedoutprince

So if I put this in a jar-

ihatebelphie

heard mephisto likes horses,,,, let me just

inkedoutprince

Screaming crying shitting throwing up

#may I present to you the actual funniest person of this piss stain of an app #wake up babe their bringing the funny back to tumblr #everyone might as well pack it up now #mensration is a horse girl confirmed?

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I think you just..? Showed up on my dash?

I don't think I started following you before now but I might as well, your blog looks pretty cool lol

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*leans on the side of a very expensive car that I totally didn’t steal and lip bites*

If you’re looking for a cool blog you’ve come to the right place. But im glad tumblr decided to throw my blog at you like a bag of cheese. Enjoy the ride!

Someone just referred to socks as “foot condoms” and I have not known peace since.

#i wake up in a cold sweat with one thing on my mind #foot condoms #the beauty of the human ingenuity continues to baffle and amaze me #why #i put my bar on the ground so I could never be disappointed and everyone brought a shovel