The Half-Baked Mistake

[ceruleanheaven]

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

[burntblueberrywaffles]

[sforzzz]

copper ii sulfate has no reason to be this blue. this shade of blue looks like it should only be a digital invention

[rabbitindisguise]

forbidden blue raspberry candy

[milf--adjacent]

[vakariasdragon]

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

[king-the-pathetic]

Bundled up in his heated blanket

[frretjibber]

Every time I see this creature he looks like if the wind blows on him a bit too strong he'll puff into a million seeds like a dandelion and scatter in the breeze

[just-french-me-up]

the urge to write is like a cat meowing for dear life for someone to open the goddamn door, who then shows utter disinterest in said open door

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[pangur-and-grim]

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[tunnaa-unnaa]

taking notes

[ph-cutie]

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

If You Like a Long Island, Wait Until You Try the Adios, Motherfucker

If you like a Long Island Iced Tea, wait until you try the provocatively named Adios, Motherfucker. It’s fun, boozy and blue.

Found a recipe for it that's worded like electrochemistry wrote it

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

[k-911]

I had one of these recently for the first time, not knowing what it was.

It was great. 10/10 experience, no hangover the next day.

[csny]

this is sort of sickening to me. can they swap

[the-quasar-hero]

I could NOT be in feudal Japan. Here are some reasons why

I wasn’t born then.

[dreamyslothbunny]

WRONG! Time travel beam

[the-quasar-hero]

[areawest]

クソ、これはダメだ。

[the-quasar-hero]

さて、私は何をすべきでしょうか？

[sometimes-me]

[tumblr]人は、人形のようにｊｐｅｇで遊ぶことが大好きだね。。。

[rosefinchie]

how it all feels lately

[parkchanwoohoo]

[sm2k99]

the for you page thinks I'm a gnome

[enginecrankmailbox]

@lilybug-02

[wagitfag]

my GOD the first ATLA episode is so insanely well animated and characterized

[wagitfag]

i hate these "remake" adaptations. these writers want credit so bad but do nothing to respect the original intent

[wagitfag]

i think my main issue is that they never give a good reason to make the change. you can transform! but they're always taking away?

[xalatath]

IMPORTANT

[cosmic-tuna]

@lilybug-02

[lilybug-02]

Happy Be Nice to Bugs Day everyone. This is a very important day. ❤️☝️ go out and find a bug for me please!

[4iammighty]

@lilybug-02 Friend ur a month early, its June.

[lilybug-02]

[wailing-whaler]

@lilybug-02 it's time to be nice to bugs :D

[lilybug-02]

IT’S TIME TO BE NICE TO BUGS!!! 🐞🐛🐜

Go out there and find a BUG.

[creepymutelilbugger]

i can't imagine a world in which i haven't put this video on my page

[inkary]

"it's time to surface, (unintelligible, possibly "back to people), the vacation is over. oh blyat, a grenade. what sort of moron keeps the...-boom-"

[spainy-spoon]

Can't help but appreciate how well the body language translates through VR.

The frantic head turning while looking for a place to stash the grenade, the double take as they realize the drawer they chose was FULL of grenades, and the "WTF" hand gesture as they point in disbelief at the drawer full of grenades? Chef's kiss.

[etrianodysseyobsession-hd-deact]

POV you’re Wile E Coyote

[ophilosoraptoro]

No translation neccessary