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audible-smiles

every star wars alien is so good and then there’s

this

moosefeels

yo man you talkin’ smack about max rebo you back off my blue elephant son

audible-smiles

HIS WOOKIEPEDIA ARTICLE IS LITERALLY THREE SENTENCES LONG HOW DOES EVERYONE KNOW HIS NAME

butchflirt

Who the fuck is talking shit about Max Rebo????

marcsalmonds

Renowned jizz musician max rebo???

systlin

Max Rebo? From the Max Rebo Band? Who brought us such hits as Jedi Rocks and (That Joyous Night) I Ate My Mate? Someone’s talking smack about Max Rebo?

whitepeopletwitter

magspag

The original Number 5 was a reference to how many continents he’s had sex on, so this kinda implies that Lou’s quarantine is being spent fucking like a beast at the Antarctic Research Station

circleturk

I want to know which inhabited continent you think he’s avoiding by making Antarctica his 6th

kibibarel

Humans in the Pokemon world likely lay eggs

please don’t revive this debate, i already spent a frankly inordinate amount of time discussing it that one time…

supreme-leader-stoat

You ever see a kind of discourse you were previously unaware of barrelling past you at 120 MPH in the opposite direction on the interstate?

everydaylouie

kid pix horror

penny-anna

Concept: Sam finds out elves can die of sadness, gets very concerned, starts doing his best to make sure Mr Legolas is happy all the time just in case

penny-anna

This causes a terrible dilemma when Legolas expresses that he’d prefer not to be addressed as Mr Legolas and Sam doesn’t want to risk upsetting him but also that goes against everything he knows.

enide-s-dear

‘Mr Highness Greenleaf sir’

penny-anna

Mr Greenleaf, sir? Mr Green? Mr Leaf?

sheofthetea

*Legolas and Gimli fighting, as usual*

Sam: Stop! STOP! You leave Mr L- Elf alone, Mr Gimli!

Legolas: Why, thank you, Sam. You see, Gimli? Your dwarven rudeness has even upset Sam-

Sam, sobbing: He can’t take such a talking to, Mr Gimli! He’s such a sensitive soul. Much more of that and he’ll be dead by morn!

Legolas:

penny-anna

Aragorn: Sam, don’t worry. it takes a lot more sorrow than that to kill an elf

Sam: but these are really sad times

Aragorn: excuse me

Sam: we’re all very upset all the time because of the quest. what if something small is what pushes him over the edge

Aragorn: it doesn’t work like that-

Legolas, genuinely panicked: what if it works like that??

Aragorn: I’m sure it doesn’t

Legolas: he had a point I AM very upset all the time

Gandalf: Legolas I assure you no elf has ever died like that

Legolas: NOT YET THEY HAVEN’T

Legolas & Sam: *both panicking*

darkestelemental616

the Fellowship has one brain cell and Aragorn is currently the only one using it

valtsv

impractical combat outfits: bad, unsexy

impractical weapons: excellent, EXTREMELY sexy and epic as hell

valtsv

leather catsuit: UNSEXY

double-ended scythe with flaming blades carved to look like dragon heads: this FUCKS

87-pounds-deactivated20160310

my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people

magicoftelevision

thebagelhut

I see this and raise you: getting cards for a wildly different occasion and customizing them to fit the holiday you need

motherhenna

pissvortex

good morning everyone

tamamita

theproblematicblogger

subcorax

shout out to the older woman in the snack aisle at walmart who just answered her phone and snapped “i’m in an important meeting, what do you want?”

teioh

#MY KINDA SHIT

nemfrog

1. mountains, 2. hills, 3. plateaus, 4. plains. World geography. 1948.

Internet Archive

d1rtypaws

Coworker: nice day out huh?

Me, who watched a 2hr documentary about the Hindenburg disaster the night before and is desperately trying to share the information i learned: yeah, a real nice day, not at all like May 6, 1937 in Germany.