INK MEMES.

you have to have a dream so you can get up in the morning.

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#INKMEMES : a roleplay meme blog curated by ink ( she/her, 25+. melb., aus ). prev. established 20190724 at @inkmemesarchive. re-established 20250916.

suggestions are always open ! sporadic posting ♡︎ i have far too many blogs to list.

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♡︎ ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING S2 ! ... quotes from season two of the murder mystery show.  alter as you see fit.

look at you, you dusty, old, dried-up dribble dick. you got no fuckin' idea how much trouble you're in, do you ?

do you think that it makes you seem tough saying "fuck" so much ?

i'd rather be dead than boring.

but do bring tequila. and ice. and a glass.

quick selfie together ?

it's not a cult, right ?

okay, you know you're not using that remotely correctly ?

the last time i was in a space that small, i'd had too many cosmos in vegas and ended up on stage with penn and teller.

come on, catch me up. let's dish.

hi, baby.

oh, goodie. the murderers are here.

i'm in charge now, and a new era begins.

i look at her, and i think of rosemary's baby. if rosemary were a hedge fund manager and couldn't wait to carry the devil's child.

who's cooler than me ?

i think [name] and i are just both waiting for the "let's just be friends" text, you know ?

god, you really get me.

sometimes, i like to cry back here because i'm a fraud.

i don't think you want to disrespect the wishes of the person people think you murdered.

we have two options here. i slap you across the face and say, "snap out of it !" or we just skip to the part where you say, "thanks, kid. that was tough to hear, but i needed it."

you can't even get a decent bagel anywhere.

i'm not gonna let those fuckers see me cry.

oh, what a lovely mess to come home to !

you're as useless as tits on a nun.

so, what are you gonna do with all your free time ?

how was it doing battle with your girlfriend ?

i'll take a mug.

is that your cute way of saying you don't want me to go ?

she's an actual witch.

let's not pretend this is about me.

you are so selfish and self-important and stuck in the past.

you never want to upset a fan base.

if you're celebrating, you should have proper champagne. something nicer than your bottom-shelf blend.

maybe we move this party somewhere more private ?

returning someplace after a long time can be weird.

right now, the thought of wringing your neck really stimulates my root chakra, but it's probably not worth losing three of my mindfulness badges.

i have a three-day weekend because they found out that the ap chem teacher was cooking ghb on school property, and also operating a nxivm-style sex cult.

i think he's gonna kill me, bury me, dig me up, and kill me again.

it's like i'm watching squid games without subtitles.

oh god, do you not wash these ?

you know, it was really, really nice to finally get a text from you, but eight years is, like ... that's, like, a really long time.

i only get minutes of internet a day here, and mostly, i use it to watch pornography and tiktoks.

i love that you have the same weekend attire as norm from cheers.

it's just a small drinks thing.

don't you know it's very hip to be bisexual these days, [name] ?

if this is what people do at parties, i'm out.

you'd rather tell a story that's tantalizing than the story that's the truth.

ah, yes. the adventures of a teenage grave-robber. got it.

now, apparently, i'm the kind of person that could stab someone on the subway and not even remember.

it's something that i would do. i just don't know if i did do it.

is the whole city blacked out ?

there's a thin line between civilization and chaos, and that line is electricity.

it'll be over in five minutes. or five days.

you are familiar with the concept of a league, right ? and being out of one ?

just give me a cyanide pill and something fizzy to wash it down with.

was that sound of silence i heard you singing yesterday ?

what brings someone like you to a joint like this ?

well, if you ever need something ... anything, please. you have my number.

what kind of a stupid fucking name is [name] ?

what is the thing about fathers and sons? why is that relationship so hard ?

i'm english, you twat.

you get to be famous, i get a promotion, and we get to move out of this sweaty shit-box.

everyone gets opening night jitters ! i can talk you through it !

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♡︎ ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING S1 ! ... quotes from season one of the murder mystery show.  alter as you see fit.

sometimes, when i can't sleep, i imagine brutally murdering that dude. and i'm out like a light. works every time.

as i said, it's a lot. don't be here if you don't like a lot.

really ? ! do you not see this coat ! ?

just when it's all starting to feel the same, that's when you get hit by something you never saw coming.

i don't know why this keeps happening.

even the elevator wanted that story to end.

you don't have to answer that, [name]. i mean ... i mean unless you want to because i'm also curious.

that's really all we want, isn't it ? more time with the people we love.

fuck 'em. i'm offer only.

you're living here in the middle of a renovation ?

alone isn't so bad.

 i'd rather die.

sometimes it's easier to figure out someone else's secret than it is to deal with your own.

i literally feel myself ageing when i listen to you.

he seems to have had a really sad, quiet life.

i've fallen in love with so many dead people.

i don't want to think about back then. i'm a different person now.

if you see me 'round the building, act like you don't know me.

i can't think of anything less pleasant.

i live on long island where they give out loose cigarettes and lighters.

it was fun, mostly. until the end.

i saw that bullshit on youtube this morning.

aren't you a little old to still be playing hardy boys ?

they're trying to help me find someone who cared about you.

intriguing, and yet totally backwards.

i don't have a clue what's happening here, but none of it's interesting.

i just need to know how invested i should get in you.

i mean, you're insane, but that's usually who people want to follow.

this is exactly like die hard !

i'm gonna stop you before you accidentally say i'm not sexy.

dips are an actual meal. i keep telling you this.

no. to that whole sentence.

oh, so it's my turn to tell you my red flags ?

well, i could use a  drink and a dip.

i like you. and i would like a second date.

 what's more dangerous ? taking advantage of a second chance, or letting it pass you by ?

wait, are you at that pretzel cart ? i want one.

you're lying to your boyfriend 'cause you feel like even the way you're thinking about me is cheating ?

twins creep me the fuck out.

um, i was adorable.

i think ... i've kind of been waiting for you.

i dug the fucker up and ripped it out of his cold dead hands.

you don't quit, no matter how bad it gets.

i know that was insensitive.

and what's the safe word for me to get out of this conversation ?

wait, you've got a girlfriend ?

sorry, i'm not good at confrontation.

hey, would it be okay if i came to see you tomorrow ?

do you think his sex toys could reveal anything ?

we are so gonna get tarantino'd !

this is the first romantic relationship i've had in years ! why are you trying to ruin it for me?

i'm a sucker for lonely guys with notable age differences i meet on elevators.

i want you to know this is definitely one of my rougher breakups, [name]. i really did fall in love with you.

okay, where did you get a quaalude ?

i can tell you what happened. you know, the whole insane story, unless you need to get going.

i have nothing left to teach you.

you know, i'm thinking of putting myself out there again.

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♡︎ AS ONCE SAID BY GALE ! ... quotes from gale dekarios of baldur's gate 3 ( 2023 ).  alter as you see fit.

did you need something ?

go ahead, i'm listening.

always a delight to speak with you.

i do enjoy our conversations.

is something on your mind ? you can always unburden yourself with me.

if you have need of me, just say the word.

yes, my love ?

the air is ripe with magic.

lovely day, this. for now.

which way to the nearest library ?

i applaud your taste.

i have the magic touch.

no rest for the wicked, i see.

charmed, I'm sure.

such an undignified position to find oneself in.

this really isn't my forte.

my knees are starting to ache.

get me up, would you ?

this is no fun at all.

i can't see a thing from down here.

how much longer will this take?

i'm surprised you spotted me.

one can't always be a gentleman.

allow me to demonstrate.

i don't fancy their chances.

all the world's my stage and you're just a player in it.

you made me hide, don't make me come seek you.

a little privacy please.

you've got the wrong man for this.

where are my smelling salts ?

i'm indispensable, aren't i ?

my bedside manner is beyond reproach.

gods, you're distracting aren't you ?

i don't think this is strictly legal …

ill-gotten gains are still gains.

i don't like that I'm so good at this.

ow ! we'll just consider that an accident then, shall we ?

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♡︎ EVERYTHING IN TRANSIT ! ... from jack's mannequin's debut album.  mentions of drugs, alcohol. alter as you see fit.

she lets me drive her car so i can score an eighth from the lesbians out west in venice.

i'll come back for another year.

i'll look for work today.

i never thought that i'd be living on your floor.

fuck yeah we can live like this.

you wore my favorite sweater.

this is a warning.

where are you now ?

this mix could burn a hole in anyone, but it was you i was thinking of.

i read your letter; the one you left when you broke into my house.

i can't get to you.

just one more plane ride and it's done.

i had to give it away.

sometimes perfection can be perfect hell.

i swear i didn't mean for it to feel like this.

all i hear is what's playing through the in-flight radio.

you haven't shown your face in here since the bad news.

well, i'm here 'til close.

and today was a day just like any other.

say something sweet, 'cause all i taste is the blood between my teeth.

i've been misled.

it's another four-aspirin morning.

when did society decide that we had to change and wash a t-shirt after every individual use ? if it's not dirty, i'm gonna wear it.

i need caffeine in my blood stream.

my life has become a boring pop song and everyone's singing along.

i'm ready to move on.

i'm dulling the day with a drink in a parking garage by the theatre.

i'm far too unstable to settle.

this night's a perfect shade of dark blue.

have you ever been alone in a crowded room ?

tell me how anybody thinks under this condition.

there was nothing we could do.

finally, i'm letting go of all my downer thoughts.

she likes the beach boys more than radio metal.

it's biblical how fucked my sleep can be.

whatcha sad for ?

oh my god, this hurts like hell.

i had that dream again where i was lost for good in outer space.

it's just someone i used to know.

i walked by your apartment twice today.

i swear it's not me.

don't you think i wish that i could stay ?

i'm thinking i'd prefer not to be rescued.

maybe we were made for each other.

i still live with my high school friends.

you can breathe now.

you could have phoned me for a ride.

they told me that you moved.

it’s gonna be a hard day.

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♡︎ SOME LIKE IT HOT ! ... from billy wilder's 1959 film.  mentions of alcohol, suicidal ideation. alter as you see fit.

what's the password ?

well, if you gotta go, that's the way to do it.

i want another cup of coffee.

how can you be so selfish ? we owe rent.

i thought you weren't talking to me.

if you gave me a chance, we could be living like kings.

i'll make it up to you.

i just thought I'd go home and have some cold pizza.

i think I'm gonna be sick.

there's a dance tonight.

i'm only with them 'cause i'm running away.

hey, you want some ? it's bourbon.

i always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop.

it's freezing outside.

i don't want her to know we're in cahoots.

you stay here as long as you like.

you poor thing. you're trembling all over.

manhattans ? at this time of night ?

i have this thing about saxophone players.

i don't care how rich he is. as long as he has a yacht, a private railroad car, and his own toothpaste.

i'm workin' the night shift and i got a bottle of gin stashed away.

your face is familiar.

would you mind moving a little ? you're blocking my view.

it's amazing we never ran into each other before. i'd have remembered anybody as attractive as you.

we have to be very careful whom we pick for a roommate.

oh, you can do better than that.

i'm not afraid of you. i'm thin, but i'm wiry.

why do i let you talk me into these things ? why ?

it's not how long you wait. it's who you're waiting for.

would you like a glass of champagne ?

i was in love once, but i'd rather not talk about it.

how can you think about food at a time like this ?

if i wasn't such a coward, i'd kill myself.

your glasses are beginning to steam up.

do you think he's too old for me ?

i'm not stupid. i know there's a problem.

[name], this may be my last chance to marry a millionaire.

are you always this generous ?

my compliments to the chef.

i told you, i'm not very bright.

i forgive you.

nobody's perfect.