I'm a stupid fag and a dumb dog

Ink/Ry ♡ he/him freak transsexual ♡ 8teen ♡ alloaro ♡ Eng/Span 🇺🇸🇲🇽 ♡ proshits dni

[inkogneato]

(Dead blog)

Howdy!

My blog is always in some state of disarray my pinned still WIP

I dabble in misc artforms ;P I loooove retro tech, cartoons, magic,+ music<3

Heads up I type like shit

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Drawings are tagged with #myart or #skribbles but i rarely post there

#talktag is my general brain dump

#ink talks shit is reserved for hater rants and the like

Tags using character/character are used as relationship anarchy catch-alls for my favs

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[superhighschoolleveldespair]

insane 67-dollar phone at target

so im at target right now doing christmas shopping with my dad and?? there’s just this… 67 dollar phone? not even like 69.99 or something but 67?? nnone of the other phones are like this??

see you guys in ten years when EVERYTHING is 67 i guess LMAO

[superhighschoolleveldespair]

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[tailsbot98761]

[inkogneato]

i hate it here (tumblr) goodbye

[visenchanted05]

There are tears in my eyes I'm shaking that was everything OH MY GOD

BENITO PAPI YOU DID IT! 😭

[inkogneato]

im just sitting here chilling and then i get blasted in the face with the memory of rewatching gender-bend cartoons obsessively as a kid

[asterkumi]

this thing i made

[mihych]

Anyone can be Mike🎤

[inkogneato]

did you guys know if your diet is shit and then you decide to eat an exaggerated amount of raw crudiferous vegetables your stomach retaliates because your gut microbiome sucks

[inkogneato]

Because I. did Not

[inkogneato]

did you guys know if your diet is shit and then you decide to eat an exaggerated amount of raw crudiferous vegetables your stomach retaliates because your gut microbiome sucks

[kiwipineappleparasol]

royaldiceee 👀

I 💚 Royaldice . It’s so funny people looked at them being Green and made them into a Thing. What if the Diamond King had Any presence and what if the Green Pippins was green for an Amazing Reason.

I really should have used the dialogue from my Fanfiction now that I think about it...

[inkogneato]

I hate when a compelling story ends unceremoniously IDGAF if thats "the point" THAT SUCKS!!!!!!

[wuggen]

Heard a car horn today that was tuned to a fifth. Fucked up, kinda delightful

[wuggen]

I want people to understand how jarring this was. Most car horns are either a single tone or two tones somewhere in the neighborhood of a minor third apart:

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Pretty normal rush hour sounds, yeah? But this thing sounded something like this:

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Fucked up! Didn't even realize it was a car horn at first, I didn't know what the fuck it was! It was weird as hell!

[akashicrecord]

you ever been milked big time?

I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years

[izzypaw]

a couple of fusion designs i did for my insta story ^_^

[mlembug]

Now if Iron Lung the movie gets a Blu-ray release, I suggest adding in the director's commentary starting with "Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier..." and also Markiplier in the corner.

[mlembug]

#the person behind me in the theatre offered me a tiny paper markiplier #and a toothpick and some tape so that i could tape him to my glasses #so for the entire film i had an extremely blurry tiny paper markiplier in the corner of my vision #and it actually enhanced the experience i think #shoutout to the person behind me for printing too many markipliers and offering him to my friends and I #genuinely made my night it was so wonderful LOL #iron lung

upgrading the prev's tags into a post

[cityyliights]

live markiplier reaction

[exaltprincess]

The funniest part of the Tomodachi Life direct was when they said "you can pick their dating preferences!" And selected all three options, then went totally silent for a few seconds and made her straight again. Genuinely made me laugh for like five minutes

[contradictory-yet-useful]

taking that out of the tags

[ampersand-art]

Finally finished this digital painting of my cat, Kitteh.

She passed away last year after being with me for nearly 17 years. I miss her every day.

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