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[thatgarden]

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[scramratz]

Check it out on your phones and lmk if I got the formatting right! It looks good on my laptop, tablet and flip phone but you never know!

★SCRAM!★

[thatgarden]

the spacing seems to have gotten a bit scrunched on samsung note 10?

[bixels]

Splatoon Raiders epilogue scene.

[bixels]

This is my contribution to Splatoon worldbuilding.

[mrsterlingeverything]

When i met u in the summer

[mrsterlingeverything]

[lieutenant-sarcastic]

Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

[contemptible-scoundrel]

tch... so it's an alliance out of necessity, huh...?

[coelii]

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[thatgarden]

new t-shirt idea for existing outside

[thatgarden]

genuinely so true. my mii's never been more fashionable

[loveridden1999]

[human-pet-they]

COME ONNN

[dayeadomingo]

We were so enthralled by this leaf on our walk back from dinner last night

[gothicprep]

why is your cat green?

She’s built different 😌

[gothicprep]

Look i tried to laugh it off, but I haven’t stopped thinking about this message because… my cat literally isn’t green

like where is the green

[gothicprep]

Oh Christ

[sapropel]

This is the color your cat is

[lazygravez]

colors i eyedropped directly from op's cat

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

I drew a tree using only colours eyedropped from OP's cat.

[karakats]

every time i see this post all i see is some green alien kitty with antennae so i had to draw it

[bogleech]

I originally thought those were supposed to be mushrooms, implying that this cat is moldy

[tanuki-pyon]

Moldy forest cat

[gothicprep]

i'm happy y'all made fan art of my cat. i tried to show her and she just rubbed her face on my phone

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[redgoldsparks]

Self Care Tips From Tumblr: When you feel like everyone hates you, sleep. When you feel like you hate everyone, eat. When you feel like you hate yourself, shower. Someone out there feels better because you exist. 

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[sawed-on-shotgun]

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

[dragongirlsnout]

y'know i don't really love how people use "butch" interchangeably with "handy"

[dragongirlsnout]

*north american approaching lesbian couple* so which one of you is useful and which one of you is the woman

[the-sol-eater-deactivated202604]

do any of you remember that gumball episode where darwin becomes mega paranoid after watching a health and safety video so to quell his anxiety he goes out of his way to make everything kid friendly and inoffensive by propositioning it as being for the children and then he becomes a fascist at the end