InkPerch

Just some poems and maybe some shorter writing styles I want to try. I'm going for a poem a day! Who knows how long I'll succeed! (Spoiler alert: I didn't make it a week. Sporadic poems, when inspiration hits!)

[inkperch]

Okay so like.

Valid crashout from Max (although in terms of like, cold objective blame it's kinda messed up to seriously blame Red because her method of freeing him from tyranny happened to, through sheer bad luck, drive Maddox into a single minded obsession with his own invention) (but like. Oh so valid from a sad, angry teenage boy who just learned the girl who's been reaching out to him quite literally stole his fate)

But oh god.

Heartless is so So SO fucked up, what the fuck

Like, oh my god????

He's so creepy and manipulative (and Chloe clocks that vibe)

But.

Still

He still just sees her as a petty pretty princess-

"it sparkles just like you"

Is the best fucking manipulation he can come up with-

Oh my fucking god, crying screaming throwing up-

[inkperch]

ASNSJSANDUF OH CHLOE GETS J E A L O U S JEALOUS ABOUT LUIS-

[inkperch]

'Chloes being so unreasonable, she knew Red for like a day-' yeah, and Red met the others she keeps prioritising over Chloe THAT MORNING lmao

[salvatore----girl]

Red and Luis getting together was control damage after all the chloe and red shipping from the last movie you can't convince me otherwise

[inkperch]

"that's not how the Encanto powers work", no, it isn't, they work by being exaggerated metaphors for the familial roles they feel trapped by, and through that framework the reason Luis just has Luisa's strength with no differences is like. Painfully unsubtle lol, he basically spells it out to the viewer that he feels the pressure to be like his mum and that's why he has super strength-

[inkperch]

"hey, I'd like to order an odyssey adaption."

"Yeah sur-"

"with no gods."

"With... With no gods?"

"and no magic either!"

"...Yeah sure- hey Jimmy, get me an odyssey adaption with NOTHING-"

[inkperch]

Wait hold up what the FUCK do you mean they kept the magic but cut All The Actually Important Magic Stuff-

[inkperch]

"hey, I'd like to order an odyssey adaption."

"Yeah sur-"

"with no gods."

"With... With no gods?"

"and no magic either!"

"...Yeah sure- hey Jimmy, get me an odyssey adaption with NOTHING-"

[coffeeenjoyer]

Find it so crazy that Coupé x Prism isn't a more popular pairing in the wlw side of the community when they're checking off every usually beloved characteristics of a ship. Colourful x Monotone. Flashy x Stoic. Coupé threatening her to not take her knives without permission. Prism then asking Coupé to borrow her mask. Coupé giving her an erotic fantasy book. Prism being the one who wants to play for the faction of darkness while Coupé wants to help the faction of light. The fact that Prism's ability is Photokinesis and Coupé's is Umbrakinesis, making them polar opposites. The way their personalities are a result of growing up without having someone to rely on. The concept of them overcoming insecurities that stem from their isolating childhoods together. Why hasn't anyone gotten to work yet.

[nerdsprout]

As a diagnosed autistic, I can say with certainty that y’all are giving autism hcs to the Wrong Motherfuckers. Robert Robertson is quite literally the most confident, skillfully sarcastic, socially savvy mf in the whole game. He is NOT autistic. And yeah I do 100% agree with autistic Waterboy—just look at him—but cmon he ain’t the only one.

Instead, I raise you:

Flat affect, completely monotone even when she feels warmly towards the person she’s speaking to. Honestly smiling looks kinda unnatural on her too lmao.

Speaks plainly, professionally, and matter-of-factly even in mostly casual conversations/settings (like when she talks about her book).

Extremely dedicated to her work, almost to a fault. A complete perfectionist. This isn’t like a bona fide autistic trait or anything but keeping a track record of successful kills as an assassin gives autistic to me.

Often described by people around her as strange and off-putting. “Evil,” even—as Blonde Blazer puts it.

She’s just kind of a weirdo freak (in the best way). Like who tf dresses their shitty fast food crunchy tacos with their own blood? I love her.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Vanessa is totally fine guys in FNAF help wanted

[clickbeetle]

“Matatakusoraniakogarete” AKA Franchouchou’s final performance of the movie AKA Tae Yamada realizing she’s reverting back AKA me crying a lot

[clickbeetle]

this is great because i can have it on my blog forever and ever and i can search for it whenever i need to look at tae shouting and crying and crawling desperately towards sakura because that is her bestie and she loves her and then i can cry again

[clickbeetle]

“Matatakusoraniakogarete” AKA Franchouchou’s final performance of the movie AKA Tae Yamada realizing she’s reverting back AKA me crying a lot

[inkperch]

....weird headcanon.

Scara doesn't have puppet joints, but Raiden Shogun does. One of the things Ei realised and fixed between the prototyping and the final version was that whatever skin equivalent she uses isn't quite as elasticated as human skin, Scara has a limited range of movement as a result, but Shogun just has small gaps with visible puppet joints she's violently defensive over keeping covered by her outfit.

(this is also why Scara floats most of the time, because he has issues with balance, especially on uneven terrain-)

[spot-of-tea]

Ahhhhhhh have a Dimaria!!

Who's next? Who knows! I'm just having fun!!!

[daco-showman]

why can rockstar games institutionalise you for life like nikita kruschev for being autistic

[ivy-michaels]

He didn't steal 10 million dollars. They made that number up as a loss, they never fucking had it. Rockstar has spent more than a billion fucking dollars on GTA VI and will likely make billions more when it gets released.

Uber is a fucking shell game of a company designed to leech investor capital and output bootleg cabs.

Nvidia posted a profit in 2023 of $4.37 billion. This is like someone stealing less than a penny from me.

And they lock this kid in a prison hospital for LIFE?

Capitalism is disgusting.

[fuckblast]

Nobody should buy GTA til they free Arion Kurtaj

[ivy-michaels]

What with GTA VI going up for pre-order i'd just like to remind everyone that rockstar conspired with the UK government to lock an 18-year-old away for life for hacking them.

[linderosse]

Legend: Wait, your princess heals you from a distance??

Elliot: Well, yes— she used to, before—

Legend, shouting: Hey, Fable! Get on her level! I could’ve really used that!

Fable, telepathically: Nonsense. You would’ve immediately injured yourself again, reckless little fiend that you are.

Heuria, telepathically: Never mind that— Zelda, did I hear you can cause explosions with your mind!?

Fable: Yes!

Heuria: Incredible!

Elliot: …What have we gotten ourselves into?

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[Wisdomverse x Adventures of Elliot Crossover Art]

Wisdomverse Masterpost

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Looking for something to watch to tide you over until the OoT remake releases? I’m streaming my playthrough of the new Zelda-like HD2D game Adventures of Elliot: Millenium Tales on Twitch, starting today in a few hours! Excited to see what awaits this new princess|hero duo (and their twink scholar friend 😇). VODs will also eventually be uploaded to my YT channel!

[inkperch]

...Fable setting the summoning criteria as drawing a triangle abruptly made me realise that yeah that really can be anything, right? And now I've been laughing for the past five minutes about the thought of Tetra going 'my fellow welders of wisdom- Do a sick ass backflip and join me!!'

[verballocket-blog]

tf did they put in these tonics

au where rumi never gets jinu's letter, mistaking derpy & sussie for tonic induced hallucinations