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gaysuggestions

netflix and…rest your head on my thigh while I run my fingers through your hair continuously

#c

salemwitchtrials-deactivated202

Dude what? She tied you to the kitchen chair? Broke your throne & cut your hair? From your lips she drew the..? Broooo

curseworm

the reason why we need wlw actresses to play wlw characters isnt because of ‘representation’ or ‘equal employment for lgbt people’ or any other shit like that its because if i have to watch one more fucking scene in which two straight women ‘kiss’ each other with their lips pursed tightly shut to keep the cooties out i will have no choice but to cut out my brain and throw it off a cliff

curseworm

i pretended to like boys for 20 years and these Professional Actresses cant even pretend to enjoy a kiss for one minute ?? heterosexual mediocrity strikes again

gffa

The Mandalorian | Chapter 8 - “Redemption”

#BABY LOVES JOYRIDES AND WRECKING FASCIST REMNANTS: CANON #ALSO HEADCANON: FORCE-SENSITIVES HAVE AN INNATE LOVE OF JOYRIDING #THAT CONNECTION TO AN UNKNOWABLE ENERGY FIELD MAKES THEM WANT GO GO WHEEEEE! ALL THE TIME #THIS EXPLAINS WHY THE JEDI ARE SO GODDAMNED EXTRA ALL THE TIME #AND WHY THE BABY IS READY TO FLING HIMSELF INTO A FIREFIGHT AND/OR SEND THE RAZOR CREST CAREENING THROUGH SPACE WHILE GIGGLING ABOUT IT

luftballons99

ms robinson i have feelings for you

recoil-operated-deactivated2021

Recoil-operated’s $12 traditional mead:

So one of the most common things I see on my Mead posts is “I’d love to do that, but I don’t have the stuff”

We’ll sit down and buckle up. Because I’m about to show you how to make a $12.56 traditional mead.

Here’s the recipe:

1 gallon Deer Park/spring water. You don’t want distilled.

3 lb or 32 fluid ounces honey.

One package of yeast.

a party balloon.

The cost total is $13.49, but you only need one pack of yeast. So -$0.90.

Let’s begin:

Everything together on a clean work surface, you will need a clean glass. And while not entirely necessary, a measuring cup will be handy.

Pour a cup of water for yourself and drink it. Hydration is important. Also this will allow you headspace.

Remove about ehhhhh, a quart or so of water to drink later.

Trust me. You’re going to want it

Wash your drinking cup and mixing about a teaspoon of honey.

recoil-operated-deactivated2021

You have two options for yeast, that bread yeast we bought, or professional brewer’s yeast.

They’re both the same price. You can get brewers yeast off of Amazon.

I already have brewer’s yeast, so I’m using brewer’s yeast

Stick that in that honey water.

Stick your honey in some hot water.

Go outside. Breath the free air. Know what it is… To truely live.

Enough of that bitch. Honey’s hot. Put it in the water.

Put the water in the honey too.

Shake the sin out of it.

Put that stuff back in the big bitch.

recoil-operated-deactivated2021

Shake the sh*t outta it.

Hydrate yourself with the water you removed earlier.

Shank a balloon with a pin.

Add your yeasty honey water.

Balloon it.

Label it.

If your trad mead says anything racist, or anything positive about Hitler. Straighten that sh*t out.

And there you go. $12 (.56) traditional mead. Stick it somewhere dark and leave it alone for a while.

Shake the hell outta it once a day for the first four days. Then let it be until it’s clear.

recoil-operated-deactivated2021

Update:

Boozification has begun.

yourunclejingo

Lots of spices and herbs make for nice additions as well.

Good post.

tehgore

Who the hell are you to tell your sentient trad mead what to think?

recoil-operated-deactivated2021

I’m it’s creator. I have deemed racism to be sin.

#food tag

binart

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

dajo42

figured out what all my posts were missing! it was the sun wearing shades in the top left corner

guessididntdie

when u listen to cool music and u get PUMPED and you open phtoshop to draw something really hardcore w dynamic lines and intense perspective

iguanamouth

drugstoreperfumemp3

I’m out of ideas.

taylortut

you know no one would be upset about the gay or trans characters dying if they got the same treatment as other movie protags. like if you want me to follow the adventures of Jimmothy WhiteStraightMan and give him one (1) lesbian friend, I want her to fucking live because she’s all we got. but if you make a movie about, say, an entire crew full of lady pirates with a good spread of races and sexualities and let them kick ass for the whole movie, we’re not gonna complain when the captain gets run through with a sword in the end tryna protect her crew, ya feel?

it’s not that you can’t kill off gay characters it’s that you can’t make a gay character an emotional pawn that only gets to exist for three episodes and call that representation

glumshoe

Another thing I love in fiction is when dialogue immediately echoes the same phrasing used in the narration. It can be startling and funny.

Ex.:

As they made their way back to the car, Farad felt the prickle of eyes upon him. He looked around and spotted the culprits—perched on the roof of a van, a gaggle of dour-faced teenagers was watching them judgmentally.

“Don’t look now,” he whispered to his companion, “But a gaggle of dour-faced teenagers is watching us judgementally.”

mikkeneko

This can be used as a great character establishing trick too, eg.

What the fuck, she thought, and then because she was never the sort of person to sit on her feelings, said aloud “What the fuck?”

kyraneko

It works great the other direction, too.

“Fuck yourself dead, you half-blazed, fully-degenerate asshole!”

The half-blazed, fully-degenerate asshole in question declined to do so, and instead threw herself bodily at the other woman with the full intention to claw her to shreds.

bubonickitten

love how sometimes i’m like “oh, i should put this somewhere safe so i don’t lose it and know exactly where to find it later!” and about a month later i’m standing in my ransacked room trying to get into past me’s mindset like some kinda amateur historian on one of those history channel treasure hunting shows trying to get into the mind of a nineteenth century pirate to figure out where they hid some possibly nonexistent apocryphal loot

bubonickitten

having memory problems is like being an archaeologist of your own life and it isn’t nearly as exciting as it sounds