[max1461]

ten years of fighting and when shit hits the fan tumblr instantly has reddit's back. the greatest enemies to lovers story ever told.

[hearty-an0n]

if i was orpheus i just wouldn't have turned around lol

[hearty-an0n]

just went and got eurydice. this is so easy

[hearty-an0n]

um. awfully quiet in this tunnel.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[scottandhiskind]

Sometimes Reddit is hilarious:

[ponyoisms]

one hyperfixated tumblr mutual has the power of six hundred thousand ad campaigns

[rpfofficial]

there are actually only 2 movie genres. the ones where u have to remain completely silent throughout the whole film, and the ones where u have to comment on whatevers happening on screen every 5 minutes

[rpfofficial]

there are actually only 2 movie genres. the ones where u have to remain completely silent throughout the whole film, and the ones where u have to comment on whatevers happening on screen every 5 minutes

[memorycycle]

you cant drink a water pokemons water thats just not righr

[clair0se]

what about other fluids that a water pokemon might make?

[memorycycle]

post cancelled! gorlla army attack 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍

[stoic--rose]

cant eat the pikmin 2 nacho cheese dip anymore :(

[youcantfuckosmosisjones]

buddy, you cant fuck osmosis jones. hes too small. you put him on your dick, he just goes on an adventure. he just has a car chase and learns a lesson.

[afeelgoodblog]

Innocence …

[yestfurday]

By Oscar Navarro (0r0ch1) - 2000

Keep reading

[inkweld]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[kiracles]

[whitepeopletwitter]

Explains a lot

[memewhore]

[markv5]

Дефицит кадров

[outerrimpilot]

“Staff shortage” (the name tag reads “trainee”).

[aaronexplainsitall]

he’s doing SUCH A GOOD JOB PROMOTE HIM MAKE HIM STORE MANAGER

[midiport]

You give off the vibes of someone who buys cryptocurrency :/

just tell me to kill myself