inkxeity’s evil secret lair

hello welcome to my evil secret lair >:] i post marinated thoughts i have and things i like (mostly rotom dex) my pronouns are they/them, i’m neurodivergent & a minor ^_^ enjoy what i have to offer

[inkxeity]

these gum ulcers are killing meee why can’t i just have speakers, why do i have to deal with a mouth :(

[cheresceless]

Y'all are amazing. Reblog to hug the person you're reblogging from.

[inkxeity]

stuff i’d like to hear as a non-binary person ^_^

• “are u a boy or a girl”

• “ur awesome and real cool”

• “here’s loads of money”

• “wanna be friends with me”

• “i value ur opinion and respect you”

• *uses they/them pronouns in reference to me*

[inkxeity]

guess what dayyyy it issss!!!11! ^u^

it’s rotom dex’s birthday!!!

ten years ago today, rotom dex was revealed to exist in a sun and moon trailer, so i’m counting this as their birthday. i made cupcakes for such a special occasion :) they are orange and blue because that’s pokémon sun and moon colours, those are also the base form rotom colours but that wasn’t the intention. i made loads more cupcakes but i was only gonna eat 2 at the time of this photo, that’s why there’s 2 here :P

happy birthday rotom dex :]

@pumpkizz-y tagging u because i’m pretty sure you’ll care :3

[pumpkizz-y]

I would start of with a “YIPPEE!” but first I have a question.

and that question is how much food coloring did you put in that frosting because at first I thought it was toothpaste- or is it just the camera being weird???????? I dunno.. that’s why I’m asking-

I don’t have any Rotom Dex merch unfortunately.. (not YET at least) but I DO have.. budadadadadaddaaddaadadaddadadadaadaddadaa……..

Rotom card plus tin-box! Oh god this photo is dogshit eh

Everybody say thank you to my brother for trying so fucking hard to get younger Izzy into Pokémon only for em to end up being a Splatoon fan instead- (I still like Pokémon just not as much as he does)

AND A MERRY BIRTHDAY TO ROTOM DEX!!! THATS NOT A SUGGESTION THATS A COMMAND! USING MY STATUS AS AN OVERLORD FOR EVIL-

[inkxeity]

ok about the frosting, i overestimated the strength i’d need to get the food colouring out the tube and accidentally put way too much in :( it still tastes good though, not toothpastey at all

and that is a very cool rotom card and tin-box, super awesome, thank you to your brother :) also to answer ur other question, yes u should draw rotom as a splatoon character, that’d be epic and great ^_^

[inkxeity]

guess what dayyyy it issss!!!11! ^u^

it’s rotom dex’s birthday!!!

ten years ago today, rotom dex was revealed to exist in a sun and moon trailer, so i’m counting this as their birthday. i made cupcakes for such a special occasion :) they are orange and blue because that’s pokémon sun and moon colours, those are also the base form rotom colours but that wasn’t the intention. i made loads more cupcakes but i was only gonna eat 2 at the time of this photo, that’s why there’s 2 here :P

happy birthday rotom dex :]

@pumpkizz-y tagging u because i’m pretty sure you’ll care :3

[inkxeity]

this is real flesh bipedal. they like cinnamon rolls, strawberry shortcake, apple juice, fried prawns, following samuel home and taking pictures of YOU without your knowledge. they are very average and have eating bones just like you, and enjoy activities such as bathing and maintaining their delicate fragile skin.

another picture. they got sleepy, like every mii does :)

real flesh bipedal has a family too, this is their younger sibling, looksie.

i posted looksie in a bug costume the other day, this is looksie in their normal attire, going on a stroll. i hope you enjoyed meeting them both, real flesh bipedal loves meeting new friends :)

[inkxeity]

hi guys happy pride month ooooooo i hope it really is happy and nothing horrible occurs, i’m getting a bit sick of that

[borzoing]

Couldn’t focus on working on other art til I got this out of my system.

[ell-does-stuff]

shadow quiz is about to go crazy

[cutesyarts]

Pokemon Simple Stop Motion

[cupids-poison-blog]

trying to prove a point to the boys at school

reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont

[kat-the-oddity]

As a trans man. Yes. I’m a real man and so are the rest of us.

[gingerkyuketsuki]

i love how the reblog-to-like ratio is 8:1

[trytocallmecal]

i am rigging this thing

I shall reblog lots more

[burrbeast]

I might queue this a bunch. To save my moots for once.

[trytocallmecal]

this bugger keeps wandering over my dash and I reblog it every time. It may be a form of a perpetuum mobile. I don’t mind none

[inkxeity]

i think about this a lot

[formerlyluckymanticore]

Reblog if you will never. Ever. Use AI in your writing.

[inkxeity]

my nightmares in recent times have been either genuine masterful works of surreal horror, or “YOU’RE MOVING IN TWO MINUTES!!!!!!! CHOOSE YOUR MOST IMPORTANT SHIT AND PACK IT”

[inkxeity]

things i hope to achieve before my inevitable demise

(preferably all at once)

• be a reliable source of information

• live in a different universe

• have a different voice (preferably a high pitched, fluctuating, a smidge masculine & electronic one)

• have a means to perfectly express my emotions (a screen)

• have a camera in the back of my head

• have the width of a closed laptop

• have the ability to float

• be 1’ tall

• be a pokémon

• be a pokédex

[inkxeity]

how people who are scared of bugs see bugs

[inkxeity]

super evil and fucked up inkxeity: fuck you *evaporates your rotom dex*