HuniePop Sentence Starters for all you sinners.
“Wow, okay. Could I get you to maybe take it down a notch? I’m right here.”
“Chill out for a second. You’ll be glad I showed up.”
“Oh my God, it’s worse than I thought, isn’t it?”
“I’d KILL to have tits like that!”
“Try not to be an ass for like…five minutes.”
“Thanks for the sex, homie!”
“It feels like I haven’t eaten anything in like a hundred and fifty years.”
“Is it weird that I like veggies so much?”
“Oh my God, I could kiss you!”
“This is romantic as shit. Are you trying to seduce me?”
“That was a pussy drink! Hit me with something stronger!”
“What’s wrong? Seems like something’s bothering you.”
“Ohhhh, come on! Just try it on. It’s going to look sooooo cute.”
“You can’t keep all that boob to yourself, hun. It’s not fair to the rest of the world.”
“What’s cooking, good-looking?”
“You really are something else. You know that?”
“I have got to get something inside me. Food, I mean.”
“Let’s go win some stupid shit.”
“Can’t you just, like, chill out for once and, I don’t know, have fun?”
“What’s wrong!? Did I hurt your whore feelings?”
“Uhh, could you move please? You’re kind of in my way.”
“That’s fucking disgusting.”
“Okay, I’m here. So now what?”
“I literally cannot remember my name right now.”
“Forgive me for saying this…but your body is straight bangin’.”
“Weakness? I’ve never heard of such a thing!”
“Fuck these birds, am I right?”
“Isn’t it funny how life is pointless and nothing matters?”
“That is a supremely nice set of tits. Ten outta ten!”
“What should we do about the fact that we’re desperately attracted to each other?”
“I just do whatever the magic fairy that follows me around tells me.”
“I need to pick up some condoms for our date tonight.”
“You look like you’d rather be anywhere else.”
“Flat chested girls make me sad.”