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Tyler: Hey, that Cady girl’s having a party.

Kevin:

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Tyler: Hey, did I see you and Kevin hugging earlier?

Marwan: No.

Tyler: Ok, that wasn’t really a question, let me rephrase.

Tyler: I saw you and Kevin hugging earlier.

Tyler: Explain.

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Kevin, driving a car:

Kevin, to Siri: Call home.

Siri: Calling the mobile for Tyler.

Kevin: Not fucking Tyler!

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Mathletes as things me and the other idiots have said part 6

Marwan: I’m gonna tell Kevin I like him on Friday.

Cady: YAY!

Janis: Why do you even like him?

Marwan: He’s a fucking bitch but like he’s cute.

Marwan: Also he threw a volleyball in my face today.

Tyler: Sounds like true love.

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Kevin: *being carried by Marwan*

Kevin, to random people: He’s the bottom, I promise.

Marwan: Kevin if you don’t shut the fuck up I will drop you.

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Mathletes as things me and my friends have said part 5 I think

Marwan, asking Kevin out: So Kev

Marwan: You are a fucking idiot

Marwan: I am also a fucking idiot

Marwan: Date me please

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Mathletes as things my friends and I have said part idk:

@usually-unusaul

Marwan: I tripped in front of a cute guy today.

Marwan, a bit later: As you may know, I tripped in front of a cute guy today.

Tyler *imitating Marwan*: “Soooo I tripped in front of a cute guy today...”

Marwan: You’re mean.

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Kevin: Rules are made to be broken.

Aaron: Rules are made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Marwan: Uh, piñatas.

Tyler: glow sticks

Cady: karate boards

Mrs. Norbury: Spaghetti when you have a small pot

Kevin: Rules.

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Kevin: I’m only capable of taking pictures of beautiful things.

Tyler: Your camera roll is full of pictures of Marwan?

Kevin: Did I fucking stutter?

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Now I’m just gonna post things that me, @jellicles-cats , and @usually-unusaul say to each other. Stay tuned.

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Tyler *about something important*: You should ask Marwan.

Kevin: I’m not asking Marwan!

Kevin: I was so close to getting blocked last time!

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Marwan: I have to start geometry next year, and I’m not excited at all.

Kevin: What’s it like to be smart?

Kevin: Wait I’m doing geometry too.

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Cady: Wait, I’m confused, someone please tell me what it means.

Marwan: *yelling* I DONT WANNA RUIN YOUR INNOCENCE! SOMEONE ELSE TELL HER!

Kevin: *explains something very, VERY sexual*

Marwan: Jesus Christ.

Kevin: SHE NEEDED TO KNOW.

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Marwan: I’d die for Kevin.

Kevin: What was that?

Marwan: *visibly flustered* I said GO DIE, KEVIN!

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Aaron: Going to Plan B?

Kevin: Technically, this would be Plan G.

Cady: How many plans do we have? Is there, like, a Plan M?

Marwan: Yeah, but Kevin dies in Plan M.

Tyler: I like Plan M.

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Damn, y’all really are here for Kevin the Meme Man.

Okay then.

Have it your way.

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Kevin: Okay, listen up people, we have a situation here. From now on, we’re using codenames. You can address me as “Eagle One”

Kevin: Tyler, your codename is “Been There, Done That”

Kevin: Marwan is “Currently Doing That”

Kevin: Aaron is “It Happened Once, In A Dream”

Kevin: Janis is “If I Had To Pick A Girl”

Kevin: Damian is... “Eagle Two”

Damian: Oh thank god