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Shoutout to my boss for agreeing when I said “this lettuce looks like shit, we shouldn’t use it” every time we got lettuce in for the last like month and a half.

#we didn’t even open the bags #idk if we’re supplied by Taylor Farms #but we havent even had to worry about it because our supply company whoever they are sucks and sends us crappy looking lettuce #and my boss actually gives a fuck

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I got a sunburn, but on the bright side my screen time is way down because I’m busy peeling my skin off

Shout out to my husband for dying that was actually pretty cool of you

#would have preferred you just stop being a huge asshole #but I guess you knew better than me whether that was something you were willing or capable of doing #and now I only get abused in my nightmares

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Female Filmmaker Friday: Bend It Like Beckham, 2002 (dir. Gurinder Chadha)

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It is a good viewpoint to see the world as a dream. When you have something like a nightmare, you will wake up and tell yourself that it was only a dream. It is said that the world we live in is not a bit different from this. Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai (1999) dir. Jim Jarmusch

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this pride month will be special because of giant ice snake will appear

I’m glad I’m less crazy now but it’s kinda boring and I’m too in touch with reality to do the dumb ass shit that made my life more interesting

#it is fun tho when I meet new people and they’re like #oh wow what a nice and responsible person #and then they start asking me about my personal life #and start getting little bits and pieces of my backstory #the expressions on their faces are really really funny

Why do I kinda wanna watch Pete’s Dragon rn

#it’s one of my mom’s favorite movies #and my kid was obsessed when he was a toddler #but my mom tried to give him her stuffed Elliot #and he did not like it #I had to give it back to her when he finally told me he didn’t like it because it was haunted

Idk why we were using code for alcoholic at all considering I explained alcoholism to my kid the minute he could get a basic understanding of what I was saying

#as a toddler he called vodka poison water #listen I was fucking nuts for having a kid with an alcoholic but this is what happens when you leave Christian school for the punk house #you do crazy ass shit and it turns out ok lmao

Oh btw my wonderful son is half werewolf, a quarter vampire, and a quarter human/witch

#half werewolf on his father’s side #the vampire is from my dad #and my mom’s a witch #all the jewelry I wear is the silver my late husband wore to “keep himself from transforming #spoiler alert it didn’t work #side note werewolf is unfortunately code for alcoholic