tired brown eyes

~back to where I started~ | proud pansexual | music addict | “There’s only room in this band for one hysterical queen.” | YouTube watcher | really unpopular internet person |

[skyakafreckles]

[frisktastic]

source

[discowitchparty]

everyone go home this is the best one

[goatpaste]

Attacka

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

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Oh good glad to hear

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in honor of this becoming a world heritage post or whatever

a long awaited squeakquel i meant to make months and months ago

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to everyone in the tags with the “homophonic bowser” “so long gay bowser” and  “love DOESNt win”

your all wrong, bowser is just already in a committed relationship

[goatpaste]

to everyone saying mario is a homewrecker, heres the truth

they just have the same taste

[goatpaste]

for some reason yall have stuck around this long so now your gonna get the MOST self indulgent sammi posting with the awnser to this

we go back to 2014 when i first watch that shitty live action mario movie, it was so bad i loved it so much. i knew it sucked but i was SO into it i loved it so much

and i specifically had a small crush on the lady who played the character big bertha, who was based on a one off comic character who was a giant cheep cheep who had a crush on mario. and in the movie was was also into mario. and let me tell you 14-15 year old cringe ass sammi drew SO much fanart of her as a mermaid who was in love with mario

so this one goes out to little crange ass baby nae nae sammi 

mario and his giant spikey mermaid gf

[datkooby]

[gayelectro]

Hey OP, I hope you know that this went from an amazing post to literally the best post on this site

[slowspinningredemption]

just saw some anti-vaxxer saying "if they're giving away free vaccines for the ""health of the nation"" why aren't they giving away free insulin and chemo too??" like YEAH. you got it!! they should be!! how can you be so close to a Good View To Have and yet so fucking far away!!

[clinical-manners]

The ends of a horseshoe are closer than between the middle and end points.

[racial]

white people getting a cat and trying to choose between the names miso, matcha or mochi

[aurdwynni]

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

why don’t you shut your fucking mouth and look at the wikipedia page for sucking cock???????????

[pwesident]

alright one sec

[pwesident]

hey it says i gotta have my mouth open for this one boss

[nepofledgling]

I actually wouldn’t mind people coming back to tumblr, I think an increase in activity could be fun. I think it would be fucking hilarious if people tried to introduce 2021s influencer culture on here. you would literally get eaten alive

[frodo-sam]

I know we’re not perfect, but the safest hands are still our own.

CAPTAIN AMERICA: Civil War (2016) dir. Anthony Russo, Joe Russo

[cephalophor]

[knightsideman]

Why are Lesbians like this ? .Do they take pleasure in attacking everything sacred ? .Or just love sexualizing those that take vows of Chastity ? .

[cephalophor]

.... Nunneries, specially during the renaissance were a safe heaven for a lot of lesbians or women who didn't want to marry... So this is a historically based joke you dumb bitch

[calcinator]

Seems a bit unfair to single out the funny ladies making a joke on tiktok for sexualizing nuns when porn and the spirit halloween store exist. 

[killue]

man this edible aint shit

[killue]

[gdhdjsjsgdaksn-deactivated20201]

world heritage post

[feluka]

If you have a Duolingo account, please consider upvoting this request to add Coptic to their language courses.

Coptic is the final stage of the Egyptian language. It is currently endangered, with less than 300 Egyptians speaking it as their native tongue.

It would mean a great deal to indigenous Egyptians in the Coptic community to have our language preserved, and this would be a huge step forward.

If you don’t have a Duolingo account, consider sharing this with those who might. Thank you! <3

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

who wanna be nonbinary with me in my bedroom

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

What did I mean by this

[bigbootybuffet]

[edgar-allan-possum]

Ring's on the wrong finger. Sic em, Jason.

[slime-lilly-deactivated20220926]

[goodstuffhappenedtoday]

He realized his dogs have an unusual skill. Now he uses them to help save turtles.

By Cathy Free

John Rucker was a high school English teacher in North Carolina when he stumbled upon something interesting: Whenever he took his two dogs hiking, they would run into the tall grass and bring him back box turtles. Like a gift, his Boykin spaniels would gently lay them at his feet, unharmed.

He mentioned it to a few people, and soon, biology teachers from the University of North Carolina started reaching out to him and asking whether he would take their students out so they could put transmitters on the turtles to study them.

Several years later, the outings were so successful, Rucker was fielding calls from wildlife veterinarians and zoologists who were studying turtle populations.

“Because turtles aren’t easily detected in the wild by the human eye, I could see that I was on to something,” said Rucker, now 73.

Now, two decades later, Rucker’s spaniels are a highly in-demand, specialized team trained to sniff out box turtles by following their urine trails.

The dogs — Yogi, Ruger, Jenny Wren, Lazarus, Scamp, Skeeter and Rooster — travel across the country with Rucker helping to track turtle populations and identify threats and diseases.

[bladelei]

Good Bois for SCIENCE

[monetdoesntgrowontrees-deactiva]

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

I’m so glad that our lemon tree finally grew and sprouted fruitful lemony lemons. I mean, imagine, we can make lemonade, key lemon pie, lemon merengue pie. I think it’s the most valuable of property that we have. I think we should go to the bank and get a loan, actually I think we should just get lemon tree insurance and then get a loan and use the lemon tree as collateral because it is now insured. I truly do love our lemon tree. Just imagine a life full of lemon trees, and all our beautiful lemons, endless possibilities. They’re so beautiful, I wish I was a lemon. You wish you were a lemon? If you were a lemon I would put you on my shelf and cherish you like I cherish all our lemons. That’s so beautiful, like I only hope that the whores aren’t stealing our lemons you know those naughty whores always steal lemons. we do have a couple lemon whores in this community, those damn lemon-stealing whores I hate them no one will take our prized lemons from us. Hey, has it been about 10 seconds since we looked at our lemon tree? It has been about 10 seconds till we looked at our lemon tree. Hey what the fuck

[dankmemeuniversity]

[wickedwonderlandd]

Not seeing the issue here. This is the epitome of art