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[innovativesunflower]

Deleting this account

moving to @witchofthekorn

[alienpapacy]

thanos has a prostate the size of an american football

[gr8writingtips]

writing tip #2206:

there’s one thing every aspiring author should know

[sandersgrey]

And whats it OP

[sandersgrey]

whats it OP

[gr8writingtips]

it’s

[innovativesunflower]

OP WHAT THE FUCK IS IT

[scully]

The more I watch the trailer the better it gets

[eggandspoon34]

I’m the opposite.😕

[scully]

Good for you.

[innovativesunflower]

DAMN DRAGGED

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

[innovativesunflower]

Gene is a mystery man. 

[thenatsdorf]

[innovativesunflower]

oh my god this fluffball

[37q-archive]

A whole roasted cauliflower behaves very much like a roast of meat, in the oven and on the table.

[37q-archive]

A whole roasted cauliflower behaves very much like a roast of meat, in the oven and on the table.

[chemicalheart-deactivated202009]

i’m having a stroke

[mistomaxo]

is it taste good?

[37q-archive]

A whole roasted cauliflower behaves very much like a roast of meat, in the oven and on the table.

[eva-420]

A whole roasted cauliflower behaves very much like a roast of meat, in the oven and on the table.

[porkchopextreme]

A whole roasted cauliflower behaves very much like a roast of meat, in the oven and on the table.

[ghc-deactivated20190415]

is it taste good?

[plaggnoir]

A whole roasted cauliflower behaves very much like a roast of meat, in the oven and on the table.

[surprisebitch]

i’m having a stroke

[oldslskenandore-deactivated2018]

Is it taste good?

[appalachianbravura]

A whole roasted cauliflower behaves very much like a roast of meat, in the oven and on the table.

[zimowaryba]

I’m having a stroke

[gaytransgirl]

Is it taste good?

[innovativesunflower]

A whole roasted cauliflower behaves very much like a roast of meat, in the oven and on the table.

[demegoddess]

smh follow me on twitter for more of my foolishness

[plhants]

@latina girls yall are amazing and ethereal

[just-shower-thoughts]

Turning up the volume is like zooming in for your ears

[innovativesunflower]

what the fuck is in your showers?? 

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

rick and morty fans wasting full tanks of gas going on these epic pilgrimages to McDonalds so that they can get specially branded promotional packets of sauce and then rioting when they couldn’t get it is just overwhelming to think about. 

if they wanted to try szechuan sauce they could have just bought it at like, walmart. or made it themselves. but no. they drove miles upon miles to special mcdonalds to get a taste of this meme condiment, because justin roiland made a joke about it in his cartoon show about a man farting in space.

for some reason, this makes me feel sorry for my mom. she raised me as best she could, but there’s no way she could have prepared me to live in a world where shit like this is a regular occurrence. nazis are running around. grown men who think they’re smart for liking a cartoon are knocking over mcdonalds because they dont have meme sauces. a cartoon supervillain is the president. she couldn’t have known. nobody could have known it would be like this. every day is a trial. 

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

discovering you’re in a mutual following with a Cool Person

[silk101]

ur purpose on this earth isn’t to be liked by everyone why would waste ur time trying to live such a restrictive existence trying to impress everyone like who really gives a fuck

[pondwitch]

cool new tumblr trend : “goodposting”

its when you share fun interesting things in a calm and friendly way

[powerburial]

goodposting example: hey guys, just fucked a bug

[pondwitch]

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[innovativesunflower]

Hey guys, just ate a tree

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

WATCH THIS: MAN SHUTS DOWN ANTISEMITIC WHITE POWER PREACHER

One of my friends in the Boston area took this video and gave me permission to post it. She writes: “ I stood there for twenty minutes, easily. Hitler Youth kept trying to preach about “the evils of the Jews” and the big guy barely let him get a word in edgewise. At one point, the big guy yelled, “I will be here ALL DAY” and the crowd cheered.”

I promise this will be the best thing you see today.

[be-blackstar]

Where’s a goddamn bullhorn when you need it?

[xekstrin]

Caption for those who need it– the guy in the suit is saying shit like “all races must serve us as put here by God” and a lot of racist/anti Semitic drivel.

Every time he opens his mouth to speak though, the biker yells “AHHHHHHH!!!” Until the man in the suit shuts up again. When the man in the suit takes a breath and opens his mouth, the biker doesn’t even let him get started and just screams “AHHHHH”…. This happens a few times.

The guy in the suit plows ahead but the biker screams and says “No no no no!!!”

I love biker dude

[saintvitus]

I think we should all utilize the Stone Cold Steve Austin technique and just scream WHAT in the faces of fucking scumbags like this whenever we get the chance

[flowerxxviolence-deactivated202]

This is amazing

[almondmilk-abuelo-deactivated20]

@toxic-piss I second your notion.

[cloama]

when we say that it’s up to majority groups to shut down bigots, this is what I mean. My black ass would have been escorted off the premises but y'all can stand in a proselytizer’s face and wag your finger “no”. That’s privilege. Use it.

[innovativesunflower]

Yandere Yoosung 

I actually kinda like this concept c:

[innovativesunflower]

homestuck is d e a d

DAMON FUCK OFF HIVESWAP IS LITERALLY COMING OUT THIS JANUARY FUCKING