Evan

screaming into the void about spn, bloodymary, and other stuff mostly about writing with occasional shitposts about my life He/him

[kiodja]

zooted up on taumoeba soup

[snifsnoof]

this in: middle-aged mans first known encounter with flirtatious remark (confused)

[wraithillustrates]

idk if i know too much ball for your masterpiece of a mind but im yearning for the day i see bloodymary as the demolition lovers

I know ball

[lux-ofbones]

Simon figuring out how to shut Grace up and just does the first thing that comes to mind

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapter 16 of I’m in fire is out!!! This one’s pretty loaded, ngl

This is a Sabriel coffee shop au mashed with a destiel radio show au full of angst and fluff and good times (for us, mostly, not them) and I’d really appreciate it if you checked it out!

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Ok I may or may not have forgotten to name a place in my fic 😭

Luckily I have some amazing commenters who pointed it out and gave suggestions

Comments on ao3 make the world spin

Seriously I wouldn’t have noticed

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/88206741/chapters/235173256#workskin

Chapter 2 of From Eden is out!!!!!! It’s a bloodymary fic where Simon wakes up on the Hail Mary before Grace and also has all kinds of eldritch blood magic stuff!!!!

[raspberrypeekaboo]

Further Ryland Grace for Tumblr Sexyman 2026 propaganda, allegedly Ryan Gosling has turned down People’s Sexiest Man of the Year spread multiple times because he thinks it’s cringe, so I think it would be really funny if we, the people, democratically elected him the People’s Sexyman

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Ryland Grace propaganda time!!!!

Sure the others are good, but who wouldn’t vote for the man who was chosen as humanity’s last hope? The man sent to die and against all odds survived through the power of mother fucking friendship. With a rock. The man who was half the inspiration of a massive crossover that has taken fandom my storm! That has brought joy and creativity to thousands! Who, outside of fanon crossovers, is extremely aroace coded!

Vote for Ryland Grace in the 2026 tumblr Sexyman contest

[twiggy-boy]

You know, every time I draw something stupid, I think to myself "surely I can't top this!" And then somehow I draw something even dumber

Edit: NOOO NOO WHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES??? STOP IT!! ONLY LIKE 10 PEOPLE WERE SUPPOSED TO SEE THIS AND THEN ID BURY IT UNDER MY REPOSTS NOOO

[hotvampireadjacent]

[rachyyyyxxx]

Me, writing Sam & Gabriel getting together every couple of chapters but then not using it because it's Too Soon™

Me FINALLY working out how to get them together (evil)

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapter 15 of I’m on fire is out!!!!!

In which the musician Dean Winchester tag gets put to use

It’s a destiel radio show au mashed with a Sabriel coffee shop au full of fluff and a little angst and good times all around

Well.

Mostly.

[inafieldofstarflowers]

incredibly important to me how quickly neil—who has spent years on the run learning to be suspicious of everyone who isn’t himself or his mom—decides that matt is someone he can trust. they have NOT known each other long by the time the first columbia trip rolls around, but neil still decides to call him and ask for his help keeping andrew out of his stuff. and sure, that’s a heat-of-the-moment decision: neil has limited options as to who could do this for him, and it makes sense to ask his roommate. but it’s not only that neil calls matt, it’s that he “dial[s] Matt’s number from memory.” at some point before this, neil “allergic to using phones” josten received matt’s phone number and decided to memorize it in case he needed to call matt in an emergency.

[idgabuck]

You literally just answered a vampire Simon ask, and now I'm thinking about how Grace is the guy whose blood tastes like shit.

No sleep schedule.

Balanced diet? He built a ramen tower once.

Dehydrated because he always forgets to drink water.

Grace: "You could drink my blood" Simon: *makes 'ew' face*

Lmfao IMAGINE! 😭

Grace pouting as to why he won’t drink his blood:

Simon: fine. If you do what I say for a month and look after yourself, I’ll consider it.

[idgabuck]

British insults I think Grace and Simon would use:

Simon: “Somewhere out there is a tree providing you oxygen find it and apologise”

Grace: “Intelligence is chasing you, but you are faster”

Simon: “that one couldn’t walk and chew gum at the same time.”

Grace: “I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.” (We love bitchy Grace)

Simon: “when the wind blows, does your head whistle?”

Grace: “Go and give your head a wobble.”

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Is there anything better than the smell of tomato plants during a rainstorm?????????