command.

[ciqq]

hey

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revcille:

   “very effective, isn’t it?”

“ and now not. good luck with your photo of my dick. “

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revcille:

   “you have better shit to do. which is why you are speaking to me right now instead of doing what you must do. while i am waiting on my analysis to be finished and applied, you are here speaking to me. right now. that is what you are too busy to do. right now. mon dieu.”

“ talking to you is a blip in my day. so i guess we’re both multitasking. “

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revcille:

   “i sort of want to see you try out of pure boredom and self hatred. if you want to look for dirt on me, then the world will be your oyster in that respect. good luck.”

“ i’m saving it for another time. and i have more   shit to do than i can count, and listening to your   diabolical scheme on how you’re gonna leak    your theoretical nudes of mine isn’t on it. “

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revcille:

   “tabloids would love to see the head of blackwatch with his dick out, you know. i may die in the process but it will have been worth it.”

“ really ?    ... just to be clear -- you want blackmail me ?   because we can play that game. but i bet that   i could come up with something ten times worse   than that picture. assuming you still have it, of course. “

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snsdva replied to your post: that picture persuaded me. accent

My k i n k

stop.

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accent and give me a shirtless gabe :3

[x] // count: idk like 5 or something. fuck. im supposed to be counting

couldn’t find one i was sold on enough. have this picture of gabe pouting like a model instead.

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revcille:

   “it is not gay if it is unsolicited. now, how much are you willing to pay me to burn this photo?”

" whatever helps you sleep at night.   hm. ...i’m willing to pay you exactly   nothing. sorry to ruin your plan, amigo.”

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that picture persuaded me. accent

[x] // count: fuuuuuuuuuccc--i mean four

im sorry i have no more. instead, have this picture i found while trying to google “shirtless hot torbjorn”. i don’t know why it was there.

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accent 2x, give more shirtless hanzo

[x] // count: 3 :///

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a c c e n t

[x] // count: dos

hey so i dont remember where this came from but im hoping it’ll dissuade more so here you go buddy you did this

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accent u fucking cuck

[x] // count: 1

please remove this from my good pure blog.

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If I get ten “accents” I’ll record myself saying all this!

Tumblr Accent Challenge!

So I did the accent challenge last night, and decided I was going to make a new one, since the challenge I did (which you can find here,) is five years old. So here’s the one I made, have fun! 

Bonus: If you’re comfortable with it, do it as a video! 

What’s your name & username?

Where are you from?

What’s the time where you are?

Pronounce the following words: Meme, Pepe, Doge, Sudoku, Espresso, Celtic, Açaí, Dr. Seuss.

What’s your favourite pizza place? Favourite pizza topping?

What’s your favourite dessert?

What’s your favourite food? What food do you hate?

What’s your favourite TV show? Which show were you into, but then got out of?

What brand is your phone?

Do you speak a second language?

How do you define a group of people when you’re talking to them? Do you say ‘guys,’ or ‘dudes’ or?

What Harry Potter house do you most identify with? If sorted by Pottermore, did you agree with the one you got?

Is there something you should be doing right now but are procrastinating?

Now that you’ve talked about what you need to be doing, go do it! 

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revcille:

“no.” “ew.”

“ s’fine. always figured it’d take you a   while to grow up. i’ll just keep waiting. “

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revcille:

   “ew.”

“ ... you done ? “

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“ ... “

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martyriuum:

   …amazing. simply incredible.    i’ll get to it eventually– i just need to convince myself to take food from you that is somehow not a million on the scoville scale.

it’s seasoning. ...seasoning. also, it’s seriously getting cold and you know reheated queso tastes like shit.