keep moving forward

i'm annelise and i love dorian pavus. rip monty oum

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[thebelfry]

this encounter seems very intimate and magical, like a moment in a dream

[waiting-for-us]

SPOOKY

[fakehause]

things u may be missing right now on the 2SPOOKY segment of extra life

kerry: you know, it’s really sinking in that I just ate hair

kerry: what is this 420?!?

[quiet chanting of “murder! murder! murder!” in the background]

“SANTA DOESNT EXIST ITS YOUR FUCKING PARENTS" “YOU JUST DESTROYED INNOCENCE”

“my liver was beautiful 30 years ago” -gus, right before chugging alcohol straight out of the bottle

kerry: look, its 2spooky, 3spoopy, 4…. spocky, ..5….. for the kids…

miles: what are they doing? what are they doing?!? what the fuck are they doing? oh, they’re moving a couch

miles: I hope you fucking die   kerry: i probably will

kerry: hey guys? I’m fucking miles.

“this is boring”   “OOOH GET FUCKIN WREK’D!!!”

gus: I wrote… some terrible things….. awful, awful things… for everybody here to do.. nobody knows

barbara: hey guys, seriously, maybe no more shots?   gus: THREE MORE SHOTS

WHAT IS HOMEMADE CHEESE

*wheel alarm goes off* everyone: *cries of horror*

gus: you know what? I’ve drank more than them. and /fuck/ them

WE CAN’T SAY NO HE’S OUR BOSS

miles: what we’re trying to do is raise money for kids, that’s what we’re trying to do here today- but fuck gus, seriously, FUCK gus

gus: someone threw it away :(

gus: I want to say something. I started this company. YOU ALL HAVE JOBS BECAUSE OF ME. *high-fives Miles*

miles: I LOVE THIS FUCKING WHEEL *five minutes later* miles: I’m legitimately sorry

“STOP SPINNING THE FUCKING WHEEL” “I’VE DONE SIX SHOTS”

“Recap: Gus wrote ‘fight dracula’. Gus doesn’t know what it means anymore”

[fakehause]

miles: just fucking give us money for the kids, please, PLEASE,

“SOMEBODY GRAB GUS- JUST TAKE HIM AWAY”

everyone: NO- NO- NO-   blaine: GUS SAID SO

*gus eats the jack sandwich* WITNESS ME

JACK- THAT’S YOU!

jack: the internet is saying no! The internet never says no

miles: remember earlier, when I was talking about that line that I thought I would never cross?   kerry: remember that hair you ate? miles, broken: yeah

miles: remember when I ate that hair sandwich? It wasn’t just because I have low standards. It was for the kids.

[alifespentchasingghosts]

Does anyone have eyes on Gus?

Barbara Dunkelman, saying the words that will start the horror movie. (via alifespentchasingghosts)

[crystalvfae]

Happy N7 Day!  I miss the team ;w;

[cheovka]

Is he gone? Are we safe now?

Miles Luna, torture survivor (via thebowdries)

[sonntagyoureit]

Someone stop him

[barbdunkelman]

Hey, shout out to Barbara

For literally being the mom on the stream, making sure that everyone didn’t have too many drinks in fear of alcohol poisoning, and being worried for her friends, and calling an Uber for Gus and making sure he gets home safe. Seriously, Actual Angel and secret mom, Barbara. <333

[daftprodigy]

FUSION IS JUST A CHEAP TACTIC TO MAKE WEAK STAFFERS STRONGER

[inquisitorsera-blog]

Blaine: What do you need Gus?

Gus: [incredibly slurred] uber

[barbdunkelman]

*slurs* “I need an uber”

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[fuckyouroosterteethproductions]

#RTExtraLife 2015

In which a very Drunk Gus just terrorizes Miles Luna.

[daftprodigy]

Visit Original Link

pretty soon I’m going to have an audiobook of this that is nothing but various RT people reading it in different voices, and it will be amazing

(check out the stream and consider donating for the kids!)

[inquisitorsera-blog]

Early Stream: Oh goodness! The 1337 Alarm! Time for some silly antics!

Stream Now: *1337 Alarm goes off* *Looks of pure terror* *Drunk Gus screams with glee*

[duoachievement-deactivated20220]

When you find out you’re getting tazed twice

[pufferfishkissravi-blog1]

GUs SOROLA I WILL NEVER LOOK AT YOU THE SAME