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[thickness-protection-program]

We can't ibuprofen our way outta this one boys

[thickness-protection-program]

This post was meant as a joke but it has come to my attention that literally none of us are ok

[thickness-protection-program]

This is the energy y'all are giving off in the notes

[bahrains]

it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

i taught my boss the meaning and usage of “yeet” after i accidentally let it slip in the office and a day later he walks up to my desk and says “i just yeeted you an email” with a completely straight face and i nearly bowled over

[anxietyproblem]

[ughgeoff]

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[markiplier-reaction-posts]

NYOOM

[ughgeoff]

No. You're a dragon. Be a dragon. -Olenna Tyrell

[i-am-a-fish]

comfy

[tonakings]

FISH NO

[i-am-a-fish]

..but comfy

[tonakings]

FISH PLEASE YOU COULD GET HURT

[i-am-a-fish]

s

sleeby….

[the-top-hat-anon-deactivated201]

[succubus-saliva]

Put those fucking sticks down

[doujinshi]

if naruto was here none of this would have happened

[salty-red-mage]

Everyone on Tumblr rn

[oberynmartell]

tumblr staff has small [CENSORED] energy

[c3po]

*stuffs my pussy with oatmeal* breakfast is ready

[rcktpwr]

*hogs squealing*

[c3po]

maybe this is why they’re deleting tumblr

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

[pietriarchy]

from now on the system is gonna skip from 68 notes straight to 70 just to be safe

[westerosiladies]

Women who have had enough of men’s bullshit

[pyomorphic]

can’t believe language was invented. like everyone was chill and quiet and then one day someone just started saying some shit

[raejin99]

A bunch of cavemen: *just sitting around, chewing on sticks or something*

One caveman: *stubs his toe on a rock* AW FUCK

The other cavemen:

[pururin]

[acicueta]

The Night King - Game of Thrones by Daniel Jimenez Villalba