I Guess Being Clever’s Just My Safety Net

"I feel like I'm part of a cosmic joke, and I don't get the punchline." I'm just a random girl looking for a place not to fit in. My name is Chayne (pronounced like Shane). However, please feel free to use my nickname, Chay (like Shay) 31 Trying to be positive through the bad days, and see the sunshine through the rain. Starting to feel like life is actually worth living, and finally waking up happy to be alive. Let’s keep that positivity going. I will no longer be responding to any personal messages/DMs. If you wanna say something you can send an ask, which will be answered publicly. Anon is always on. Life's a bitch and then you die, so let's party while we're here. *Sexy sideblog is finelyfatty*

[animentality]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway]

"Just because I'm right, doesn't mean I'm being helpful" is a vastly underrated thought process that I strongly encourage others to get comfortable with

[excitementshewrote]

[your-internet-bf]

[forgetting I am mentally ill] why do I feel so Bad

[starlit-meadow]

unfortunately, i want to be adored.

[c-ptsdofficial]

sure i exist but at what cost

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

training your dog is not optional or a bonus. training your dog is an absolute necessity. training your dog is the rock bottom floor of responsible dog ownership just as much as feeding it is. if your dog is untrained it is unhappy, neglected, and a danger to you, itself, and everyone else. wake the fuck up. and i don’t mean teaching it a couple tricks and calling it a day, it’s the entire structure and nature of your relationship with the animal. it MUST do what you tell it to do, when you tell it to. its not a toy, it’s an animal with jaws that can crush bone.

[life-on-our-planet]

eepy mourning dove cupping its wings under its belly for cushion ©Ella

[parakeet]

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

[20thcenturywomen2016]

I’m a lover by nature except for when I’m a wretched hater cunt bitch which I also am by nature

[64mpg]

i can’t wait to be saved miraculously and get out of all of my predicaments

[belmasworld]

[fudamnshi]

”time heals all wounds” WRONG. it merely allows for infection.. it is Too late for me

[jesusfaker-moved]

It's not corn, it's porn.

It's not grape, it's rape.

It's not pew pew, it's gun.

It's not unalive and unalived, it's murder and murdered.

It's not CP, it's CSAM.

[mossadspydolphin]

If you are not on TikTok and I see you calling someone a PDF file, I cannot take you seriously

[notaplaceofhonour]

honestly if you are on TikTok, I can’t take you seriously. it’s condescending.

people have been developing ways of talking around sex and violence in “polite” and “acceptable” ways for forever; there is a near endless well of euphemisms you could use that don’t treat your audience like kindergartners. respect them enough to use them.

and especially with things like rape or genocide, respect the survivors enough to not make what they went through sound goofy and childish.

[redstonedust]

problem with tv shows today is i think a lot of them want to be movies. 90 minute episodes with full cgi and a plot so streamlined theres no time for filler is not a tv show to me. tv shows need a low budget so they can afford to send the characters on weird detours to flesh out the universe. its healthy. its good for the ecosystem. you need a show wiki writers and tv tropes cataloguers can sink their teeth into.

[tswift]

request for you to not be a bitch

request denied