My mind is the scene of the crime

Welcome to the diary of a man that lost his mind so long ago. Welcome to the shell of a man with a heart so black and cold.

[kalperun]

For all you anime lovers out there.

[lyrics-and-music]

Drown // Bring Me The Horizon

[childhoodruiner]

[best-of-turnblr]

i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

just discovered a neat trick. if you make brownies but dont cut them, you can eat the whole slab and say you only ate 1 brownie

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

do not do this

[the-old-homosexual-deactivated2]

Can we talk about how in zombie shows/movies/books they always find a veterinarian and not a surgeon? Are veterinarians deemed more likely to survive the apocalypse?

[drferox]

Yup.

One of our professional skills is ‘not being bitten by patients’

We actually have a good broad knowledge base for both surgical, medical, and GP things

We’re used to improvising equipment because a lot of stuff is just not made for animals

Meat safety is part of our training

Our cars are often full of equipment, especially in mixed practice

We probably weren’t in the human hospital at the initial outbreak

[prasejeebus]

Me: Drama….? I don’t know her. I stay away from unnecessary problems. 

Me: sees an opportunity to be petty

Me: 

[paper-mario-wiki]

a gallon of milk but with this kind of cap:

[iguanamouth]

quick suggestion

[lizzienoodles]

let me raise you an idea ive been keeping for years, just for this moment

[heatandapathy]

The unholy trinity.

[transmortifried]

[cindernet-explorer]

[crazy-go-lucky-deactivated20181]

only the finest culinary experiences for my followers

[weloveshortvideos]

[goodd6969]

Lol wow black ppl

[luckicharmzzz]

[thejayrock1]

Brave for real

[nnfirnid]

The black excellence that would shake the whole olympics up

[blvckhermione]

^^^^^^^^

[candiikismet]

I just screamed GOD DAMN! Every time I see this I’m shook!!

[sandandglass]

[lenaoxton]

it’s 1 am and no one would believe me if i didn’t record it

[tlematimun]

we really are living in the darkest timeline

[salty-red-mage]

[ororium-z]

Let’s play a guessing game. Picture a woman in pop culture. - Largely well known and respected in her field of work by professionals and fans alike. - Has a very recognizable voice. - Married. He also works in the same field. His reputation is enough to rival her own, maybe even more successful than she is. - Once suspected her husband of committing adultery. Sometimes seen as unsupportive, even by fans. His bum ass definitely doesn’t deserve her. - Three children. The oldest is a daughter named after a color (protect her). - T H I C C

Who am I talking about?

[ororium-z]

[africanaquarian]

oh my god

[un-defined-chaos]

I thought of the incredibles lol

[queenstravelingdarling]

BOB DID NOT CHEAT

[chicks1023]

[grittykitty23-deactivated201901]

Is this post seriously saying that hugging someone of the opposite sex out of gratitude is cheating?? He was SO HAPPY to see his wife and that she was alive.

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

He was suspected of cheating which is what the OP says.

[sungawddess-deactivated20180923]

Y’all know people don’t read on this site

[novadragon]

Y’all know people don’t read on this site

[alexander]

DID YOU GUYS EVEN WATCH THE MOVIE

[emotionalempowerer-blog]

Seriously. What on earth could a 3 yr old do to “warrant” a gun to the chest???

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

Apparently they were in the process of arresting her mother (whom they beat while handcuffed, naturally), also pointed the gun at the head of the child’s grandmother, and pointed the gun at her when she did what any toddler would do and started wailing. The incident gave her one of the worst cases of child PTSD the expert they assigned has ever seen and she’ll need therapy well into her adult years. 

Anyone with even a passing knowledge of gun safety knows that you do not point a gun at anyone you are not willing to kill. So best case scenario these officers were grossly incompetent and worst case they were willing to kill a child for crying. This settlement is the least they deserve.

[kg3]

Can this get more notes though?

[snyggvur]

[rapidhearts-deactivated20180815]

[milkshake-fairy]

evolution of the angsty teen 

[rebecaandrade]