Crustaceous Curmudgeon @insecurelobster - Tumblr Blog

i was talking with my brothers yesterday and we decided the best way to own a guy who takes off his shirt to fight you is to pick his shirt up and put it on

cutekittensarefun

Yawns are contagious

tokyo-fashion

Harajuku monster girl Asachill on the street wearing a sheer dress from Glad News with a UNIF flames backpack and roller skate platform heels by Sretsis. Full Look

insecurelobster

Roller skate platform heels omg

jokebone

This is so pleasant

jeanniephan

Do you feel the sun beaming? ☀ by Jeannie Phan

mostlycatsmostly

(via Thurston Cat)

my horrible brain: eventually someone is gonna draw those senior dogs from the Facebook sanctuary as anime men

me: let me live a single moment of my wretched life in peace you absolute gremlin

cheese24k

flacomexicano-deactivated201806

the ice cream

75orchids

The weirdest thing about the UK is that they don’t clap at the end of movie trailers. What the fuck.

mycoins

not to mention the fact that they don’t pour their pepsis into their buckets of popcorn and eat the resulting mush, known as “pissy shitties” here in the good ol US of A

okay-chr1s

What the fuck is “pissy shitties”?

mycoins

pissy shitties is when you mix pepsi and popcorn to create a rich and smooth treat, excellent for enjoying a movie with friends

chaos-has-arrived-deactivated20

Woah woah woah… slow down there. Canadian joining the party. American’s clap at the end of movie trailers? Like every trailer? Or do you mean just the movie? And is “pissy shitties” an actual thing? How does it not leak onto your pants? Oh and sorr-eh for interrupting!

75orchids

Here in the USA, most theaters sell buckets meant specifically for pissy shitties, called piss buckets, which are usually around like $30 - $40. Some Americans like the feeling of leaky buckets on their jeans and consider it a part of the theater experience like post-credit brawls and sticky floors. I agree with the latter tbh.

furrybubble

The clapping is a normal show of respect and it occupies our hands so we don’t eat all our pissy shitties before the movie starts

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andromeda40002019

who did this just wondering i love the use of ellipses

doppelgender

the clunk wrote this

Hi all, I know it's been a while since I've been on here but the saddest fucking thing happened and I would love distraction. Send me the dumbest tumblrs that make you laugh. Recommend the most brainless movies. I need to keep my mind off of the insurmountable sadness. (My cat Mindy escaped and ran outside and we saw her get hit by a car and we had to put her to sleep and it's just awful awful awful.)