[fiollaigean]

how to cover letter:

polite greeting (it's me, boy)

introduction (i'm the ps5)

establish credentials (speaking to you inside your brain)

establish purpose (leave the girl, we don't need her)

describe what you can bring to the organization (cowboy times in space)

[derovalfnolem]

[rocatex-deactivated20260317]

this feels like dragging around a mummified corpse thats dressed as a clown

[enchantedbook]

Illustration by Umberto Brunelleschi From Contes du Temps Jadis (1912)

[daughter-of-sapph0]

[sushi-stims]

source

please credit me if you repost !

[abalidoth]

[brainscrems]

[0ddoblivion]

The mii of myself fell in love with Peter griffin

[pangur-and-grim]

the licking power is transmitted down the line

[pangur-and-grim]

[0ddoblivion]

[thecrueltyofbeing]

So much suffering from false mantras that keep us enslaved to unworthy systems and unworthy masters

[0ddoblivion]

This is about my cancer, nerd.

[sygol]

i love how you used to be able to just say whatever you wanted

[pukicho]

My retirement plan is to be dead in a pit

[riogrrl]

is there any extra room in the pit? i am interested in joining u in this plan

[pukicho]

I can't even get my own pit

[nnjthndr]

After 6 years, a new Hbomberguy movie review has hit letterboxd

[epilepticsaints]

[spitblossoms]

[peach-pot]

Your 2025 Wrapped!

You spent 25,711 minutes approaching total despair

The ever-present ache grew 43%

Your top moods were “melancholy” and “unease”

You are less savable than 96% of users

[dykegoro]

Working w my jiujitsu instructor tonight and he's like "An important concept when practicing jiujitsu is tori-uke. The uke is the person on the receiving end of the technique" and I had to clamp my mouth shut so hard

[dykegoro]

Normal person: (uses standard Japanese athletic term)

Me (graduated summa cum laude from Yaoi University class of 2011):

[starvulture]

Collecting these rn

[honeymuse2002]

Baby bear stickers ❤️