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Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?

doppelbangin

Run into a cave and break your ankle so that people have to come find you and they see you lying at the bottom of this beautiful cave and maybe there’s a waterfall and the light from the crystals makes you look really beautiful and they say “Are you okay?” and you say “I think so” and they say “oh my God have you been here alone this whole time with a broken ankle” and you say “it’s okay” and they say “you’re so brave” and you are brave and you look so beautiful surrounded by cave crystals and everyone stands over you and says “oh wow” and “you poor beautiful thing” and “I’m so sorry we let you run into the cave but I’m so glad we found you” and let them carry you home and promise to be your best friends forever and that everything’s their fault and also they named the cave after you and you’re prettier than all of your enemies and your enemies all died of jealousy while you were in the cave.

“How to Respond to Criticism” by Danny M. Lavery for The Toast

gamemakerm

seems like plenty of people are lacking the Vitamin

weltenwellen

Sandra Cisneros, from "Tea Dance, Provincetown, 1982", Woman Without Shame

weltenwellen

Sandra Cisneros, from "Tea Dance, Provincetown, 1982", Woman Without Shame

luntfontanne

Posters for National Theater of Korea's production of Macbeth, designed by Yuni Yoshida and photographed by Noh Juhan. [1][2]

ospreyonthemoon

I can't believe people have been performing macbeth for 401 years and we still haven't run out of sick poster ideas

weltenwellen

Leila Chatti, from “Tea”

weltenwellen

Czeslaw Milosz, New and Collected Poems: 1931-2001

anxietyproblem

Every time.

liongrl321

why am i like this

me to everyone: im so tired, all i want to do is sleep, i love sleep, i crave it soooo muchh.

also me when i actually get the chance to sleep:

sharpnelshell-deactivated201905

Small town culture is knowing that there are Old Folks with strange nicknames but never knowing the stories behind them.

Of course, I made the mistake of asking why everyone calls this one guy Brickaday and it turns out that he worked at a brickyard for 40 years, stealing exactly one brick every day and making no particular efforts to conceal the theft. Nobody thought anything of it until years later he was discovered to have built three houses.

His boss is said to have shrugged and made some remarks about the importance of coming up with a plan and sticking to it.

I‘m trying to arrange my face into an appropriate approximation of silent bafflement and failing miserably.

boy-and-girl-crazy123456

i appreciate brickaday

captainlordauditor

chaotic good

kaijuno

My grandpa once told me he worked with a guy called Scrappy at General Motors back in the 50s. Every few days he would wheelbarrow out metal shavings and the foreman was convinced he was stealing things and hiding them in the scrap metal to get it out of the factory. But every time they’d go through the scrap they’d find nothing. He was stealing the wheelbarrows.