"Nature held me close and seemed to find no fault with me"

Happy Pride yall <3 Pronouns: she/they/any/idgaf | Butch Lesbian | Currently hyperfixating on Heathers again | will post my art at some point lmao also find me on - https://bsky.app/profile/liongrl321.bsky.social

[only-cat-memes]

[liongrl321]

yez

all hail the doomscroll-checkpoint-cat :3

[liongrl321]

I HAVE AQUIRED THE JUMBO CARABINER

MY POWER IS UNMATCHED 🔥🔥

[omtai]

She literally does not give a damn what that old fool is yelling about

[unaloid]

the lion does not concern herself with papa

[liongrl321]

i love lions sm

[cryptic-underground]

🎀🏳️‍⚧️💖

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Human Jax/Lily for some last minute pride month stuff, hehe. Had a lot of fun drawing this one.

Alt vers. & pose ref:

Extra doodle:

[liongrl321]

shes adorableeee

[mogegee]

"Jax, look, I know we don't get along, but I think you need to transition so we can start yuri maxxing the circus"

[liongrl321]

hes got a point

[gooseworx]

why did jax abstract off screen??????

Because I wanted it to feel as abrupt and upsetting as it feels in real life.

[liongrl321]

that actually makes so much sense omg

[meantfortheshore]

[moremetalthanyourmom]

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

[youcangofindatree-deactivated20]

Gotta try it

[clevermanka]

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

[emmagrant01]

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

[mercurialkitty]

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

[songbirde108]

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

[onethingconstant]

Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.

I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.

I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.

Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

[naeonnoir]

WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA

[retroasgardian-deactivated20180]

[spiduhgirl]

It’s called the Murder Strut.

[elegantmess100]

IT’S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldn’t find it. I’m so glad IT’S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!

[b3gayd0crim3]

A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.

[linkedsoul]

One day and I bumped into a guy while doing the Murder Strut and he apologized to me even though I was the one who had bumped into him.

It works wonders.

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

In case you were wondering, yes you can do this in a wheelchair. Same look in your eyes and let ‘em know you will run them down. Just picture yourself in a sports car accelerating towards someone with the intention of flattening them.

If there’s anything more satisfying than watching Abled men leap out of my way when they realize I’m not moving for them, I can’t think of it atm.

[chasing-asterion]

[seperis]

Walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

Wheel like you’re gonna win the Indy 500 and don’t care how.

Your crutches are short swords; walk like you can see them buried in the bodies of anyone who crosses (in front of) you.

Tumblr: teaching women how to be Moses and part the fucking Red Sea with the power of their minds.

[taraljc]

I had never seen these updates to the Patriarchy Chicken Game before and they are all a goddam DELIGHT

[marithlizard]

Patriarchy Chicken and The Murder Strut, dance names for the new millenium. 

[liongrl321]

im definitely gonna try this

[gooseworx]

can we have a ragatha fact I love her so sosoosososmucchururrrggghbbbeswoawaabble

I wrote her to have repressed lesbian aura

[liongrl321]

lmao hell yesssss

(also i hope goose is living a better life away from the fandom)

[jaydendr4ws]

In another life where she didnt fumble 🥹❤️‍🩹

[liongrl321]

THEYRE SO CUTE OMG

[abbiistabbii]

Babe wake up new use for carabiners just dropped

[liongrl321]

holy shit i wish i had a sword

I NEED A SWORD

[8rgan]

🐇

[liongrl321]

we know what you are

ALSO I LOVE THIS ARTSTYLE

[yesiscandyskiller]

Can't stop thinking that if Jax transitioned inside the circus, she'd be Regina George 2.0 🩵🤍🩷

🟢 Commissions Open!!

[liongrl321]

OMG JAX AS REGINA YESSS

ICONIC

I LOVE HER

[yinza]

It occurred to me that I'd never actually drawn these two together, so I decided fixing that would be a good way to end Pride Month.

[Image Description: Digital artwork of Xena and Gabrielle, shown from the waist up. Xena wears her standard armor, while Gabrielle has her short hair and red-and-brown outfit from Season 5. Xena is dipping Gabrielle in a kiss, and Gabrielle has one hand cupping the back of Xena's head while the other is flung across her shoulders. /end ID]

[liongrl321]

I LOVE THEM OMG

[forfawkssake]

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

[jonmoxleys]

sometimes it just ends up being something like

[onlyhereforthedrama]

ITS BACK

[dontleavemydreams-deactivated20]

lord 

[uhmgilinsky]

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

[forfawkssake]

Please stop reblogging this post

[myterribletwenties]

This post made my water break

[myterribletwenties]

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

[forfawkssake]

WHAT

[hotchstuff]

God, I love this accursed website.

[myterribletwenties]

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!

[myterriblethirties]

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 7 years old today (July 2, 2024) and the gif is still funny af to me. Happy birthday to my beautiful and brilliant big girl, Marceline!!

[thatacefrog]

Happy birthday!!!

[smallerontheoutside]

happy birthday to her !!

[liongrl321]

what is this place lmfao

[3hkowalski]

And the universe said——

I love you

[liongrl321]

HAWT DAYUM

[scrapoddles]

New Griddlehark animatic! TLT fans let me know your thoughts!

[liongrl321]

this hits omg

my heart has been shattered </3

[scrapoddles]

Frames from my GRIDDLEHARK ANIMATIC... go watch :)

[liongrl321]

did you kiss the brick when you threw it