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lee: welcome back to potterwatch, your one-stop station for all things hp
lee: today's top story - harry james potter attempts to change his kid's nappy for the first time
lee: we go now to our correspondent in the field, ginny weasley
ginny: well lee, i can confirm that mr potter has no idea what he's doing, and it is hilarious
- Classwork. Her name is Doris.
When you learned of the god of war, you thought he’d be tall and muscular and angry. When you were about to meet him, you braced yourself for the worst.
You weren’t quite expecting the short, scrawny, shy kid you ended up getting instead.
Olive skin, black hair, skinny, dirty face with pale lines where tears had sliced through the ash and dust. A white chiton dress and a threadbare shawl draped over her shoulders.
A pair of wings - huge, black vulture wings, far too large on her tiny body - were the only things that suggested she was divine.
The general shifted his weight from foot to foot. Obviously respect had to be given to gods, but… “Er - I’m sorry, I was invoking Ares? The god of war?”
The child god shrunk in on herself, and pulled the shawl over her shoulders. She muttered something. “Sorry?” the general asked.
“Ares is the god of slaughter,” the child god said in a slightly louder voice. “Not war.”
The general looked at the priest. The priest shrugged, clearly lost at sea. “Well,” the general said, “then maybe Athena? Goddess of tactics in war?”
“Tactics,” the child god repeated. “Not war.”
There was a long, ugly silence, as the huge vulture wings shifted with the whisper of brushing feathers. “My name is - was - Iphigenia. Daughter of Agamemnon, king of Mycenae, commander of the Greeks who stormed the walls of Troy. When my father disgraced Artemis, and the winds of Greece would not blow her battleships to Troy, I was brought to Aulis. For my wedding, I was told. I was-”
She sobbed. Teardrops dribbled off her chin and fell to the temple floor. “I was fourteen. And then I was brought to the highest altar in Aulis, and - and then - and-”
Another sob. “I was fourteen,” she said.
The vulture wings draped over her, and she disappeared under the cloak of black feathers. When they parted, and when the child god looked up at the general, he fell backwards. Those eyes. Eyes he’d seen a thousand times in battle -
“I am the true spirit of war, general,” the child god said. “I am the goddess of bloodshed, of sacrifice, of the slaughter of innocents. I am invoked when men ravage, burn and pillage. I am invoked when mothers cry out, when sons die, when daughters are stolen. I hear it all, general. I have heard it all since the fall of Troy.”
The terrible wings opened up. The child god loomed over the fallen man, twenty, thirty feet tall. Somewhere, the priest was screaming. “How dare you call upon my name.”
Iphigenia
Mirajane: Everybody say sausage, keep it going!
Mirajane: Eggs, bacon, grits-
Everyone: -SAUSAGE!
Lisanna: Imma skinny bitch but I still take-
Everyone: -SAUSAGE!
Lucy: I got a fat ass but I still take-
Everyone: -SAUSAGE!
Freed: I got a flat ass but I still take-
Everyone: -SAUSAGE!
Bisca: Wake up in the morning gotta eat that-
Everyone: -SAUSAGE!
Erza: Imma redhead but I still take-
Everyone: -SAUSAGE!
Cana: Imma gay fucker but I still take-
Everyone: -SAUSAGE!
Evergreen: White girl, swag girl, take your man's-
Everyone: -SAUSAGE!
Laki: UH-HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH!
Everyone: -SAUSAGE!
Juvia: I'm white and I'm thick but you know I eat-
Everyone: SAUSAGE!
Levy: Yeah I read books but they all about-
Everyone: -SAUSAGE!
Everyone: SAUCE, SAUCE, SAUCE, SAUCE, SAUCE, SAUCE, SAUCE-
Everyone: -SAUSAGE!
Wendy: I like girls but can I still take sausage?
howdy everyone, because I get political on this account sometimes, a lot of people really don’t like me (I have upset trump groups, pedophiles, sexists, racists, anti-LGBT+ groups, etc), I just wanted to let yall know in advance that people are trying to spread random rumors about me to try and get me to shut down, and I wanted to make things clear about who I really am because I’ve never said it before:
I’m 19, I managed to get popular on tumblr entirely by luck and I’m extremely grateful for it every day
once I suddenly got all of these followers I wanted to use this blog to do everything I could to support LGBT+ groups, people of color, women, and just good people, I have nothing to gain really I just want to make people feel happy and cared about because that’s what makes me happy. I’m not an expert on all social issues but I try my best to make content using the privileges I have, and whenever I make a mistake I will always try to make things right
anyway, please if you can just ignore or report any “callout” posts and threats you see, it would help me out so, so much. Random internet people don’t really know me and I’m sorry I had to make this post
Why do some dog treat commercials say their dog treats are made with bacon but doggos can’t eat bacon?
EXPLAIN!!!!!
Fairy tail next generation headcanon #9
So I really enjoyed writing that last Bixanna one-shot so I’m going to do it again but with Gajevy! Even if I’m more comfortable with writing fluffy stuff I wanted to take a chance and write some angst regarding a past headcanon I wrote about Alexandria’s scars and the fact that she was kidnapped at 7 years old. I didn’t write this in the headcanon itself but she went into a coma from all the drug she was injected with so I’m going to write some sad shit today fellas.
ALSO BEFORE YOU START I THINK IT DOES HAVE A QUITE A LOT OF MENTIONING OF SOME HARM AND COMAS SO IF Y’ALL DON’T LIKE THAT THEN BE WARNED
ANYWAYS NO ONE CARES ABOUT THIS SO LETS GO
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The sky has just finished shifting from the colorful dance of oranges and yellows of the sunset to the black starry blanket that now covered Magnolia, only being lit from the stars,street lamps and the full moon looming over the people. Indeed it was a beautiful night but not inside the guild that watched the town. Fairy Tail was usually filled with laughter and joy of the wizards having fun, drinking,talking and choosing the next mission to go on but these last two weeks have been the polar opposite. The members were swallowed in fear and sadness as they all worry about Alexandria Redfox’s whereabouts,mostly her family of course.
Levy, Gajeel and Gale Redfox sat around the table, close by each other as they silently comforted one another to no success. Alexandria had vanished into thin air about two weeks ago, she just wasn’t there in her bed that morning, no open windows or unlocked doors. It had been two full weeks of the guild searching all over Fiore to no hope of a lead, Gajeel and Levy would sometimes leave for hours and hours just looking and looking for even the smallest lead to find their daughter. Gale would do his best to comfort his parents but he was suffering just as much, Alexandria is his best friend and even if he has his other guild mates and friends it was painfully lonely. Gajeel and Levy had cried almost every night just praying for some kind of lead or evidence of where their precious baby girl was.
It wasn’t until this very moonlit night that some hope had shined upon this family but defiantly not in the way they expected.
The guild doors busted open, commanding attention as a familiar wizard stood in between the frames. Natsu Dragneel ran in with what appeared to be a child being held close to his chest. Gajeel and Levy stood up instantly and rush over to the dragon slayer.
“I found her scent near Hakobe” Natsu explained as he handed an unconscious Alexandria to her father. “She was just chained up and abandoned”
Gajeel and Levy grew teary eyed as they looked at their precious little girl, full of scars and open wounds all over her body. Some still bleeding from fresh wounds that could have been inflected just hours ago.
“Is she breathing?” Gale who was right behind Levy, asked quietly as he looked over her shoulder to see his younger sister, mangled and unconscious.Levy grabbed her wrist and felt with her two shaking fingers, it was hard to focus when she was to overwhelmed with emotions. She was happy that her daughter was found and she was grateful to Natsu for the rest of eternity but she was terrified all at the same time. She was terrified for what would happen to Alexandria, she was missing for so long and Levy felt so empty but now the emotions just flooded her so much she couldn’t stay strong anymore. She tired her best to stay strong for Gale, she wanted him to know that they would fine her but now looking at her daughter Levy felt like she failed as a mother to both her children.
Her pulse was weak but it was there, Levy nodded her head frantically as she sobbed. Gajeel was the first to break the silence.
“We need to get her to the hospital now” Gajeel wasn’t one to show much emotion towards anyone but Levy, but she too was crying as much as his wife. Gajeel opened up his arms allowling Levy to gently pass over the limp body of their daughter, he stood up slowly being careful to not drop her.
“Do you want me to stay here or come with you?” Gale asked, he didn’t have much emotion in his voice, to him it all felt like some kind of dream that he would just wake up from. His sister would have been here the whole time and everything is okay, this was the exactly lie he told himself every second of every day for two whole weeks. Levy wiped away the fresh tears rolling down her face with her sleeve.
‘I’d rather you stay here” she pulled him into a tight embrace which he returned back to his mother. “Natsu, do you mind staying here with him?” “Of course Levy, if anyone comes back I’ll let them know that we found her” He said coldly, Natsu must have been very disturbed of how he found Alexandria, he didn’t have that usual passionate look in his eyes even when someone was in danger or he was helping someone but rather it looked like the reality of what happened to his goddaughter. Gale moved next to Natsu as his mother and father rushed out the guildhall doors and to the nearest hospital. Gale pinched himself on last time before Natsu wrapped his arm around Gale’s shoulder and slowly pulling him into an embrace.
Later that night….
Gajeel felt lightheaded, almost like he was going to faint not only from the exhaustion of searching and searching but rather more from what the doctor had said. It seemed so….unimaginable that anyone would want to do this to his or any child for that matter, at least now she was safe, but the real question was if she was going to last the night. The doctors said that she has been drugged so much that she has pretty much had overdosed which had sent her in a coma, they have her about three to four weeks to wake up, anything past a month and she probably won’t wake up again. All the scars and cuts on her body was probably from whoever drugged her, some has been slightly infected but nothing they couldn’t treat, she has so many tubes in her and straps on her body it was almost sickly.
Almost like she was already dead.
After the doctor left Gajeel and Levy were left alone with their daughter, they were sitting down on the chairs provided held each others hands tightly in silence. All they wanted to do was hug her, kiss her and tell her its going to be alright. They had missed telling stories to her and Gale every night, they missed hearing her laughter, they missed seeing her healthy and happy but all they saw was their little girl, drugged, beaten, abused and hooked up to one to way machines and struggling to breath. For all they could know they were watching her die right before their eyes. Levy suddenly broke the solemn silence.
“I swear to whatever god exists if I find the people who did this to her I’ll fucking kill them” Gajeel quickly looked over at his wife a little shocked at the comment, her faced was still red from crying and her eyes were still a bit puffy. But her faced was stone cold, he knew that she meant every word.
“I know you would, and so would I” Gajeel squeezed Levy’s hand tighter as he leaned his head on top of hers, still looking at Alexandria. “But for now lets remember that she is a fighter and I have no doubt that she will wake up”
That wasn’t completely true. Sure she truly was a fighter but the little voice in the back of his mind was saying what if? What if she didn’t wake up? Would they just leave her or pull the plug? What would he do knowing that he could never say goodbye? What would Gale or even Levy do?
He looked down at the white tiles and breathed in slowly trying to push those thoughts down. She is going to be fine. She will be fine. We can go back to our normal lives and hopefully put this behind us. Please just let everything be okay in the end.
———————————————————————————————————–HOLY SHIT I had some fun writing this spicy boi! I might continue it its y’all want me to but its getting a bit long, my hands are tired and I just really wanted to post it so badly. Anyways I hope you enjoyed and sorry if he grammar is shitty I can’t function properly anymore.
character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*
me:
character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*
me:
character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*
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character in fight scene: *pins down the opponent and leans in close to whisper in their ear*
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I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that
@tabbran please add lemon man story to this
PRESENTING LEMON MAN
That was a wild goddamn ride
this thread was my only accomplishment in life and now it’s deleted rip
Can someone please explain to me how in the hell do boys wear shorts in -20 °C weather?
( -4 Fahrenheit I think that’s who google told me)
Every so often someone just reinvents exploding knees
Lance McClain may not be gay and European, but sure is bi and Carribean
https://youtu.be/QbhqUG28uLQ
Gale Redfox as an Earth Dragon slayer
doorbell: *rings*
me:
Fairy tail next generation headcanon #8
FIRST👏OF👏ALL👏 this headcanon is for @fairytail-incorrectquotes who requested I do some more Bixanna! I hope this made you happy! Also there was another Bixanna post that I found that inspired this but as of writing this I can’t find the creator but I will find them later. I also tried to do dialogue even if i haven’t gotten the hang of the grammar part yet so let’s see how that goes!
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I think Bicslow would know Lisanna is pregnant before she even knew since he can see souls. One day he just noice amongst Lisanna’s beautiful bright green soul a little orange one near her stomach. It wasn’t very bright or clear, in fact it was great smallest soul he had every seen, definitely was confused for a bit and didn’t know what it was at all. He didn’t tell Lisanna because he thought it might creep her out, so he waited to see what happened.
It wasn’t until a few days later that Lisanna got very sick, once she felt the nausea building up her her stomach and then rising up to her throat she got up out of bed and ran to the bathroom as fast as she could. She stayed in the bathroom for a good minute before Bickslow woke up and saw his wife on the bathroom floor holdings her hair back as she threw up.
“Hey Lis”, she glanced over her shoulder and saw Bickslow standing in the doorway of their bathroom wearing only his boxers and surprisingly none of his dolls to be seen.They usually are with him the moment he wakes up in the morning no matter how early.
“Could you get some me water please?” Lisanna asked, her mouth very dry and has the bitter taste of vomit lingering. Bickslow gave a small, gentle nod before he left the doorway leaving alone Lisanna with her thoughts.
Well I was planning on telling him in a more fun way like Mira and did, its fine we can probably just do it for it for the rest of the guild instead…
She heard the water faucet running in the distance from their kitchen. Lisanna and Bickslow didn’t live in a huge place, only having one floor but still room for guests. They didn’t need a whole lot of space to feel happy living together and it had been working out ever since they moved in.
She felt the pressure in her stomach and throat building up again.
Bickslow returned with a large glass of water, he knelt down behind to Lisanna on the cool bathroom tiles and set the water down beside her.
“Thank you” Lisanna said politely before throwing up once more. She felt him start to pull her hair back his fingers into a ponytail before using an elastic band to secure her hair.
“Thought this could help at least a bit” he said softly as he kissed her neck. Lisanna always kept her hair short but it was now still long enough to but in a small ponytail.
She leaned back on Bickslow’s chest very exhausted and drank some of the water. She didn’t even pay attention to the time but it was way early than she would normally wake up on a weekend. He gently wrapped his arms around her waist, looking down at the tiny orange soul inside his wife, it didn’t really have a shape or anything but looked more like a peanut of anything. Should he tell her? Lisanna held onto his his wrists as she embraced the moment of peace, she embraced her temporary relief of sickness and already felt it dying down a bit. Lisanna was the first to break the silence.
“Sorry I woke you up, you really didn’t need to come help me” Bickslow leans his head on her shoulder.
“Its fine Lis, I wasn’t really sleeping anyways” He said softly, he was thinking about the orange soul inside her. He couldn’t stop thinking if she was pregnant but he just couldn’t believe himself, they only had been married for about a year and a half at this point and they never talked about having kids. Just asking her would be rude as well, maybe she would think that she is gaining weight which wasn’t true since Lisanna has always been naturally slender than some of the other girls in the guild and never gained much weight at all.
Lisanna leaned forward toward the toilet and once again threw up, ruining the moment. Bickslow put his hand on her shoulder and asked if she needed anything else, Lisanna just drank some of more of the water and smiled but on the inside her chest pounded with nervousness,sickness and fear.
Its now or never Lisanna, just say something!
“I guess this is going to happen a lot so you really don’t really need to help me every time” Bickslow’s eyes widened and he practically froze.
Smooth, real smooth
“Wait what do you mean Lis?Are you okay?” He was slightly panicking but still tired to act calm which honestly didn’t completely fool his wife. Lisanna turned around to face her husband as she leaned up against his chest once again as she looked up at him smiling widely. She took his hands and squeezed them tightly.
“We are going to have a baby, and I know that we haven’t been really married for very long and it should have been something that we talked about fir-” Lisanna was suddenly interrupted by Bickslow pulling her in a big hug as he laughed.
“I don’t care Lis, this is amazing!” Lisanna hugged him back instantly and gave a huge smile. “I can’t believe we are going to have our own little baby”. They both pulled away and looked at the joy in their eyes as they both felt such happiness and such love for each other. Bickslow kissed Lisanna on her forehead, lingering for just a second before admiring down at the tiny orange soul and gently placed his hands on her belly. He almost couldn’t believe that this was his little baby, this tiny orange soul inside Lisanna would be his to hold one day, his to take care of and play with.
No not just his.
His and Lisanna’s.
YASS I DONT REALLY SHIP BIXANNA BUT THIS I SOME GOOD FLUFF
