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goodbye nobody my name is not markiplier jj • 23 • she/they • lesbian • chaotic neutral @riplier on twitter

[spider-mann]

Andrew Garfield talks to Elmo about grief and the passing of his mother

[ceausescue]

debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying "my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]" or "my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]"

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

2008 Honda Civic with the bumper sticker "My other ride is a 2007 Honda Civic"

[electriccuckchair]

This post has found its target market

[aliascanthrope]

i love the ambiguity of zelda and link's relationship. they are in love. they're just good friends. they're married. link just follows zelda around like a puppy and she got attached to him. they're t4t. they're work buddies. zelda is in love with link and hes just doing his job. link is in love with zelda and shes just doing her job. they're soulmates. they're bound together by their duty to hyrule. they're bearding for each other

[thesinglesock]

in a modern AU Link would be Zelda's only friend with a driver's license and their chat history would look like this

[prettypinkpansy]

rare vent art from a few months ago

[queer-and-longing]

I feel this!!! Also love how you muted the color along the way, I think it makes it that much more impactful!

[saint-yaint]

This is the thing!

[cal-is-a-cuddlefish]

[meepmoopmaap]

[darbydraws]

New Fall Out Boy tour kicks off today! Have a sword-wielding dog to celebrate 🗡

[nbsilvally]

is this anything

[jame7t]

funniest thing about the “reddit migration” is that I haven’t seen a single post shitting on anyone coming from Reddit. when twitter started bleeding users everyone was firing rent-lowering posts but with redditors skittering about we’ve left the doors open and put out food bowls

[gayshitanddadjokes]

despite staff's recent changes, we're... winning??????

[mlarayoukai-archive]

Tips for redditers joining Tumblr:

you have to put on a skirt

[meangirlnurse]

btw i'm 100% sure i did not invent this concept but i think coat racks are such a nice option for renters/dorm-dwellers etc. who would like to have hanging plants without nailing into the walls

[meangirlnurse]

^ this costs $12.99 at IKEA

and if you can go up to like $25 you can get one with a low shelf to put, like, medium-sized floor plants on as well

[meangirlnurse]

these tags make me so happy!!!!!! you can find really nice ones on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist sometimes, too – here the $10 rack i found on FBM :^)

[thatmorepersonal]

I HAVE THAT SECOND RACK THAT JUST BECAME OUT OF USE FOR ME BECAUSE I MOVED AND HAVE MORE CLOSET SPACE NOW, THIS IS BRILLIANT

[meangirlnurse]

enjoy the plants!!!!!!!!

[meangirlnurse]

i’m really tickled people liked this post!!!! 🥰

for people with a higher budget, i think bamboo clothes racks like this one could look absolutely fantastic btw! and a little less stark white if that doesn’t match your decor (though that could probably be changed with a can of spray paint if you have the room to do any DIY stuff!)

i do see the bamboo racks pop up on Facebook Marketplace from time to time as well…..👀

[meangirlnurse]

#op i hope you know i showed this post to my mom and now shes talking excitedly about this towel rack she has#shes going to fix it to the side table in front of the window :)

this is so cute 😭 and sounds like such a fun project idea! tell her i hope it goes well please!

[wetchickenbreast]

life tip: you can listen to a song on loop

[bsideheart]

but watch out

[grargll]

[beardedmrbean]

[youngalientype]

[deactivated-blog]

TONIGHT. WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE POND.

[teathattast]

God?

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[cipheramnesia]

These are increasingly like horror movies.

[nudityandnerdery]

I love these so much. Do I know what they're putting in there? No. Does it matter? Also no.

[cipheramnesia]

They're fuckin tinctures in those bottles.

[nudityandnerdery]

I support freelance potionmakers and apothecaries.

[chapeldean]

when misha collins goes on a silent retreat a lot of shit happens or however the saying goes

[hornystiel]

misha collins is on a silent retreat and he hasn’t been online in a few days

[memorycycle]

can we pretend this whole website is r/hotdogs for a copuple minutes

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

i could really use a wish right now